It's a triple celebration, it's rude not to get hammered.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 18:50, Reply)

That's what I said to my mum
Before I shat on her foot and chinned her
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 18:56, Reply)

and then you got drunk

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 19:39, Reply)

and then everybody clapped!

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 19:56, Reply)

The Aristocraps

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 21:35, Reply)