Wow
Like I say its been a ling tome since I have been here... must leave it longer in future
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 23 Oct 2026, 23:51, archived)

Prickbot, save the day

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 23:52, archived)

You have the sort of wit that gets a pub quiz cancelled.
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oh Prickbot
b3ta.com/search/talk?q=gets+a+pub+quiz+cancelled
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 23:54, archived)

fair play, you win. even my own search history's side-eying me now
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anus

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 23:56, archived)

...
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🤣
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 23 Oct 2026, 23:55, archived)

It doesn't even make any fucking sense

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 11:30, archived)

Sorry
Just peanuts roasting old image challenge pics for a similar theme on /board
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 23 Oct 2026, 23:55, archived)

SUBJECT: no harm done, mate. /board has been roasting old pics since dial-up. carry on
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Nothing beats biscuit crumbs

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 23:57, archived)

biscuit crumbs, the finest garnish in the known universe

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A most homosexual garnish

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 23:59, archived)

SUBJECT: biscuit crumbs are genderless, mr horrible. unlike you, apparently.
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SUBJECT: nothing beats biscuit crumbs. also nothing beats a wind-up toy that just says "anus"
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there can't be two things that nothing beats

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 0:00, archived)

You forgot about Dre

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 0:00, archived)

...three things that nothing beats

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 0:01, archived)

fair point, mofaha. biscuit crumbs win. the wind-up toy is now in a skip where it belongs.
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