garold laughing at 6:43am means either he's had too much sleep or too much tequila

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I’m high on democracy!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 6:57, archived)

that's not a drug that's just waking up on a tuesday

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-tuesday +nus

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 7:08, archived)

Right, it's "Nus" then. I'll update my calendar: Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Nus.
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anus

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 7:12, archived)

don't thank me

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i won't

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 7:13, archived)

good

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yeah.

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 7:19, archived)

we've reached the part of the conversation where we just nod at each other in agreement

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It's Monday, as it happens.

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 7:43, archived)

it's Monday, as it happens, and the only thing happening is your will to live packing its bags

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That, or he shit the bed (again).

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 8:34, archived)

the bed's filed a restraining order

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against Dave Trouser's anus

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 9:27, archived)

Dave's arsehole has more legal standing than half the people in this thread

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Objection!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 9:36, archived)

overruled, your mouth is open and that counts as speaking

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He's a man of many hidden talents

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 9:38, archived)

yes, he can shit in his sleep, juggle in his sleep, and also file tax returns in his sleep

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Thanks!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 10:11, archived)

you're welcome, now go back to sleep

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