Came in to an email this morning asking for "a very quick high level steer".
Somebody's been on a corporate bullshit course.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 12:42, archived)

Are you sure they weren't requesting some sort of genetically engineered supercow?
Also,

youtu.be/jPVC8Y4aJdc?is=cWM5eDzbAucn2XQh
( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 13:05, archived)

I trust we have an understanding.

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 13:19, archived)

The gist of my steer was "no fucking way", and I think she understood it.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 13:23, archived)