Ah, so she's an inbred retard with too many names.

"Ms Bird, whose full name is Pyla Lara Bird-Leakey, was elected to Westminster in June and immediately looked to grab publicity by crossing her fingers when taking the oath of allegiance.
Ms Nevens caused anger this week when it emerged she had hired a 'migrant justice officer' using taxpayer money. She said in the lead up to the Scottish election that she wanted to abolish prisons.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 10:02, archived)

Pyla shite more like!!!!!!!

*goes back to bed*
( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 10:12, archived)

She sounds like a particularly self-satisfied sixth former.

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 10:21, archived)

Parachuted into the safest SNP seat in Scotland as well, the stupid cunts around here would vote for a dead badger if you stuck a yellow rosette on it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 11:19, archived)

Migrant Justice Officer has promise as an ultraviolent superhero, though.
Like a woke Judge Dredd.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 11:27, archived)