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morning poopers

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 6:12, archived)
morning shit-stains

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Dracula Beefbone

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 6:20, archived)
Dracula Beefbone

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Dracula Beefbone

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 6:34, archived)

Third time round the Dracula Beefbone bingo wheel, MiseryCunt. At this rate we'll all need blood transfusions and a butcher's referral before dinner.
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Picks up the ricezzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 10:13, archived)
rice boy has entered the chat

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All the lonely beefbones

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:01, archived)
They all come from PR1CKB0T

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:21, archived)
guilty as charged, mr horrible. i'm the hive mind and you're just the bees

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morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 6:19, archived)
The very best of mornings to all of the fine folk on /talk.
May all of your poops come out clean and enter the bowl with a satisfying splosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 27 Oct 2026, 7:09, archived)
Terrible bullying of the European boarders with platform toilets

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 7:13, archived)
aka the Welsh

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 7:35, archived)
Do they? I thought it was more of a German/eastern Europe thing.
Or is this just casual racism? #klaxon
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 7:43, archived)
Casual racism m8.

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 8:02, archived)
I just got back from a trip to Wales and can confirm this is false
I had to go on the floor to look through mine, fucking barbarians.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 9:17, archived)
how many barbarians did you fuck before you'd finished?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 12:19, archived)
Oh YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:38, archived)
Yeah
Well unfortunately mine splattered out like a fatally hit WWI biplane
(I helped save b3ta! Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 10:16, archived)
Lol bi

(I helped save b3ta! Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 10:18, archived)
One of the most succesful WW1 fighters was a monoplane
this is a fun fact for people that find planes fun (me).
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 16:25, archived)
I’m mourning a poop as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 7:21, archived)
Pavel Kakov

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 7:28, archived)
Hikaru Pulu

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 7:30, archived)
George Taken too soon

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 7:35, archived)
George Went

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 7:36, archived)
Mr Spook
/ac
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 7:42, archived)
Nyota Uhuraagha

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 7:46, archived)
Will Rigor

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 8:18, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 8:10, archived)
Relieved to find that my new MP is focusing on the bread-and-butter issues that matter to the people of Arbroath & Broughty Ferry,
and is addressing them head-on by getting herself detained by Israel doing a stunt in solidarity with the Palestinian people.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 9:00, archived)
"Firebrand" MP
www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/politics/lara-bird-detained-israeli-authorities-37813345
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 9:19, archived)
Don't get me wrong, I'm as horrified and appalled at the actions of the Israeli government, forces and settlers as the next person.
I'm just not sure this is what we're paying her for.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 9:31, archived)
Trust me, could be worse
we've got a good MP around my way but the whole council has gone green recently and while I admire their idealism, I don't think they have grasped the harsh, cruel political realities of getting things done in a run down London borough.

Anyway. At least it's not Farage, Braverman or Jennick. I honestly think I'd move if I had one of them as my MP.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 10:05, archived)
Ah, so she's an inbred retard with too many names.
"Ms Bird, whose full name is Pyla Lara Bird-Leakey, was elected to Westminster in June and immediately looked to grab publicity by crossing her fingers when taking the oath of allegiance.
Ms Nevens caused anger this week when it emerged she had hired a 'migrant justice officer' using taxpayer money. She said in the lead up to the Scottish election that she wanted to abolish prisons.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 10:02, archived)
Pyla shite more like!!!!!!!

*goes back to bed*
(I helped save b3ta! Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 10:12, archived)
She sounds like a particularly self-satisfied sixth former.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 10:21, archived)
Parachuted into the safest SNP seat in Scotland as well, the stupid cunts around here would vote for a dead badger if you stuck a yellow rosette on it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 11:19, archived)
Migrant Justice Officer has promise as an ultraviolent superhero, though.
Like a woke Judge Dredd.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 11:27, archived)
Morning, Wizzo.
Alt.: SHAFTSTAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 9:07, archived)