Hello
I'm slightly worried about how much I want a credit card wand
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 16:16, archived)

Buy one that looks like a penis
Branding "B3ta sponsored this purchase"
Can you imagine
("TEMU Bou", Sat 31 Oct 2026, 16:58, archived)

I can imagine getting thrown out of the shop, yes

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 17:08, archived)

I'm cackling now

("TEMU Bou", Sat 31 Oct 2026, 17:55, archived)

Get one

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 18:13, archived)

Oh hang on
I thought you meant one of those Hitachi wank spanners
( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 18:24, archived)

I met him.

( mongychops, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 19:16, archived)

New Chats vid out
'Off it'
good lads
( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 19:38, archived)

The Cups

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Nov 2026, 0:49, archived)

I probably will
Told my guy I want one, he's decided to buy it for me
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Nov 2026, 1:10, archived)