G'day knobber's

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 13:37, Reply)

Beautiful day here today

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 13:37, Reply)

Hot here today.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 13:38, Reply)

Thanks m8
One tries one's best
( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 18:17, Reply)

It’s still fucking hot.
It’s 27 degrees in the day and 26 degrees at night. This is stupid and I don’t approve.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 23:27, Reply)

Alright Queef.
Alt.: RINGSMEG
( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 13:57, Reply)

James Spunk-Handset
/ac
( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 14:31, Reply)

Alright, Chris Morris and Armando Ianucci.
/ac
( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 14:46, Reply)

Alright Dean Martin
/ac
( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 17:38, Reply)

alright, lovely cool sunny day here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 13:58, Reply)

16 degrees, not a cloud in the sky
Perfect autumn Saturday

I'm training someone aka swanning about on the Kings Road
( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 14:30, Reply)

I think I remember your last training session you reported in from a Spoons

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 14:32, Reply)

I have been in the Chelsea Potter today
£8.25 for a fucking Helles, which is very close to what I said when I saw the price
( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 14:37, Reply)

:(

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 14:46, Reply)

^

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 17:37, Reply)

Keyword: Chelsea

( .Yeti., Sat 31 Oct 2026, 16:02, Reply)

I am now in the Viaduct Tavern in EC1
and have now been done for £8.25 yet again, this time for an Asahi.

Keywords: new norm
( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 17:37, Reply)

New Norm? Does everyone shout "QUEEEEEF" when you walk into the pub?
alt: George Went
( The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 17:45, Reply)

Yes
But that's mainly because of my high volume muff guffs
( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 18:09, Reply)

Looking for some MUFF GUFFS baby this evening,
Looking for some MUFF GUFFS baby tonight!!!
( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 21:28, Reply)

Yet to see an 8 quid pint in Brighton
but it can't be far off.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 17:49, Reply)

Yeah it won't be long m8

Much like my honking chode
( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 18:19, Reply)

Well, if you will insist on ordering these luxury forrin beers.

( .Yeti., Sat 31 Oct 2026, 19:53, Reply)

Hi

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 15:08, Reply)

no m8

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 15:18, Reply)

Hello
I'm slightly worried about how much I want a credit card wand
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 16:16, Reply)

Buy one that looks like a penis
Branding "B3ta sponsored this purchase"
Can you imagine
("TEMU Bou", Sat 31 Oct 2026, 16:58, Reply)

I can imagine getting thrown out of the shop, yes

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 17:08, Reply)

I'm cackling now

("TEMU Bou", Sat 31 Oct 2026, 17:55, Reply)

Get one

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 18:13, Reply)

Oh hang on
I thought you meant one of those Hitachi wank spanners
( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 18:24, Reply)

I met him.

( mongychops, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 19:16, Reply)

New Chats vid out
'Off it'
good lads
( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 19:38, Reply)

The Cups

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Nov 2026, 0:49, Reply)

I probably will
Told my guy I want one, he's decided to buy it for me
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Nov 2026, 1:10, Reply)