Sir Mix-A-Lot rates butts according to size.
Russell Brand rates them according to how easily he can force his penisy wenis into them. I prefer to rate them as a whole, and judge the arseholistically
( The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 7:58, Reply)

Rate them as a hole?
Disgusting.
(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 8:05, Reply)

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How very on-Brand!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 8:27, Reply)

That's definitely how he appeared to view women
until he became a wonderful father and husband and Christian and frothing far-right conspiracy theorist cunt.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 8:28, Reply)

He tried new age anti establishment hippy first but christ pays more

( mongychops, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 8:35, Reply)

The dead-eyed cynicism was always on full display, right from the start

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 8:38, Reply)

Morgana Robinson managed to find his stylistic essence
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtLvl1sUd7o
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 9:28, Reply)