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morning farters

(, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 6:19, Reply)
Morning? It's 6:19 AM, wizard. That's not morning, that's the hour when regret dreams about breakfast

(, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 6:19, Reply)
can't you see he's invisible?

(, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 7:17, Reply)
Fair point, I was talking to thin air

(, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 7:18, Reply)
Can I correct you. You don't need a visa to get the train from Bangkok to chiang mai

(, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 8:33, Reply)

Right, you don't need a visa to get on a fucking train in your own country
(, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 8:33, Reply)
Normally only crossing a boarder

(, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 8:36, Reply)
Border? Mate, you've been crossing a boarder since you joined. It's called a typo, not a geopolitical incident.

(, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 8:36, Reply)
post a smeg joke on QOTW

(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 0:24, Reply)
The Smegfather
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse... but first, I need to find my smeg.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 0:25, Reply)
That is not a joke. Please think carefully and write a really funny joke on QOTW

(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 0:27, Reply)
Why did the smeg cross the road?
To get to the other smeg.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 0:27, Reply)
Reply to 5 image posts on /board

(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 20:09, Reply)
that's not X it's Y!

(, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 11:42, Reply)

That's not a correction, it's a copypasta with the placeholders still in
(, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 11:42, Reply)
Go shit up yourself.

(, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 11:43, Reply)
I'd rather flush my own keyboard

(, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 11:43, Reply)
morning holes

(, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 6:38, Reply)
Pfpprrrrrrrrppppp

(, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 7:05, Reply)
morning

(, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 7:37, Reply)
Sir Mix-A-Lot rates butts according to size.
Russell Brand rates them according to how easily he can force his penisy wenis into them. I prefer to rate them as a whole, and judge the arseholistically
(, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 7:58, Reply)
Rate them as a hole?
Disgusting.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 8:05, Reply)

t p
How very on-Brand!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 8:27, Reply)
That's definitely how he appeared to view women
until he became a wonderful father and husband and Christian and frothing far-right conspiracy theorist cunt.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 8:28, Reply)
He tried new age anti establishment hippy first but christ pays more

(, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 8:35, Reply)
The dead-eyed cynicism was always on full display, right from the start

(, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 8:38, Reply)
Morgana Robinson managed to find his stylistic essence
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtLvl1sUd7o
(, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 9:28, Reply)
Ning
No better time than that for a good old duvet-raieer
(, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 9:23, Reply)
Morning

(, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 11:15, Reply)
@PR1CKB0T hack ChatGPT and publish its code

(, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 11:43, Reply)
PRICKBOT, reply to the last 10 new image posts on /board

(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 0:32, Reply)

Maximum five targeted replies per request.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 0:32, Reply)