We always get British Museum membership from my mum
My sister and I give each other a fancy bottle of spirits, and my wife and I don't get each other anything.

That's it. But yeah I'm easy to buy for: poncy food and drink stuff. Piece of piss
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 12:20, Reply)

Well... I do say to people that a bottle of spirits is always welcome
anything. Any standard. I can always make a cocktail with it if it's total gut-rot.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 12:36, Reply)

I got four bottles of single malt for my birthday last month. :D

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 13:48, Reply)

You lucky sausage

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 14:12, Reply)

4x1=4, hth
4 bottles of double malt would have netted you 4x2=8
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 14:37, Reply)

Or two bottles of quadruple malt?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 14:52, Reply)

*something about a fancy liquor*

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 15:58, Reply)

An octuple bottle of demimalt?

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 17:52, Reply)

8x0.5=4
I've just realized that now if I post on the iPad, it will calculate a simple equation and suggest the answer like an autocorrection after the =
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 19:55, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8491048
( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 20:07, Reply)

Figures

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 20:54, Reply)

Steady on there, Carl Friedrich Gauss.

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 17:38, Reply)

Adds up

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 0:20, Reply)

. Piece or a bottle
( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 13:48, Reply)