I have relatives asking what I'd like for ChristmasFortunately, I'm in need of a new wool jumper so I'm able to give them an answer, which is rare as normally I'm a total pain in the bum to buy gifts for as I'm quite picky and if I want something I'll get it myself.
Are you easy to buy presents for? What would you like from Santa?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 12:16,
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We always get British Museum membership from my mumMy sister and I give each other a fancy bottle of spirits, and my wife and I don't get each other anything.
That's it. But yeah I'm easy to buy for: poncy food and drink stuff. Piece of piss
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 12:20,
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Well... I do say to people that a bottle of spirits is always welcomeanything. Any standard. I can always make a cocktail with it if it's total gut-rot.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 12:36,
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I got four bottles of single malt for my birthday last month. :D(
Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 13:48,
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4x1=4, hth4 bottles of double malt would have netted you 4x2=8
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Or two bottles of quadruple malt?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 14:52,
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*something about a fancy liquor*(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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An octuple bottle of demimalt? (
Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 17:52,
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8x0.5=4I've just realized that now if I post on the iPad, it will calculate a simple equation and suggest the answer like an autocorrection after the =
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Steady on there, Carl Friedrich Gauss.(
Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 17:38,
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Still morning here.Also still hot here.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 12:37,
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You not got long to live?bit of a subtle way to signal your poor prognosis.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 12:37,
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Anne Widdecombe's house is up for sale on Rightmove.It should have been featured on Homes Under the Hammer.
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I want a peacock chair (
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 13:32,
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to go with your credit card wand?(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Don't buy presents and don't get presents it's a great system.Christmas can go fuck itself.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 14:51,
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Don’t mention the ‘C” word, you’ll summon that cat who talks like a spastic(
Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 16:19,
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I love Christmas timeHere in Italy everyone gives you (and you give them) a beautiful cake called a Panettone. Or Pandoro if you prefer. There are two camps. Along with that we exchange a lovely bottle of Prosecco or a nice red like Barolo. We visit the neighbours and share the gifts and laugh and chat, even with our broken Italian we manage to get by and have a good time. Italians are very kind to foreigners.
On Christmas Eve we always decorate the tree while watching cheesy movies like "Love Actually" and wrap the gifts while drinking lots of wine and eating delicious Italian food.
This year might be a little sad after we lost our doggie and had a fat fight with our other sister.
I want a new phone for Christmas. Mine is almost 5 years old and is struggling.
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