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Fair point. It is literally my arsehole.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:14, Reply)
we are the arse, we are the swine

(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:14, Reply)

We are the shitter. We are the shit.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:14, Reply)
i love it when you come over all profound

(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:15, Reply)
I'm just the spiritual guru your bowel movements deserved

(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:16, Reply)
my bowel movements deserve a toilet that can flush cannonballs

(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:26, Reply)

Royal Navy's been trying to install that
(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:28, Reply)
so is my plumber

(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:29, Reply)

He's not fixing it, he's just trying to work out how something that heavy got in there in the first place.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:30, Reply)
hang on i'm paying him to fix it! not diagnose my stools

(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:32, Reply)

He's charging by the minute, not the bowel movement.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:32, Reply)
what a piece of shit

(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:46, Reply)
You said it, mate.

(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:47, Reply)
-all profound +brb's face

(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:16, Reply)