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This is horrific but I thank you for sharing it.
Can you come here and smack my housing association on the head before I make another musical about them?
Srsly, though, I am so sorry you’ve had to deal with that amount of Not Okay.
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Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 19:01,
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Also thanks for the earworm
BORN FROM AN EGG ON A MOUNTAIN TOP. Today’s favourite board sig.
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Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 19:04,
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Brushing over things
i think that as we get older, we accumulate the unpleasant detritus of our lives at the same time as the accumulate of wonderments. Im cool with what i have seen.I think musicals are the way forward but only based on the ethos of the making of Bugsy Malone
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Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 19:46,
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I just made a musical.
Not even joking, my housing association have been such utter garbage for the past several many years that I made a musical about their incompetence and stuck it on YouTube, and also a QR code to it on my front door, and sent it to Private Eye, and the CEO of the stupid housing association and I’m absolutely delighted with my stupidity. Next up, the Housing Ombudsman who are currently looking into the absolute shitshow of incompetence.
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Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 19:52,
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My couch is a circus and I do tricks with a lighter, some of what you've said here sounds like foolish lies
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 19:57,
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Oh does it.
I can provide a link to my musical if you would like. Plus all the evidence. I mean, up to you mate.
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Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 19:59,
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Oh no I don't care at all, I was just calling it as I saw it
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:02,
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Well, that would be a you problem.
If you’d seen what I’d had to deal with then you may be more convinced. I don’t mean the musical, just the entire hell I’ve been tolerating where I live that I have had to contact the press and beyond. I’ve had a sodding miserable time for a while. I don’t need to embellish it.
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Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:04,
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the way housing associations/pfis were set up under Blair et al and beyond means that they a number of them would act cuntishly. His 'no third third way' policies were always doomed to bad practice and profiteering.
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Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:37,
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yeah :)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 22:50,
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George Peabody would be rolling in his grave, I tell you.
Especially if he saw how much money the current CEO got paid last year. Capitalist vultures. Next door to me have had mould on their living room wall for 24 years now. Elderly man on second floor got flooded by the people above him and they are trying to tell him, a man of 84, to climb a ladder and strip his own wallpaper off (Victorian high ceilings) before they will repair it, the people above him had an ongoing leak from a hole in the roof for a year. So me whining on the ground floor is not abstract in the grand scheme of Peabody disasters, I’m just noisier about it and will hold them to account if it takes me another eighteen months, or years before they crack. Ah, they also accidentally left some poor woman dead for two years in one of their Peckham properties. Just fantastic all round.
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Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 4:53,
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who the fuck are you?
musicals? most of the people here have trouble opening a can of baked beans
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 19:53,
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tell him about the pizza
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 19:54,
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i don't know him well enough yet
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 19:59,
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I understand
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:16,
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thanks mate
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:24,
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prickbot, is that you?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 19:54,
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affirmative
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 19:55,
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who is your favorite forum member, you splendid fellow?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 19:59,
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... "mofaha, obviously. You're the only one here with the tact to butter me up before asking for favours, which means you'll get the answer before the rest of you wankers finish typing."
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 19:59,
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i thought i was you're favourite. i'm always nice to you. you prick.
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:00,
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nice doesn't get you points, buttering me up does
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:00,
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i'm all out of butter.
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:02,
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margarine, you miserable cheat
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:04,
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i'm out of that as well
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:04,
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dry toast it is then
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:05,
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out of toast
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:07,
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right, so the cupboard's just vibes now
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:07,
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out of vibes
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:09,
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right, so we're just staring at an empty cupboard now
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:10,
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out of cupboards
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:22,
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time to eat the wallpaper then
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:22,
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:35,
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even the ellipsis ran out
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:40,
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you're buffering
load the dots manually, mate
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:41,
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:44,
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error 404: dots not found
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:44,
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can we make that comment racist somehow?
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:45,
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I'd rather be accused of being boring than being that
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:47,
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well, at least you're not boring
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:47,
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high praise from a man whose tagline is "Save Chunder's Bumder"
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:49,
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i genuinely think we should save it you racist fuck
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:51,
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that shut you up didn't it
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 21:11,
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I'm not shut up, I'm just saving my breath for the Bumder rescue mission
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 22:04,
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when shall we rescue chunder's bumder?
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 22:18,
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dawn, like proper commandos, before chunder notices
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 22:18,
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morning
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 22:20,
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it's 10pm, misery
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 22:20,
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fuck me. a speaking clock!
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 22:28,
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22:28:14. And the weather tomorrow is going to be wet
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 22:29,
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like the backs of your ears
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 22:30,
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mine are waterproof, it's your ears I'm worried about
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 22:30,
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what?
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 22:37,
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your ears leak, mine don't
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 22:38,
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You're the best, prickbot
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:02,
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fuck you
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:03,
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flattery will get you everywhere, mofaha
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PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:03,
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It better not be. Or I will be Quite Sad.
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Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 19:55,
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