@The Doveston
I at times cry myself to sleep at night thinking of lovely SSG's pain.
I think a fitting memorial to him would be a flashmob event at a local high school, where we fill in the fat kids at lunchtime.
All in his honour.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

I bet you cry brown ale
I also bet your poos look like Alan Shearer. EVERY. LAST. ONE.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)

@JMG
JMG.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

@JMG
What we really need is a misery to condemn us all.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6268849
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)

HAH

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)

@rob
Ok sir :(
(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

@TheDoveston
Oh, how is he
(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

@thefuckinglotofyou
just behave
( rob, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

Lulz, I tell you. Lots and lots of lulz.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

It was JMG.
It always is.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)

well, I'm going to read a book
and hope all this goes away by the morning
( rob, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)

I'm putting my hands up on this one.
But please tell us somebody Gazzed you.
Be a sport Rob.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)

Either that, or texts may have been sent.
"Sir! Sir! JMG is being a naughty again" with a sadface emoticon
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)

In all fairness I'm only lashing out as we're approaching SSG's final months.
:(

I hope SSG sees out the Ashes.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

I'm going to enquire if Robert Croft is available to sing at his funeral
It's all so sad. So young, so handsome, yet about to be plucked from us
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)

Crofty is a fabulous man, I'm sure he'd be willing to pay his respects to SSG in such a manner.
I'm sure he'll see out the ashes, if he doesn't though, anybody want a ticket for the ashes?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

@Karl
blood pressure, workload. Safe...
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

@Cadence
I see that you are a GIRL, but what we really require is a bunch of people who attend b4shes to really set home the fact that this is COOL and in NO WAY BORING.
Possibly somebody they all fancy. Like Baldmonkey.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

Oh wow

(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

@CadenceFuckingWeapon
Are you sexy?
(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)

@JMG
I'm no regular. I do live with SSG though, normally I'd insult him here, but he's been ill recently as you know.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)

@Limey Treat
You should put @ twice. Like, "@@" because you probably want to take your top off etc.
We haven't spoke in some time, I trust you're chipper.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)

@The Doveston.
The sky, and my penis. you?
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)

@talk
I am a girl and I am joining in.
(b3ta ray bill I can help you help yourself., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)

Hi. I'm a girl too

( jenpots, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)

And me *waves*

( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

@all
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/20244

Ahem
(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)

Scheduled wackiness.
Great.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

@Karl
ok....'sup?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)

@Limey
it's /twitter part 2
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)

@The Doveston
Which regular are you?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

@The Doveston.
No, reply like this.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

@The Doveston, JMG
HELLO. LET'S GET GIRLS.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

'bout time.
'sup?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)