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# the alternative chizzmus message
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:01, archived)
# super pooper!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:01, archived)
# ABBA
love it
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:11, archived)
# ABBA + scat
for every lady
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:14, archived)
# Agnetha's scatty pants
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:15, archived)
# with bean curd
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:15, archived)
# And cos its Christmas
added trifle
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:16, archived)
# don't forget the bacon
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:17, archived)
# You'll want some HP then sir
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:17, archived)
# is it a role playing game?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:19, archived)
# Would explain the D20s
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:20, archived)
# and the DTs?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:20, archived)
# fucking Dave Lee Travis cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:21, archived)
# that hairy fucking conflake
just because he used to fucking present breakfast he thinks he knows it all. Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:22, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:23, archived)
# so I kicked him right in the bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:23, archived)
# And do you know what he said to me?
he said you cunt!
You cunt is said
Yes, you fucking cunt he said
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:25, archived)
# what a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:28, archived)
# So do you know what I did?
I turned round to him and said you fucking cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:29, archived)
# well
who are you to call him a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:29, archived)
# Well
I didn't just call hima a cunt. I kicked him in the fucking cunt.
(Prince of Prance, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 13:51, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:23, archived)
#



fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:19, archived)
# bean curd's gonna blind me
but i wont feel blue...
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:17, archived)
# so thats what happens !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:01, archived)
# hahaha
Puke is the way forward in present delivery.
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:02, archived)
# chizzmus isn't chizzmus without the puke
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:10, archived)
# jesus needs to sack he's make up artist...
far to much blusher !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:11, archived)
# he's gone a bit OTT with the lippy as well
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:13, archived)
# indeed he has.
probably been borrowing pat butchers make up artist.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:15, archived)
# lordy
you are a man obsessed
and woo-er for it
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:11, archived)
# The fishbone makes it for me...
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:12, archived)
# I like this
a lot.
(Rogue Sausage, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:02, archived)
# holy crap!
I just did that 'laughing because you are scared' thing quite loudly. In work.

edit: oh yeah - its also the best xmas thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:03, archived)
# Hahah
That's great.

I'd have messy pants if that came down my chimney!

Congo rats on the FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:03, archived)
# hahaha hooray
and merry ning! to all
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:04, archived)
# haha, merry barfmas to you too :)
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:05, archived)
# Smashing!
I want those meathooker and sausage-snatcher blokes that they have in Iceland. *sigh* Christmas isn't terrifying enough in this country. Although I'm glad to see you're attempting to address that, Monty. :)

edit: here! hometown.aol.com/arlans/myhomepage/jolasveinar.html
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:05, archived)
# hello you
hows you doing?

edit: hahaha, "enclosure post"...
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:09, archived)
# smashing, thank you!
I'm feeling quite christmassy and gleeful despite having lots of festive snot in my head. i'm planning on getting terribly drunk this afternoon, since we'll be knocking off early from work and released into the centre of Manchester about 2pm. :)
yourself? christmas hugs!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:12, archived)
# grrrrr
that sounds fun.
this morning i got up at six to pick up a car booked through ebookers with a discount voucher but paid in full/advance and discovered they hadn't confirmed it - so no car. last week i had a sixth interview for one job but won't hear back till jan, and my friend got diagnosed with cancer.
christmas on track, then.
actually, despite this, i'm quite happy. a total stranger just rang me having receieved a card in a name similar to mine, and it turned out it was for my parents. how very festive!
sorry it's a long'un

edit: i should say - christmas hugs back (but with japanese-style mask over face coz i've had that cold and i don't want it again)!
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:17, archived)
# hehe
i saw those guys on that jonathan ross thing last night, absolutely mental.
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:16, archived)
# that's fucking
ace...

WOO!

*clicks likey likey button*
(I helped save b3ta! umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:06, archived)
# PANTS!

(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:06, archived)
# Moo!
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:09, archived)
# Mooi
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:11, archived)
# Mool
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:14, archived)
# haha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:07, archived)
# Awesome
Woo
(It's The Bish! …, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:08, archived)
# woo yay and total hooplah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:09, archived)
# eeeeeerrrrrrrrrr
i think i'll show that to my nephew and tell him its a video
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:09, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:09, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Best first-post-to-see ever.

'Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:09, archived)
# non-evil Santa likes that!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:10, archived)
# oh god
I good so go for that crisp, festive taste right now. Hopefully be out of here in two hours though
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:14, archived)
# mmm beer
I`ve nearly sobered up from last night, and a Monkey Beer would just hit the spot
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:15, archived)
# i managed to have
three separate hangovers yesterday!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:21, archived)
# christ
you should take up heroin or something instead.. bit of variety and all that
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:27, archived)
# I'd like to be a junky
I think it would give my life meaning
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:32, archived)
# *cracks open another monkey beer*

ok, it's fosters, but if you squint they look the same
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:21, archived)
# 41 minutes and counting for me!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:20, archived)
# Ah! he likes the clean, crisp taste of a cool Monkey Beer
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:20, archived)
# hahahaha!
bazoo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:19, archived)
# bloody brilliant mate
give the little fuckers nightmares eh
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 18:05, archived)
# oh shit that's fucking great!
hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 22:00, archived)
# for this you deserve cakes and pies.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 24 Dec 2005, 3:43, archived)
# oh my!
this really has made my christmas!
(bodders i'm a mighty pirate, Sat 24 Dec 2005, 17:56, archived)