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# home time!

don't take that short-cut across the fields though
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:47, archived)
# Noice!
How many tits does it have?
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:48, archived)
# 8?
at a guess
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 18:00, archived)
# She
looks friendly enough.

*strokes*

Mnnnnnararrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:49, archived)
# rar!
caught in her milky web..
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 18:01, archived)
# AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
aGhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



Aghghhhhhhhhh

(waxdart hello., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:49, archived)
# urban myth No. 48576484
spiders do NOT enter the mouth as we sleep, the warmth breath from
each individual as we sleep acts as a signature 'deterrent' to a spider,
who will NOT crawl into a mouth, as it's senstive legs picks up our breath 'scent'
and it warns the spider away, as it picks up a potential threat form us
/pedant

- Mind you, they still scare the shit outta me
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:52, archived)
# Ohh I bet you get the girls to hold you close
with that sort of talk.

/pedant yourself
(waxdart hello., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:54, archived)
# fending em off with a stick matey :)
mind you, am spoken for
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:55, archived)
# i get the girls to hold my cock

i lost my close ages ago
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:55, archived)
# i think you know too much...


... GET HIM LADS!!!
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:54, archived)
# they crawl up yer nose instead
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:55, archived)
# or your arse


*edit* what an incredibly apt pic. just had that 'laying about' did you?

i'd love to have a look around your hard drive so i would.
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:56, archived)
# its all on my site if you are interested
link in profile ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 18:27, archived)
# you've thought of everything.

a true jedi master
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 13:11, archived)
# it eats the "magic nose goblins"
yeah - ren and stimpy quote :)
(waxdart hello., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:58, archived)
# (----)
Tickle,tickle.
(gottdamm, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 23:19, archived)
# Yeah...
but what's to stop it entering the body elsewhere? (edit - note: read the replies before posting and make less of a fool of self)
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
Superb, utterly superb.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:50, archived)
# *milks*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:50, archived)
# Dear Sir
As usual I find your work pleasing on the eye. Congratulations on this latest edition to your already fantastic collection.

Regards,
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:50, archived)
# Ving?
Who's Ving?
(I helped save b3ta! Father_Ted Drink!, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 8:40, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:50, archived)
# Woo but Scary..
Does it produce a web made of double cream for thickness?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep in Socks it is illegal to take a lion to the cinema., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:51, archived)
# :)
thats silly.

Mooooo
(waxdart hello., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:52, archived)
# fuck me that's mad
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:52, archived)
# wow
so that's a nightmare what now right
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:54, archived)
# scary as hell!
and I should know.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:58, archived)
# oooh cool!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:58, archived)
# haha
it looks like a bouncy castle
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 18:02, archived)
# perhaps that's

oh nevermind.
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 13:12, archived)
# I bet
Master Samwise could pwn "Moolob" with his pokey-sticky thingumajig.
(Prince of Prance, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:03, archived)
# AHHHHHHHH!!!*
I want one NOW
(I helped save b3ta! weekendsession, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 11:22, archived)