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# Who Gives You Extra?


IMAGE REMOVED on request of Halifax.

Edit: yes, I know I am a bad man.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Bad man
Woo yay

Edit:

ooh ooh ooh ooh we do
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)
# Please
don't make me laugh - my body can't take it at the minute...

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)
# is your shitness self-inflicted?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Nope
it was done to me by half a bottle of Teachers yesterday afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)
# so it *is* self-inflicted
serves you right. didn't your mother warn you about the perils of strong liquor?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# She knows all about those.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)
# She says you
taught her everything she knows.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)
# HALF a bottle?!?!?!?!
wimp
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)
# I HAD
been drinking for the entire weekend before that though...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# lightweight
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Damn straight.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)
# was more like 3/4
of the bottle after drinking on friday till 3am, saturday from 1 till 5am sunday, then back on the booze at lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)
# What's up with you?
If it's what I think it is, then nip down the shops, get some Alka Seltzer XS. Sorts you right out. And get me some while you're there.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)
# You bastard.
Now I feel soiled.

*looks down*

Oh, I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Oi you cunt
you gonna enter the C4 challange

see profile
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Can I be a referee?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# only if you wear a skirt
and false moustache and hat with corks hanging from it...
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)
# what about the top half
of his body?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)
# It's a deal
so long as I can wear a bra made from half coconuts.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)
# the referees will be dressed to look like me
then?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)
# she'll have a shock
when she turns around
(stone the crows, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)
# I dont
Think she will yknow. Then again finding out Ghandi is go 2 to the dozen up your back...
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)
# CD
is in the post.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)
# Super duper
Will get it mailed to you before im off on me holibobs, dont forget to shout if you want anything else on there
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)
# PORN!
er...sorry, force of habit.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Yes, just
Dont say it in an old peoples home, half keel over, the other half try and jump you for a gerriatric gang bang. Never again
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)
# All that
gummy action.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)
# He looks remarkably pleased with himself.
The smug twat.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)
# he just need a croissant
and a glass of wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)
# And a pick axe in the head.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Thats
Quality!

(Mad Frank, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# that
is far to scary for words.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)
# That's well shopped.
But it is my mission in life to rid the world of that little fucking cunt of a shit for brains mole-man who darkens our televisions and bill-boards. FUCKING DWARF CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)
# pump
it!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)
# Woopla
Shes gonna have some bad friction burns on those elbows in the morning!
(Caerdydd, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# im vaguely
aroused
(davey_binbag, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:57, archived)