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[challenge entry] Morning all
Second compo entry. The sheep say....

From the Portents of the apocalypse challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Yar.
(plazmagog, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Spumco.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 9:52, archived)
# No need
for that sort of language.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 9:55, archived)
# nice
work
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 10 Mar 2003, 9:55, archived)
# hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 9:57, archived)
# ooh
cowcowcowcowcowcowcowcowcowcowcowcowcowcowcowcowcowcowcowcow

I like cows
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:03, archived)
# :)
so do I they are my favourite aminals.
MOO!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:05, archived)
# did you know
they make teeny tiny mini-cows, like miniature horses?



I secretly want one.


and a pony.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)
# I saw a cat
that was like a little mini cow if that helps at all?
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:19, archived)
# I saw a woman
who was a big cow?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:28, archived)
# I have a cat
that is like a full sized cow. and he is overly fond of eating grass.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Are you certain that it's a cat?
And not a cow?
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:32, archived)
# no.
but he has orangey stripes, and I'm fairly sure cows don't come in that pattern. and he uses a litter box. sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)
# It's very good!
It must have taken you ages?
(kaiser@school, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Yup.
One sheep at a time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)
# I'm sure there's a cheap gag there
but I can't be arsed making it.
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:21, archived)
# Ooh
You are waking up now, n'est pas!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:23, archived)
# As much
as I ever do on a Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:26, archived)
# oh yes
smashing that is
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Nice sheep
On an unrelated note, I never before realised the heroics the New York police got up to in the last century:
clicky new window
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:04, archived)
# Not Pictured
Child's neck snapping from the force of being yanked up six feet by a mounted policeman galloping past at 20mph.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Top
Stuff
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)
# hohoho
spleen did
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 10:48, archived)