

Edit: 100th FP woooooooo!
Thank you all you lovely, lovely people.

I heard if you cut a mouth hole and warm them in a microwave that it's very realistic.
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Tue 25 Nov 2003, 9:09,
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Or you get the 'Pop Tart' effect.
So my mate told me.
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Tue 25 Nov 2003, 9:12,
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So my mate told me.

it should not have taken me so long to twig what you were on about...
Morning you dirty, dirty man.
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Tue 25 Nov 2003, 9:13,
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Morning you dirty, dirty man.

I am afraid this condition may be permanent.
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Tue 25 Nov 2003, 9:12,
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with a watermelon.
or a thermos flask and some chopped liver.
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Tue 25 Nov 2003, 9:31,
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or a thermos flask and some chopped liver.