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I've run out of drink
however there is a bottle of Bucks Fizz that some idiot brought to a party a few months back.

It's 4%.

Should I bother?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:30, archived)
Try
making your mind up
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
*spang*`

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
*likes this*

(__, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
Pfft!
You clever cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:32, archived)

*clicks* Likes
(Zrya Loves the new presidents album > 80% of kittens, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:32, archived)
*snort*

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:32, archived)
Of course
Why bother asking?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
The fizzy will help.
Go on, have a taste.
(I helped save b3ta! WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
ok - on your head be it

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
It will taste wrong....but the fizzy will help.
Can you feel the fizzy?
(I helped save b3ta! WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:32, archived)
now this
I feel justified in getting snobby about.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:34, archived)
it smells like sick
hmm - tastes like fanta
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:35, archived)
It's perfect for christmas morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:38, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
I had about half a bottle of vodka last night and felt fine
Tonight, two cans of lager and I'm pissed.

Alcohol is odd.

Answer to your question: any booze is good booze.
(__, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
The booze was probably lining your stomach, so when you started drinking the lager
the sugar, caused the vodka to come out of the stomach lining and make you pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:34, archived)
What?
I was drinking the vodka with sugary sugary coke last night. Your science is WRONG.
(__, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:38, archived)
it'll still line the stomach
the night before
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:42, archived)
Why the fuck not?
It's all Booxe!
/supermoore
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
Where is supermoore these days?
Has he gone to c4mbodia?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:33, archived)
Only if you do it the 10second barrel way
And do a shot of it every ten seconds until it is empty.
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
At least it'll be gone.
I would. I even drank some Blue Bols once.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
I drank some Blue Nun last week
Won't be doing that again
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:32, archived)
I've never had any Blue Nun. I like to think it's like ambrosia and nectar,
just people are too snobby to drink it.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:36, archived)
No
It's pretty much like paint thinners topped up with saccharine. It's really disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:38, archived)
Correct

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:48, archived)
Add umbrellas and throw a short skirt on.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
put it in a pan
Boil it til there's a gob full left. Drink
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
I was going to say that would boil off all the alcohol.
But then I thought: all the alcohol would turn to gas and you could breathe it in.
Woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:34, archived)
but doesn't alcohol boil
at a lower temperature than water?
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:37, archived)
72 degrees, I think.
*goes off to wiki*
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:38, archived)
I'm betting 78.

(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:42, archived)
78.4 (ethanol).
A level Chem not entirely wasted.
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:51, archived)
always

(Zrya Loves the new presidents album > 80% of kittens, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
its 4% you wouldnt have had otherwise..
think of it as a can and a half of fosters. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:32, archived)
yes
make your son proud of his sozzled old dad, wake him up with the old your my besht mate you are speech
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:32, archived)
If it's similar to the stuff I had a while ago
it's only drinkable when it's been in the fridge for a good few days.

Even then, it's not very drinkable.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:32, archived)
Do you have any antifreeze laying about?
You could drink the two together and be fine, provided you consume more alcohol than antifreeze.
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:32, archived)
Send it over here
and I'll let you know if it's worth downing.
(empty_personality, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:33, archived)
The legal definition of that
is "Aromatised Wine Product".

I really wouldn't bother.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 0:33, archived)