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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 17:14, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 17:16, archived)
# i feel really guilty….
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 17:17, archived)
# does maiden know you've caked her?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 17:17, archived)
# She does now :D
Omnommynom
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 17:36, archived)
# you are the B3tan Sarah Millican!
also known as the cake pigeon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 17:43, archived)
# Coo!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 17:49, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 17:51, archived)
# this is the sort of work that really brings us all together
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 17:17, archived)
# hahahaha
awesome!
(turbomerl, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 17:17, archived)
# Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 17:17, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 17:18, archived)
# This to win!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 17:18, archived)
# outrage!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 17:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Perfect Taters, just Perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 17:22, archived)
# Haha :D
with added uh-oh...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 17:23, archived)
# i feel bad for taking the piss, but i couldn't resist….
but i couldn't resist….damn you b3ta you've changed me
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 17:25, archived)
# "lols"
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 17:25, archived)
# :D lovely
it's interesting how brown hair and glasses makes it safe for work though. It's not like you covered her boobs up any more or anything.
And I'd say the face was equally flawless and young looking as the original.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 17:28, archived)
# it's almost as if this is a joke posted to a humour website
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 17:55, archived)
# I didn't realise that was in question
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 17:56, archived)
# You're right. That wasn't what was in question.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 18:05, archived)
# As against a child-proportioned cheesecake wank cartoon posted to a humour website.
I appreciate that this distinction - blindingly obvious as it is to most people - presents insurmountable problems to some.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 18:44, archived)
# I still don't get the wanking comments, you talk folk are the only ones saying that's what it's for
shocking as it sounds, us /board folk make pictures for the sake of making pictures, not purely to wank over
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:38, archived)
# Yadda yadda. The whole "us and them" thing is a bit tired now given that several of the people who objected have never posted on talk in their lives.
I can't be arsed reiterating it anyway. It was a hentai-style deviantart adolescent cheesecake wank pic. There was nothing b3ta about it. Quite why a handful of /board regulars had to get so defensive is completely beyond me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:02, archived)
# seeing as taters has been posting his pics for a good 5/6 years now
I'd argue that it was a part of b3ta's variety.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:07, archived)
# Well quite. The naked child cheesecake for bedsit pervs variety.
I mean ... he even said that it was inspired by a renowned french childish cheesecake perv, arthur de pins.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:12, archived)
# Yeah ... see that bit where you said you couldn't be arsed reiterating it?
Mnnnnnnng. Dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:13, archived)
# instead of spazzing out at your own insecurities
you might have found out that the picture was based on arthur de pins cartoons
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:27, archived)
# again a lie to excuse you acting like a bellend
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:29, archived)
# you finding that original picture a 'wank cartoon' speaks volumes..just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:51, archived)
# it's more about the scale of her head in relation to her body - less betty boop
also: pance!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 18:11, archived)
# how does massive head equal too sexy? :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 18:21, archived)
# I've seen a movie about that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 18:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:33, archived)
# I wish it did.
Porn sites could have a "Frank Sidebottom" category.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:48, archived)
# :D
now you're talking
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:54, archived)
# snurk
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 17:47, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 17:57, archived)
# Smashing.
Is it just me or has she got her arse on sideways?

It'll be just me won't it?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 18:06, archived)
# She's probably Japanese.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 18:40, archived)
# Hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 18:18, archived)
# Hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 18:30, archived)
# very cool
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:00, archived)
# ahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:14, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:17, archived)
# RIS?
Given the controversy above I'm not sure I should ask, but... RIS?
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:24, archived)
# As originally posted, this appeared to be a sexualised image of a child.
The replacement of the head with something more grown up looking, plus the addition of some big pants, makes it all the less controversial, whilst at the same time poking fun at the controversy.

It's much less funny once it's been explained.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:46, archived)
# Well, yeah
I just scrolled back to the original, and frankly can't see what all the fuss was about. I'm surprised that anyone that sensitive even joins b3ta, never mind sticking around long enough to appoint themselves local Daily Mail representative.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:53, archived)
# double-m has been here since before your mum was born
just saying like
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:04, archived)
# Poor taste humour is one thing, borderline kiddie grot is another, I suppose.
I just enjoyed the ensuing shitstorm.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:07, archived)
# You're not allowed to enjoy shitstorms.
You have to be all fwuffywuffyhuggleschnuggles. Shitstorms are not part of b3ta's 'variety' any more. They've been replaced by squirrels with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:16, archived)
# everyone loves a good shitstorm
chasing one of our best 3d artists off wasn't a good shitstorm
Plus he was our way of meeting very attractive (and over 25 before you ask) latex models at b3ta bashes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:21, archived)
# Fuck. Did we magically uninvent deviantart and all the other creepy 3d cartoon wank sites too?
We really are awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:26, archived)
# again with the wanking
you should see someone about that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:29, archived)
# Not sure I'd want sloppy seconds on a Real Doll.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:47, archived)
# says the man with a furry as his profile picture
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:54, archived)
# :-P
I suppose those latex women are ever so easy to clean...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:57, archived)
# possibly, you could try asking
this is one of tater's aquaintances gallery.sistersinister.se/main.php (nsfw)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:05, archived)
# Yeah, I always like to meet new women,
and ask them how easy it is to get spunk of them. You'll be unsurprised to learn that I am literally drowning in pussy.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:14, archived)
# RIP taters
Dibs on the corpse
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 7:46, archived)
# The original picture was posted and someone cried Child Porn!!

the sane villagers laughed it off.

there was a posse that ran into town

they left

the end
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:49, archived)
# Psst!
We never left. It was the crisis that reunited b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:01, archived)
# you say crisis I say a bellends overreaction
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:35, archived)
# Can't we call it The Joyous Healing of The Great Schism?
Positive spin, and all that
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:49, archived)
# it's another quality 3d render by taters
stylised woman sat eating a cake to celebrate someone he knows birthday.
/talk board came over and said it was child porn or some nonsense

we all fell about laughing and ended up sleeping together in a tent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:53, archived)
# like woa
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:37, archived)
# hell of a camping trip ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:38, archived)
# Also
She had ice cream hair, an attribute that seems to have been overlooked.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 6:00, archived)
# I am in the unfortunate position
of being unable to explain to Polish friends why this is the funniest thing I've seen in ages.
:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:46, archived)
# A win!
*clicks from all ninety-five alt-accounts*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:58, archived)
# Hahaha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:08, archived)
# all brilliant =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:29, archived)