
From: Daddy_warhol
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Your website is disgusting. You people are nauseating. You want to come over as the big-joker with names like 'Ginger Fuhrer' and jokes about Serial Killers, bodily functions, perversions, but really you're are all very sad men. Your childish sick jokes may fool some but not me. You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination with EVIL because you are all SECRETLY EVIL, yet seek catharsis for this evil by joking about it in front of your friends. Obviously you also only have internet friends. I expect people as twisted as you are few and far between and don't like leaving your parents house. So you have to use the internet.
To sum up - I hate you and I want you to know that I hate you.
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:29,
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Your website is disgusting. You people are nauseating. You want to come over as the big-joker with names like 'Ginger Fuhrer' and jokes about Serial Killers, bodily functions, perversions, but really you're are all very sad men. Your childish sick jokes may fool some but not me. You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination with EVIL because you are all SECRETLY EVIL, yet seek catharsis for this evil by joking about it in front of your friends. Obviously you also only have internet friends. I expect people as twisted as you are few and far between and don't like leaving your parents house. So you have to use the internet.
To sum up - I hate you and I want you to know that I hate you.

forced me
by pointing at them and going "look at those stalking, murdering, thieving bastards who coerce folk into unhealthy states of thinking and then take all their money and rip families apart"
lol! silly cult!
:D
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:43,
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by pointing at them and going "look at those stalking, murdering, thieving bastards who coerce folk into unhealthy states of thinking and then take all their money and rip families apart"
lol! silly cult!
:D

it'd make me feel wanted
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:48,
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well, actually I couldn't, man how much effort to stalk someone
you've got to work out where they go, who with, where the who-with goes.. at what times and all that, cross check/correlate all info
what a lot of work
I'm quite exhausted merely thinking about it
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:55,
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you've got to work out where they go, who with, where the who-with goes.. at what times and all that, cross check/correlate all info
what a lot of work
I'm quite exhausted merely thinking about it

Sounds like someone needs a huggle!
Edit : a quick google for that name produces some interesting results... so playing violent computer games is acceptable, is it?
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:30,
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Edit : a quick google for that name produces some interesting results... so playing violent computer games is acceptable, is it?

I am a lady!
I even have lady bits...But as I am on the interweb it doesn't count does it?
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:57,
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I even have lady bits...But as I am on the interweb it doesn't count does it?

hunt and "peck" typist?
haha!
I just made myself sad with that remark
:(
:D
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Thu 17 May 2007, 22:11,
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haha!
I just made myself sad with that remark
:(
:D

btw is this e-mail posted as a warning or a congrats?
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:34,
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MAAAATE......that is heaven on a stick! WOO!
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:47,
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I'll probably finish it tomorrow or something
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:52,
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but I have to wait and see how this one turns out first :)
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Thu 17 May 2007, 22:24,
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underpants that chafe mind you but no-one else in Aust. has got Zappa grundies!
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Fri 18 May 2007, 20:14,
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that he was
a: a cunt
b: a cunt
c: a cunt
although i am evil so maybe he has a point
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:31,
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a: a cunt
b: a cunt
c: a cunt
although i am evil so maybe he has a point

I never knew you had a nom-de-plume, Rob *snickers*
edit: I had catharsis in my left pinky one time, and it hurt like hell.
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:31,
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edit: I had catharsis in my left pinky one time, and it hurt like hell.

~.~;; some people just don't recognize proper fluff
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:34,
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Your childish fluff may fool some but not me. You all have an unhealthy and lully fascination with FLUFF because you are all SECRETLY FLUFFY
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:37,
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it can be hard to recognise when it's on fire and it's being sexed by the 10:05 to London Kings Cross
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:37,
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then I can hate you in more than one way
you humans are all pink to me ..o\/o..
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:38,
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you humans are all pink to me ..o\/o..

Regards Daddy Warhol?
EDIT: Sick men? SEXIST! That's derogatory to the sick women of this board!!!
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:36,
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EDIT: Sick men? SEXIST! That's derogatory to the sick women of this board!!!

Are you teh sexeh?!
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From: riverghost
B3ta user: *not logged in*
Your website is disgusting. You people are nauseating. You want to come over as the big-joker with names like "Ginger Fuhrer" and jokes about Serial Killers, bodily functions, perversions, but really you're are all very sad men. Your childish sick jokes may fool some but not me. You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination with EVIL because you are all SECRETLY EVIL, yet seek catharsis for this evil by joking about it in front of your friends. Obviously you also only have internet friends. I expect people as twisted as you are few and far between and don't like leaving your parents house. So you have to use the internet.
To sum up - Thanks for a great website. My children and I use it all the time.
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:42,
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From: riverghost
B3ta user: *not logged in*
Your website is disgusting. You people are nauseating. You want to come over as the big-joker with names like "Ginger Fuhrer" and jokes about Serial Killers, bodily functions, perversions, but really you're are all very sad men. Your childish sick jokes may fool some but not me. You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination with EVIL because you are all SECRETLY EVIL, yet seek catharsis for this evil by joking about it in front of your friends. Obviously you also only have internet friends. I expect people as twisted as you are few and far between and don't like leaving your parents house. So you have to use the internet.
To sum up - Thanks for a great website. My children and I use it all the time.

give us a call when you get the op.
EDIT: Sorry but I see a flaw here.
Anyone one else secretly evil? I'm quite blatant about it!
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:44,
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EDIT: Sorry but I see a flaw here.
Anyone one else secretly evil? I'm quite blatant about it!

YOu lucky bastard. i had to go to a hospital miles away!
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:50,
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when i'm not openly raping baby rabbits or pushing old ladies off of fly-overs, or ripping the last pages out of books a la Peter Cook, I actually bake cakes and sniff flowers and cure palsied childrens with my mind :)
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:52,
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For teh youngun's to find in the park!
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:57,
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and also farm machinery
that'll show those bastards!
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Thu 17 May 2007, 22:01,
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that'll show those bastards!

is immeasurable
oh.. serial
the pleasure obtained from wanking an rs232 port is immeasurable
:D
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Thu 17 May 2007, 22:08,
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oh.. serial
the pleasure obtained from wanking an rs232 port is immeasurable
:D

and I think I'll get in touch with everyone I know so that we can have a full on bukkake spurt-a-thon all over their face as they writhe about in joy screaming "OH LORD!! LET'S EAT MORE VEGETABLES!"
and in seriousness
"This comment was made via the internet"
but hey, I'm sure we can all rise above this chaps towering intellectual, social and spiritual greatness simply by getting out of bed in the morning
or is it a case of daddy_warhol drew a shit picture that nobody even cared to say "That's really crap" and he's all mentally traumatised (assuming he has the capacity to reach such a situation) because of it :)
I've you daddy_Warhol! I love you with mouth and sexes!
ya twat.
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:36,
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and in seriousness
"This comment was made via the internet"
but hey, I'm sure we can all rise above this chaps towering intellectual, social and spiritual greatness simply by getting out of bed in the morning
or is it a case of daddy_warhol drew a shit picture that nobody even cared to say "That's really crap" and he's all mentally traumatised (assuming he has the capacity to reach such a situation) because of it :)
I've you daddy_Warhol! I love you with mouth and sexes!
ya twat.

Definitely someone who got flamed off the board on his first post.
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Sat 19 May 2007, 18:05,
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that rant was fairly pitiful. How about a weekly challenge involving child killers or tragic mass loss of life? Perfect!
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:38,
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sometimes I wipe 4 times after pooping, just to make sure more trees died to make my bottom shiny.
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:39,
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wipes is classed as "playing". And for that evil you shall surely go to hell.
98% of religions can't be wrong.
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Thu 17 May 2007, 22:45,
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98% of religions can't be wrong.

any more than 3 shakes counts as a wank
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Fri 18 May 2007, 22:09,
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...at least he knows how to write properly and has a decent vocabulary...
Twunt.
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:40,
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Twunt.

Your... blaa
Your... blaa
Your.. ma..
etc
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:49,
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Your... blaa
Your.. ma..
etc

(you cock end)
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:43,
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bags first with the deep heat!
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:53,
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YOU ARE CITING THE SECOND HALF OF THE MESSAGEBOARD!
*whispers* Do you understand?
YOU DID NOT SEE THE WHOLE MESSAGEBOARD etc etc *boom*
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:52,
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*whispers* Do you understand?
YOU DID NOT SEE THE WHOLE MESSAGEBOARD etc etc *boom*

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id="insert number of user here"
kellygoosecock got the best one
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:58,
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kellygoosecock got the best one

I've NEVER made a secret of my evil.
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Thu 17 May 2007, 21:59,
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test that theory.
home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/
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Thu 17 May 2007, 22:21,
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home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/


see, now i knew i was a little evil, but this surprised even me...
it seems he had a point after all!


must i leave? or am i just extra fluffeh?

www.scientology.org is a very interesting site, with many references to www.scientology.org and covers much that might interest a visitor to www.scientology.org.
Reckon we could get top hit? Or google front page?
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Thu 17 May 2007, 22:29,
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Reckon we could get top hit? Or google front page?

Do you think he was meaning me?
I damn well hope so...
*grins*
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Thu 17 May 2007, 22:31,
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I damn well hope so...
*grins*

I was pissed when I typed it.
Lotsa love.
D.Warhol.
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Fri 18 May 2007, 0:47,
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Lotsa love.
D.Warhol.

I think its one of the better reviews we've gotten. Hey rob, send him a free copy of the sick joke book as compensation
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Fri 18 May 2007, 16:32,
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We'll show him just how evil we really are, by showering him with balloon hats, speech bubbles and fluffy ears.
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Fri 18 May 2007, 16:39,
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if it wasn't for you pesky kids, I'd have got away with it!
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Fri 18 May 2007, 17:27,
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This guy sounds like a nonce.
He slandereth B3ta?
...report him as a suspect in the Portugese child-snatch case. :D
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Fri 18 May 2007, 17:31,
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He slandereth B3ta?
...report him as a suspect in the Portugese child-snatch case. :D

I bum kids whilst viciously attacking and violating old women with severed bits of their deceased husbands, does this really make me a bad man?
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Fri 18 May 2007, 17:34,
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...in my head anyway. In real life it's best to ignore him because he sounds as if he has the makings of a serial killer.
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Fri 18 May 2007, 17:52,
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i AM secretly evil! my monochrome bean characters are going to take over the world! mwahahhahah!
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Fri 18 May 2007, 18:09,
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Has Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist "Church" subsrcibed to b3ta now?
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Fri 18 May 2007, 18:36,
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Reminds me of a recent fundamentalist theory I heard, claiming gravity wasn't real, and that the force keeping us on the ground was pure sin.
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Fri 18 May 2007, 19:07,
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1. define 'disgusting'
2. try Tums.
3. i am a woman. sexist twazzock.
4. damn, rumbled...
5. our eyes glow red 'n' everything, y'know. and what friends..?
6. ...oh, you've covered that. yes, you're right, my entire life, all 28 years of it have been based around a technology that's only been prevailant and freely/widely available for the last ten-odd years, the other 18 i spent in a shed, avoiding all human contact until someone passed me a modem and a phone line.
7. i think i mentioned the shed. i don't like to go in the house. it's where THEY live
8. ...or i wither and die.
9. good to know.
it's so nice to have someone look into your soul and see the real 'you', right?
what an enormous git. but very funny, i likes...
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Fri 18 May 2007, 19:30,
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2. try Tums.
3. i am a woman. sexist twazzock.
4. damn, rumbled...
5. our eyes glow red 'n' everything, y'know. and what friends..?
6. ...oh, you've covered that. yes, you're right, my entire life, all 28 years of it have been based around a technology that's only been prevailant and freely/widely available for the last ten-odd years, the other 18 i spent in a shed, avoiding all human contact until someone passed me a modem and a phone line.
7. i think i mentioned the shed. i don't like to go in the house. it's where THEY live
8. ...or i wither and die.
9. good to know.
it's so nice to have someone look into your soul and see the real 'you', right?
what an enormous git. but very funny, i likes...

Would have at least accepted it as an opinion until reading "Obviously you all only have internet friends" That just makes it the ramblings of an idiot
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Fri 18 May 2007, 23:34,
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That was so close to the truth about me, I was nearly going to look round my room for cameras.
Then I noticed there is no mention of masturbation.
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Sat 19 May 2007, 1:39,
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Then I noticed there is no mention of masturbation.

so I can constantly send him jokes from the sick joke book
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Sat 19 May 2007, 3:24,
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You mean the black man? Or little people?
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Sat 19 May 2007, 12:56,
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We've been found out. Back to the trenchcoat and jazz mags for me!
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Mon 21 May 2007, 3:45,
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can I be in the newsletter, too?
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Mon 21 May 2007, 4:01,
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He is long overdue, it's a matter of probability.
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Mon 21 May 2007, 6:24,
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but then again, I don't believe in carpet, so I'm not much of a one to speak on these matters
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Mon 21 May 2007, 13:59,
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I am evil. All my friends are virtual. Even my wife and kids exist only through a monitor screen. And I only have kids so I can abuse them later in their life. As for my house... well, I need extra processor power when cooking my lunch.
All hail Satan, Hitler and Sutcliffe!
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Mon 21 May 2007, 14:04,
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All hail Satan, Hitler and Sutcliffe!

If this person is so opposed to sick, torturing, geeky fuck-ups what the fuck are they doing on mah intarwebs?
Let's give them 20cc of tabloid celebrishit pabulum and hope they piss off back to whatever mundane corner they crawled out of.
P.S. Want to buy any pictures of Madeleine?
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Mon 21 May 2007, 21:27,
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Let's give them 20cc of tabloid celebrishit pabulum and hope they piss off back to whatever mundane corner they crawled out of.
P.S. Want to buy any pictures of Madeleine?

Shucks, you say the sweetest things. Now don't be shy, tell us how you really feel.
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Mon 21 May 2007, 21:32,
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I think he just needs a big hug, and for someone to say they wuv him.
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Tue 22 May 2007, 15:01,
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eat it, then fuck his gaping bleeding scrotum with my iron-clad, pus-seeping cock.
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Wed 23 May 2007, 0:44,
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I have to slightly agree with this guy. I don't agree with the personal jibes he makes, but I think he does have a point about the jokes about child abductions and paedophilia which get made on this board. Those subject are pretty fucking sick things to make jokes about and I certainly don't think it is seemly to have such things on the front page, even though this is and always has been a wacky site trying to push the boundaries and so on, I think certain subjects when made into jokes don't do anything except prove how twisted the joke-maker is, and how little he relates to other people, for whatever reason. I also think the guy who makes pictures of his head replaced by a giant mouth which rotates has problems, I don't wish to criticise him, I'm just saying I think that he must be in some kind of mental turmoil to produce images like that. Maybe I'm wrong, though. What I'm saying is that this place has become more and more infantile over the years, and more objectionable and antisocial. There are still amusing things and stuff about kittens I guess but I think the stuff like crude drawings of cocks is lame, and the really deeply antisocial stuff is regrettable.
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Wed 23 May 2007, 9:03,
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