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# From today's Mail On Sunday. Probably.


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(Tattsyrup, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Arf!
*buys eleventy*
*and clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# needs more hiding place
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# This is full of win
'click'

'edit' any excuse
; D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
#
lol
(w0l, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Inspired satire...
Well done Sir.
(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# hahahahahaha!!! this is a work of pure genius
i expect to be emailed this in the not too distant.

*click

edit/ tag the bugger before it's too late
edit edit/ welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Hee hee hee
Chucklesome.

edit: I've just CFBed. It's even Acerer than I first thought. Woo!
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
# *buys 200*
these will be worth something one day
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
# That's phenomenal!
My fave line is the one about the certificate of authenticity, that's fried gold right there! Image Hosted by ImageShack.usImage Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Winnar!
Really very good. innit.
Click
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# It's right nice, that!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)
# hahaha
ab-so-loot brilliance:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha, beautiful. Trisha Goddard House.
You work for Viz AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# This is great
love the attention to detail in the text...#
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Genius...
bit like the plan really...
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Oh yes!
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Hell YES,
hahhhahhahha
CLICK
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# That's
wonderful


*edit
Superb piece of lurkage BTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Thanks
I think it was the combined forces of a weekend at home feeling rough with a cold and nothing better to do, and the climax of such a comedically awful news story which finally broke my lurkage in this way.
(Tattsyrup, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Thats
chuffin ace
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# *gulp*
I'd not seen a hi-res version of that photo of her before now, and it brings it home. Do you think she was ever taken to the dentist? She was probably never even given a toothbrush. The poor girl!

It's heartbreakingly poignant to see her smiling so sincerely despite it all. I hope she gets a better chance in life now.

If the £79.99 went to find and rescue more like her, I'd buy the plate. (And woo to the advert!).
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Come off it,
those seven kids should be aborted retrospectively.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Wonderfullest thing ever!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! pxyzyzygy, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# You win EVERYTHING
Woo tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Truly wonderful, and very well realised.
/also, right where it belongs on the FP too :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:48, archived)
# lol,
working class scum.
(Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Tattsyrup,
thank you for this. Really. It's fine that I snorted inelegantly with laughter in the office, because I have no shame.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Marvellous
Just bloody marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Some of their earlier collectables were far classier
(I helped save b3ta! malevole, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# The only thing I want to see..
Is a 'shop of the chuckle brothers spit-roasting some bird.

"To me!"

"To you!"

I'd pay to see it...
(apologies_for_length, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:57, archived)
# Made of actual win
I love it. Thank you for making laugh like a retard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Please make thie a reality
I want one for my hallway
(bagend, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Well...
A friend of mine thinks she might know someone who can do printing on plates, and isn't likely to give me the funny looks I'd get if I asked them to do it in Snappy Snaps. So it's not out of the question.
(Tattsyrup, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Really bad
mood, but now I am happy!

"shannon... is it me you're looking for?"
(catapilla is sorry he wasted, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# this^
is quality stuff, well done!

edit: 25% FP ratio. an unmatchable record, i'd say. don't reply, you'll ruin it.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# This finishes the internet
Close it and move along
(uberflange, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha
It's right nice that, wonderful attention to detail! :D
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Funnier than Craig Mehan is 'wrong' looking
Have theesen a click.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:01, archived)
# *cries with laughter*
fantastic!
(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# HaHaHa!
This is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Absolute genius
"at the speed of light refracted through Craig Meehan's spectacles."
made me howl.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
# that is genius
made me chuckle hard and long
(Osiris64 ... thats no moon ..., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Likes it
muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! awayfromthenumbers, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Apparently, the book sells well too.
(Halfcircle, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Sick, twisted and distasteful.



You are a legend.
(I helped save b3ta! LuftWaffle, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)