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# Come on B3ta, lets make it happen!

eVILegion had the right idea, just the wrong way of getting the point across.
www.b3ta.com/board/9263401
Lets see if we can cause this beauty to come in to creation
and if McVities won't make it perhaps someone here can for the newsletter :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# My missus works for McVities, I shall get her on the case.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# my missus likes donuts
small world!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Mine doesn't, she does love Vanilla Slices though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# oooh, vanilla slice is good
but you can't beat a nice egg custard tart
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# My donut likes mis ...
No that doesn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# my missus
smiles like a donut
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# my missus smells like...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Jaffa Cakes?
Oooh, interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# i think you're on to a winner there!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# My Missus
has a hole like a....



I've said too much
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# A Jaffa Cake?
:o
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# A Jaffa Cake with a hole? Now there's an idea.
(zombiedeadbloke, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
# My misses likes McWorks, I shall get her on the donuts.
(zombiedeadbloke, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# At the very least she can tell them to expect the Email I just sent :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Forward it to me incase it gets cast aside like the ramblings of a nutjob
I'll see it gets to NPD ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I filled in the online form, didn't keep a copy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# That's the nutter filter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# OK.. Once you have finished with her over the case, could you please make sure it is cleaned prior to loading it with more Jaffa Cakes?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# stop being so dammned
good
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# ^ This
No fair
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# i've had loads of them
just go find a REAL bakers (not a chain) and you'd be surprised what you can find
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# hmm, this post makes me want to consume fresh pastries
from a company that can actually fucking make pastries
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# satherswaits?
or sayers?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# I do not know, human
all that exists round here is greggs and peters which is pretty much a localised version of greggs

both suck ass
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# get yourself to crosby and taste the joy that is the
satherswaits meat and potato pie :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# where's that?
ahh I have a local butchers

they are vagely competant at making pies
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# liverpool
its not all bad :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# it's too far away
and I'd be mostly stolen and stabbed by "scallies" and whatnot for being ethnic.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I shall endeavour to make one
this weekend if I have the time :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# You utter showoff!
*wants jaffa doughnut*

Maybe they'll be served on set of the Rogue Trooper fanfilm...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# no, me and Proj agreed to only serving iced finger buns coloured blue with white icing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# oh you fecker... I so want that RIGHT NOW DAMMIT.
all I've eaten today were some "organic" blueberries.

Organic food is so overrated.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# If they make them
they ought to give you a lifetime supply for this
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# In ref to your suggested compo
this is in anticipation of next weeks comp

Hint - part of your brain is named after this fish
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# hippocampcat
?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# close
but no cigar

not that I smoke
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# a hip(po) camp-puss?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Argh!
Pissage!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# teh sea-horse -hippocampus
part of your brain is also named after this as apparently its sea horse shaped. thats how i knew the latin...
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# hippocampgingertabby
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# puss
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# my cat stove grass is feeling good.
(waxdart hello., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# this makes me want to sit in a tent with a stove in it
andum

eat animals I guess
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# filling in the hole would lead to at least 10% more chocolate-doughnut-orangeyness
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# This!
I think I shall make them in the style of a jam doughnut!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# ^ Totally this.
I don't even think you can get filled ring donuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# the ring ness keeps it fun
Jaffa Cakes are 27.4% about fun

This is SCIENCE FACT
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# and 33.1%
about biscuityness
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# don't be ridiculous
they're not called Jaffa Biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# haha
sustained.

as you were.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# This is far beyong my jurisdiction.
What happened to those cookie USB things you made by the way?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# lots of people liked the idea (it's spread all over the internets if you do a search)
but no one ever put their money where tehir mouth is and ran with the idea
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# bet someone's flogging something like that on alibaba
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# I go past the McVities factory every day on the way to wasting 8 hours of my life so maybe I'll shout some abuse at them.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# there is a cod!
Jaffa cakes are alright - i dont think theyre as holy as most people on here seem to think though.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*licks*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Mmmm perhaps a compo
to 'pimp' savoury snacks


edit - battenburg with added burger = battenburgerer
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I still want to make
colonelboris' McPie!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# hahahaha If you don't draw that I will
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# me? draw
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# YES!
This made me remember I had a white chocolate cookie hidden in the cupboard!

Thanks!

omm nommm nom
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# I have done that is I think this is a good idea (now that we have an image of it)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# See - I got a responce!
www.b3ta.com/board/9267319
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I like the sound of this, but isn't there some issue of freshness
with doughnuts? They go funny if you leave them too long. I expect the science people at McViites will have a solution.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# But that is the same of all cakes n'est-ce pas?
Storing them in a vacuum sealed pack would be fine wouldn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# No, doughnuts are fried on the day they're made, unlike cakes, which are baked of course.
If you leave them they go all soggy and the oil runs out of them. It's not a good thing to witness, or, indeed, accidentally eat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Yeah, I guess you are right.
Anywho, I shall be making them soon enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# this is a wonderful idea!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# oh man that would be awesome
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Good luck dealing with a completely shite company
However, I think it's an excellent product idea (no surprise there then!).
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# WTF?
I made a mention in the newsletter? I'd like to thank Happytoast for making this happen.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)