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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

This is fucking utter win!

Woo you sir :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

^This^

Says it all really.

(robbersdog, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

Did you draw this?

I only ask because that policeman doesn't have his danglies showing.
(Have a woo)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

ahahahah

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

But I don't wanna be an old lady

*click*

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

This

I can't afford the gender reassignment surgery.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

i love the police

even though there may be a few nuts (which you find everywhere)

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

My uncle's a policeman, and he's a proper lovely sort.

Hooray for the police. They've arrested me a few times, but only when I was being a naughty captain. They've also looked after me a few times, and a police lady once rugby tackled someone who assaulted me and left me scarred for life.

Police people: brill.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

was she a sexy police lady?

did the two of you kiss and cuddle after?

*goes off for a quiet moment*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

Not really my type, I like them girly.

However I definitely would as a way of thanking her.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

*PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

I'd gently but firmly remove her utility waistcoat

before wrestling to get a couple of fingers hooked in her sports bra....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

stop it! stop it!

oh too late.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

I haven't even got to the bit where she gets to decide where I put her truncheon.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

I'm sure

I've heard of a DVD with this storyline...

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

*faints from zinc deficiency*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

I might do some books on tape.

Fae's Filthy Fairytales.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

*polishes capstan*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

Naughty.

RIGHT m'off.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

I say...

steady on...

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

utterly awesome, and well-deserving of a good ol' fashioned clicking!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

*moved to tears*

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

fuck them

ace drawing though.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

what did they do to you?

or are you just running your life according to an old NWA album?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

Is there any other

more coherant life
philosophy than that
espoused by NWA?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

Daphne and Celest wrote better words of advice

*sticks you*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

ooh!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

Not if you live in Surbiton

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

Now I wish I did.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

well

I had drink, unopened drink poured out (which they can't do)
hit on the legs with a truncheon,
I've been strip searched: reason because you just look like a dealer going somewhere
thrown into a van so my knees hit the van doors..for walking down an alley way that leads to my house...you want me to go fucking on?

Fuck them.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

Were you dealing at the time?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

was I fuck! >:P

they're heavy handed bastards up here

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

yup

had a few bad experiences with coppers myself.
can't say that i like 'em, although i also met some that were ok in my book.

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

never met one yet.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

you can if you want and it helps

I'm not going to argue with your opinion based on your own experiences, it's just a shame that you are assuming that a few bad apples spoils the orchard.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

well god help you if you ever get involved with any of strathclydes finest*

*cunts

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

I've never had a problem with Strathy Police

They did take my beer off me in Kelvingrove a couple of years ago, but your not allowed to drink outside and I should have been more sly about it.

They did catch a couple of Junkies that tried breaking into my flat (when I was still in). So good police work done there in my opinion

Simple rule: Fuck the Police and they'll fuck you. Treat them with politeness and respect, you'll have it returned.

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Hellzapoppin, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

Fuck the Police and they'll fuck you. Treat them with politeness and respect, you'll have it returned.

absolute bullshit

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)

Just my experience mate

You have to behave when they are around, pretty simple.

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Hellzapoppin, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)

This is good.

I like this. Well done.

Have a click.

(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

you talented bastard!

i'm going to kill myself before i get old, just to spite you.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

its the only way to survive

if the Daily Mail and co do manage to create such a biased media shit storm that the police force is removed.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

very very nice indeed

...you big mong ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

I think you'll find I am utterly unmonged here

as I can read ;P

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

just here then, just here ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

Utterly top work there, Toastie!

you're gonna to get so *clicked*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

Happy B3taday fella

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

Bloody hell I'm blind.

Happy b3taday, wonderful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

I'm taking that comment for myself,

you'll have to give him another ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

I threatened to put you over my knee earlier, you didn't give a shit then.

All these mixed messages, Archie. I'm starting to think dying my hair ginger was a pointless exercise.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

*scrolls back through posts*

I must have missed it - gah!

and no, dying your hair ginger is never a pointless exercise :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

\o/

you're telling me. Never before have so many chavs been so eager to shout at me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

Archie nicked it!

:'(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

Happy b3taday, oh darling of mine :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

*melts*

Thank you, pickle...

*massive hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

:D *huggles*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

Thanks Archie!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

Yay for B3rthdays

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

man, that's great

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spacefish bong!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

yaaaay!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

that's great you big mong

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

No-one is disputing that*...

...its just they occasionally also push people over to death,
kick old ladies doors in then request payment for repairing
them, and prominantly display classified anti-terrorism
documents to the tabloid media.

These sorts of things tend to stick in ones mind, and drown
out mundane things like feeling safe and protected.

*(well, actually a bunch of crusties are)

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

Yes, but unless I'm mistaken

there are other members of the police force to the handful you just refered. Stop being a Daily Mail reader and assuming "they're all alike that lot"

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

All Daily Mail readers are the like that?

Oh the irony.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

ah, touché

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

hoped someone would notice ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

Pfft... I'm on your side dude.

I was merely mentioning that it is only natural for the public to be suspicious of such an organisation.

I've had a number of dealings with the police (owing to my eVilness) and I've found them always rather
polite, so long as one doesn't approach them with a "good evening orificer" attitude.

I even shared a toke on a spilff with one at glastonbury a few years ago. Which was awesome.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

^This

Of course there are police that are cunts, there are cunts everywhere.

The problem is people who see one policeman being a dick and branding every one of them that way.

See also; social workers after that Baby P got dead

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

No,

all social workers actually ARE cunts. That one isn't a myth! =P

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

Anyone...

...who thinks that rozzers are OK, but that all social workers are bastards, is seriously fucked up.

Being a social worker has all the unpleasantness of being a rozzer, minus the bonus of getting to hit chavs and hippies with sticks. It's a horrible, painful, necessary job - I couldn't do it, and nor could you.

In conclusion, go fuck yerself.

(stalinism, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 7:48, archived)

Hear, hear Toastie!!

Woo and of course a *click*

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Ninj, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

ARF ART:)

why do they join?hmmmm...perks may be an incentive and some have power over people in mind...:(

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

Yay!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

thats dead good that is

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

Spot on :)

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

This is lovely.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

Awww

this should win, because it's lovely and true. *feels warm inside*

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

Remarkable

This has got to be the best one I've seen, as it just captures the nature of the job and the lack of respect they get, being under close scrutiny 24/7. I think this is a great piece of support.

(Almar wonders what will go wrong this week, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

this subject

has been going on for years battle of the bean field in the 80`s women and children dragged from buses and beaten ( I witnessed this with my own eyes ), miners strike all from the thatcher era and you have the nerve to call people Daily Mail readers yes there probably are some good coppers out there, but at the end of the day people are brutilised beaten and die for their right to free speech, cordened into small areas where there are no facilities with a handful of hardcore nutters that will retaliate, section 60 is to protect against acts of terrorism not deny the masses freedom of speech,only a Daily Mail reader would use such an act.

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floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

hear hear!

not a job I want. I salute them. clicky-woos to you too!

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bruised_blood has no bruises, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

Yes!

I like this one.

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

Nice one Toasty

and it is SO true. I have a brother who is a cop and not a chav or tree hugger. He does good stuff.

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Flash_Bastard, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

All I can say Mr. Toast..

is thank you.

You know its amazing that out of the thousands of Police Officers in the country, as soon as you get a media story about one of them, people come out of the woodwork and tar every single one of them with the same brush. If you were to do that about gay chap or a black chap you'd be called homophobic or racist. But it seen to be acceptable if its about the Police. God bless em and FP this piccie now!!

(strontium190, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)

The Police are pretty bloody brilliant.

Kudos, Mr Toast!

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Nice one. Never had a problem with the police myself. Utmost respect to them for doing such a vital yet thankless job, under constant harsh public scrutiny.

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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)

Y'know, I had nowt good to say about them until recently,

then they really took a hold of our chav fuckwit problem, and now I bloody love them.

Thanks guys! :D

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..wil, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)

great!

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)

just want to add my support for this sort of thing.

I know some police are bastards - I've witnessed it myself - and they've not been wearing thier numbers displayed for some time now, especially at protests.

But - who do you call when your house gets burgled or your car gets nicked? Eh?

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enceladus, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)

The police, admittedly

But that's only because my insurance company needs a crime reference number to pay out. If they didn't, of course I wouldn't bother.

(stalinism, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 7:50, archived)

Fat Tony

At least then, you have a better chance of getting your stuff back.

Don't get me wrong, I have a lot of respect for the dear Rozzers (well except Nottinghamshire constabulary - but thats a different story). But they don't seem to care about burglaries, or any other incident that doesn't a) involve physical harm to a person, or b) make money through speeding fines

(nibblet99 is avoiding work on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)

Nice

Bloody great. As a man that was brought up by a policeman, and forever suffered the relentless grievances of his peers, never once understanding the complete fucking horror of the vast majority of a policeman's job, I am over the fucking moon with this post. My father was the kind of bloke that had woman who had been raped coming up to him in his local and hugging him, crying, and thanking him for personally and professionally destroying the fuckers that had tortured, imprisoned and violated them over several years. He was and is a fucking hero, and it's lovely to see that people can remember that for all the faults they suffer as a group, the police force is largely populated by the kind of person most of us wish we could be. Cheers man.

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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)

This needs to become a public campaign.

Go on, I'll wait.

(FoxyBadger (try saying it backwards), Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)

This just popped up on a blog I read:

sierracharlie.wordpress.com/2009/04/27/quite-remarkable/

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grey matter, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)