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Heres the thing

Idlewild - Hope is important. Still as lovely as it ever was. Ever.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:41, archived)

that am mighty good

p.s. giggage coming up... in the unlikely event you might be free.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:42, archived)

Ooh, whos playing?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:43, archived)

misty's

with their horns and toys and dancing monsters...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:43, archived)

I'm interested...

When?

*strokes chin*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:45, archived)

21st

which is annoyingly mondaylike

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:48, archived)

Oof.

That might make it difficult...remind me!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:49, archived)

That's good

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:46, archived)

Thanks Dave

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:47, archived)

Lovely, and I like Idlewild

even though someone told me they are "wet" the other day.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:49, archived)

Their new stuff is.

That difficult third album, it ruined them :(

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:50, archived)

'Make Another World' ?

It's growing on me more and more.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:55, archived)

Ah, not heard that one

i'll give it a go before I start saying anything else blasphemous :)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:00, archived)

Wise, very wise.

almost too wise, I have an cream for that, it has essence of lemur agility.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:07, archived)

I do like the bird thing

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:55, archived)

Thankyou

I think I overdid this one a bit. Ho hum.

Its not all illustrator, thats the main thing.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:57, archived)

this is nice

I don't understand
but it's nice :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:58, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:26, archived)

look at that loafer vibrate!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:27, archived)

If only I had a pair!

I would definitely post a message about it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:28, archived)

hell, so would I

and then everyone would know

about me wearing breadmaking equipment on my feet

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:29, archived)

hehehe

:)
static.stileproject.com/rnd/img/dildonator.gif (MNBSFW)
...

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Kaiser, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:28, archived)

link aint working

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wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:35, archived)

use 'refresh'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:40, archived)

nothing :(

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wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:41, archived)

imagine the bill for the batteries? or is it mains operated?

Wooo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:29, archived)

that with a jet engine

me want

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:29, archived)

jet powered hovercraft?

you are mad!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:30, archived)

actually I am

I was wondering what would be needed technically to use a jet engine and vector it's output such that we could make a full on hoverbike, like in the seminal movie "Some Guy who rode to his death on a jetbike"

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:32, archived)

wouldnt it melt the tarmac or something?

it's prolly possibly easier if you use a jet turbine to power a fan instead though

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wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:37, archived)

where we're going

we don't need roads

because we'll be going there at about 400 mph and we'll probably be a mess of snot at the destination

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:39, archived)

once you get that fast you can probably use aerodynamics to generate lift, rather than needing a fan

c.f ground effect vehicles
gimme a mo ill find a link
edit: www.damninteresting.com/?p=523
enjoy

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wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:43, archived)

aren't ground effect vehicles like "fucking gigantic" ?

I'm just talking about a bikey

I know a tubine driving a few props of some kind is probably more sane, I guess whatever is doable ends up looking like some kind of aircraft ultimately

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:51, archived)

my mate is building a jet powered bike....

he's already burnt his shed down testing the engine

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:00, archived)

hahaha

:D

jet engines

not suitable for sheds :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:03, archived)

im sure they'll probably scale down, you can get little remote controlled ones i think

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wjh31, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:04, archived)

I know nothing of this crazy science

:/

I just want a hoverbike!

damn it, it's already way past space year 2000 and we still don't have them

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:09, archived)

there is also a distinct lack of:

1) Living on the moon
B) Four-square-meals-in-a-pill
III) Shiny silver spacesuit clothing

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:13, archived)

wooohwwhhwhhwhoohhwhhhwooh

woohwhohhowohhohhhwwwwwhowww

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:31, archived)

haahaa, oddness :)

in other news...am i right in saying that we have a bit of an issue tonight over at links? seriously, what the fuck is going on over there?

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Grundlebiscuit, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:30, archived)

'lo 22!

I shall wander over there with a big stick...

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:32, archived)

please

with a big lump of shit on it if you could, it's looking like it could get a bit grizzly

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Grundlebiscuit, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:33, archived)

And it's not even half term holidays!

Perhaps a mod will step in.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:36, archived)

/talk invasion of /links?

oddness

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:33, archived)

Fucking idiots.

Case closed.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:34, archived)

cripes!

it's gone mad....

I'll use the fact that it's b0rked to link this - has to be GC but as with my genitals, it needs more exposure...

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:35, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:36, archived)

opening cans with peni!

crazy fuck man!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:37, archived)

surely

some form of can opener would be better suited to the task?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:39, archived)

ah just keep beating at it

either the can or the penis will give out eventually

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:40, archived)

i suppose

i could always eat the penis if i couldn't get the can open

i've said too much...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:42, archived)

now that's the survival spirit!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:43, archived)

better

than whacking scott over the head with a frozen huskie, certainly ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:46, archived)

bang and the schlong is gone?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:53, archived)

cillit schlong?

i'm sure my doctor gives that stuff out

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:54, archived)

for when plain old bleach just won't work anymore

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:58, archived)

he should

be giving out piriton, then i wouldn't have a nose that feels like it's been cemented.
damn you, pollen!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:59, archived)

and it's only may!

you'll be having full on pollen blight with streaming eyes and noses

fun :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:01, archived)

i know

my eyes are like curried marbles already, i think it's time for an early night lol

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:03, archived)

hmm, curried marbles

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:08, archived)

all this

thready fun and skullduggery is too much for my biryani'd peepers, i'm off to my pit.
laters

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:10, archived)

nite nite

sleep tight

then stop rhyming

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:12, archived)

gnopsify her face

and we're approaching perfection...

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:37, archived)

That link is most excellent

Thats great! Woo! Yay! *looks for i like this button*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:59, archived)

I wouldn't be standing so close

in all honestly, looks likes it's about to go all large!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:31, archived)

hmmmmm

where can i get one of those?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:34, archived)

JML?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:35, archived)

hahahahahahaha!

JML.....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:36, archived)

Hahahaha!

Lovely

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:42, archived)

So, anyway, today I bought a pair of loafers.

They were aces.

(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:24, archived)

erm...

you knocked this off the board

b3ta.com/board/7191679

That's f'ed up

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:25, archived)

Did you like it?

Eh? EH? Did it give you confusing feelings? Hmm?

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:33, archived)

I knocked one off to it.... twice

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:37, archived)

That's what it's for!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:38, archived)

wrong board

fuckwit

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:25, archived)

you great big spoon!

you know what that means!

stir a cauldron!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:25, archived)

mnnng

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:26, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwwww

how cute is that!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:29, archived)

^ this

wins

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:36, archived)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 15 May 2007, 23:27, archived)

Ee aa rrr gh aaajh

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:27, archived)

Today I contracted amoebic dysentery

It reminded me of your loafers

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:29, archived)

jazzy loafers?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:30, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:30, archived)

is that ricky whatshisface?

out of that non funny funny programme?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:31, archived)

No, I just googled something like "angry face"

and shopped it onto the nice lady with the ugly dog.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:33, archived)

full reaming reqd.

(No more Mr NiceGuy If you havent got a bag scoop it up with your hand, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:31, archived)

Hahahaha

that's me that is!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 15 May 2007, 23:33, archived)

forgot i had it

/hadtodone ;-)

(No more Mr NiceGuy If you havent got a bag scoop it up with your hand, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:37, archived)

It warms me to think

that on someone's computer there is a gif of a 16 year old me inserting a penis into my ear!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 15 May 2007, 23:39, archived)

only the one compter?

*checks cache*

(No more Mr NiceGuy If you havent got a bag scoop it up with your hand, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:42, archived)

The Snorkel Cat : the only natural predator of the Tropical Scuba Elephant

Click for bigger

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:18, archived)

woo

so funny i almost wetted

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:20, archived)

Brilliant.

that is all.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:20, archived)

wow

now THIS is something i could have sex with

and have baby pictures of this, and put them on coasters.

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:21, archived)

Don't have sex with underwater things

that leads to internal rupturing.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:24, archived)

haha ace!~

and I love that the top trumps compo died a death

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:24, archived)

loon

*wishes life was more like b3ta*

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:27, archived)

*CLICK*

needed more hippo - the wrong typo of mouse... ;)
WOo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:32, archived)

moments later...

click for bigger

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dannerz mm ice tea, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:38, archived)

crikey!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:41, archived)

Françoise Hardy

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fran%C3%A7oise_Hardy
original -
emeron.cool.ne.jp/image/francoise%20hardy2.jpg

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:00, archived)

we like her

a lot.

This is ace, also.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:01, archived)

how ya doin' snotty?

*pours more rum*
be Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:03, archived)

thank you, Sir The Hat!

I am still snotty, but not as bad as earlier!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:06, archived)

Cor!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:02, archived)

Yé-Yé

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:02, archived)

very good! may she rest in peace...

*must stop vandalizing wikipedia*

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:04, archived)

isn't she the woman from karate kid 5 or whatever it was?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:05, archived)

couldn't say...

i should really be using a proxy to kill off celebrities

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:08, archived)

Looks like its been edited off already

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Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:13, archived)

still showing

where i am

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:14, archived)

Hm, not here, its all gone

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Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:16, archived)

notable instruments

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fran%C3%A7oise_Hardy

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:17, archived)

Haha

That should be left in for sheer comedy.

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Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:21, archived)

i agree

but they got rid of my edit where 'the pope was knocked off his balcony by a rock hard speeding bogey, crushing eight catholic followers' so i doubt they'll leave this one up.

edit: haha. penis. up.

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:23, archived)

STILL THERE!!!

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:26, archived)

It's just so satisfying

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:29, archived)

hehehe it's still there

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:22, archived)

teehee

*gets back to planning Françoise Hardy's untimely death*

EDIT: You missed a bit! *delights*

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:23, archived)

ooh i have an idea

put her in a sealed glass coffin and put her on display in a museum

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:24, archived)

i'm confused

is she dead?

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:08, archived)

ah ok i get it

that's what you changed

i'm going to change 'notable instruments'

everyone go and look!

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:17, archived)

cor!

top stuff

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:05, archived)

nice!

and here's something i started with lots of energy, and then realised it would take ages to look any good! so 0 out of 10 for effort for me
:)

stupid stripy things...
and sorry to TJ :)

(Professor Plum did it with the lead pipe in the billiard room on, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:08, archived)

make one into a twister ice lolly

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:09, archived)

hahaha, but

zebra flavour!?
nice for lions i spose :)

(Professor Plum did it with the lead pipe in the billiard room on, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:10, archived)

twister?

oh, the ice lolly...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:14, archived)

IT'S A TWITSER! IT'S A TWITSER! IT'S A TWITSER!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:17, archived)

dizzzzzzy!

(Professor Plum did it with the lead pipe in the billiard room on, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:21, archived)

Question!

In the real world, are Zebras black with white stripes or white with black stripes?

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Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:12, archived)

it depends on which pyjamas they're wearing

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:13, archived)

half full

was the answer iirc! no, wait...

(Professor Plum did it with the lead pipe in the billiard room on, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:14, archived)

white with black.

'Cause originally the zebra was white and had no colour.

Then it ate loads and was given it's new black coat to wear, and it was too fat so it split.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:14, archived)

they were kind of see-throughy

but then they got grilled and went opaque like fish do

but they were in for too long.

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:15, archived)

cor!

and with that, I'm going to bed
g'night b3ta!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:06, archived)

bisibi...person i don't know

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:09, archived)

She was an ace singer

serious respect for pulling that one up

*rummages through CD's*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:08, archived)

ah indeed she was.

great video of her and jane birkin singing together on youtube..don't get much better.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:09, archived)

Link?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:13, archived)

www.youtube.com

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up1R81EWQJ8

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:16, archived)

Thanks!

why is it so quiet?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:25, archived)

A DJ I used to work with ate a 45 of her's once pissed

before the munched up inedible bits came out of his gob

I was thoroughly annoyed, despite virtually having a seizure laughing

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:16, archived)

I had a go too

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:12, archived)

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Kaiser, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:24, archived)

hahahahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:26, archived)

hehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:26, archived)

no fair!

you coloured yours in! damn i never thought of that

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:33, archived)

oooh

lovely

(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:14, archived)

that's lovely!

have a bjork.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:16, archived)

i expect this has bindun

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:00, archived)

Internet explorer is for people who are no fun

Edit: Is elvis licking that announcement?

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:01, archived)

*cries*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:01, archived)

Firefox is acer D:

It's not just the tabs that make it!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:03, archived)

my browser shows me web pages, which is what I want it to do

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:07, archived)

my browser shows me

TEH FUTURE™

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:11, archived)

Not true^ Contains no facts^

Where's Your zoom?

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 15 May 2007, 23:08, archived)

WHO USES THE ZOOM FUNCTION ANYWAY!?²

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:12, archived)

boys/men with/without girl/boyfriends

for fwappin to internets pron!

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 15 May 2007, 23:14, archived)

But it goes all pixelly :(

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:18, archived)

Facts^

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 15 May 2007, 23:20, archived)

yes

as long as we're being open about this

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:20, archived)

What's this zoom function of which you speak?

I have a zoom button on mouse anyway

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:17, archived)

My mouse has 2 buttons and 1 wheel, I must shovel coal into it

every 10 minutes. I believe it is the cause of global warming.

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 15 May 2007, 23:25, archived)

apparently

zoom addon

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/139

edit: woah! that fucking rocks, actually. pity I use safari instead...

edit2: actually, it's a little annoying that you can't switch between scrolling the page and scrolling the image very easily.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:16, archived)

IE7 has tabs.

and the ability to properly handle animated gifs without crying like a girl

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:18, archived)

*laughs and points*

ROFFLE! INTERNET EXPLORER

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:05, archived)

meh

it's all i've ever known

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:02, archived)

Experience the firefox

www.firefox.com

Feel the added search features, and the ability to have a pimping browser.

Literally, I put the "Pimpzilla" theme on, because it is awesome.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:04, archived)

thanks

i'll give it a shot

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:05, archived)

mum accidentally downloaded the new IE (the firefox ripoff)

ages ago, so when i was home at easter i got used to tabbed browsing, so had to replace my old IE with the dark side of browsing when i got back. don't see what all the fuss about tabs is

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:07, archived)

has inbuilt trackers so that bill gates knows everything you do. Everything is saved in a mysterious hidden file on your computer.

fact.

Firefox does not have such a built in big brother type device.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:09, archived)

your ISP is required by law

to keep a copy of every webpage you visit
and every email you send or receive
for at least 6 months!

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:22, archived)

yes. but not so they can look at what youre up to. just for checking up on people after the fact if they get in trouble.

ms do it without the knowedge of most of their customers and for no discernable porpoise.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:30, archived)

and to

forward the information on to the MoD

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:44, archived)

they are sometimes handy

tho it's sometimes a fucking annoyance when a page that is in a tab goes into a huff for whatever reason and you can't move to any other tab and the whole thing just sits there and thinks about it

oh, how empowering it all is :(

bah

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:09, archived)

I find that clicking on the open tab, which usually works,

and then pressing left or right depending on where you want to go usually works.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:11, archived)

I find the "trying to click on anything" in this circumstances

inneffective

especially when the whole program is locked into a little world of it's own

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:12, archived)

I love the "open closed tab" feature

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:11, archived)

it's nice when it all works

pain when it all gets angry and battles me :(

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:15, archived)

Its not just the tabs

But tabbed browsing is much easier than having 17 seperate internet windows up at the same time.

Firefox is also much safer, especially if you use extensions such as NoScript and Adblock, it's much nicer to look at if you find a nice theme, and it isn't anooyingly irritatin like the gay Bad AIDS of Browsing (aKa IE)

(

Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:11, archived)

I'd think Pimpzilla would be cheesy

But it's actually quite calming.
It's all soft looking, instead of a harsh angular theme.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:15, archived)

pimpzilla is cool

:D

I might have to install that again

ahhhhhhhh yeah, etc

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:17, archived)

Ff has themes?

How! Where? Why wasn't I told?

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:09, archived)

Here

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/browse/type:2

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:11, archived)

wow you're right

elvis is a kinky bugger isn't he

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:04, archived)

I made this noise..

"AAAArrrrrrh!!!"

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:01, archived)

why did you make that noise?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:01, archived)

well, I'm a pirate

and would you believe it, someone dropped all the sprouts on the poop deck

some of these scurvy dogs are useless, I can tell you

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:02, archived)

Is this true?

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:03, archived)

yes

this entirely made up story devoid of any factual basis is completely true

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:05, archived)

JAZZY HOLDALL!!!

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:06, archived)

let's jazzy holdall!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:07, archived)

wow

how paradoxical

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:06, archived)

aye

tis the dichotomy of many a sea farer

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:07, archived)

are you sure you don't mean 'strapodichtomy'?

that's the female sex change.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:11, archived)

arrr no!

thar be no such confusions for this man in a boat!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:13, archived)

Arr, i'm a pirate too!

i'm the first mate of our ship, 'The Black Pig'

my Cap'n, Tomboy Gill, is going to lead is across the seven seas searching for treasure!

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:03, archived)

arrr

I bees looking for booty!

arrrr

failing that, I hope to find a cache of fish fingers buried on a tropical island somewhere

it's the same result either way, really

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:07, archived)

keep off

my fish fingery booty!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:10, archived)

awww

I have been to the good port of lidl

tharupon I obtained by nefarious means (I handed them money, to be sure) some fingers of fish!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:12, archived)

arrrr

no pirate ye be, if ye hands over doubloons for such a fishy prize!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:17, archived)

arrrrr

I be having pirate blight

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:22, archived)

are you sure you didn't just get a bit excited?

that's usually where fishy fingers come from, anywho

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:14, archived)

hmmmmmmm fish fingers

(No more Mr NiceGuy If you havent got a bag scoop it up with your hand, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:13, archived)

and a juicy sausage too

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:14, archived)

chocolate finger

;-)

(No more Mr NiceGuy If you havent got a bag scoop it up with your hand, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:17, archived)

ahhhh

nice to mix :D
lunchtime!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:23, archived)

Because it was time for him to make that noise.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:03, archived)

arrrr!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:03, archived)

doesn't have the same impact as boy george and axe

but woo.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:01, archived)

I'm sorry to point it out

given the decent quality of pun, but you're still having problems with the old optimisation aren't you?

Jokes don't need to be large to be humourous.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:04, archived)

i thought it was alright

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:05, archived)

oh, not this again!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:09, archived)

*breathes*

*calms down*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:12, archived)

sorry. I'm just being a bit nazi-ish

but I've seen you been told about a hundred times that under 50k is best.

Never mind. You'll probably ignore this anyway.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:10, archived)

encore!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuBQBZlT9bw

(

Kaiser, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:07, archived)

Isn't she lovely?

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:56, archived)

former pm

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:57, archived)

erm

not yet?

EDIT: Woo, will miss teh gawky cow

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:57, archived)

ALMOST

ALMOST THERE

JUST GO ON

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:58, archived)

She'll still be around

wandering about the place with peoples' letters sticking out of her gob.

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:01, archived)

Haz-bean

for ages really

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:04, archived)

Nope.

Not 'til 27th June.

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:58, archived)

A month and a day before my birthday./

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:58, archived)

happy birthday!

since I'll probably forget by then

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:00, archived)

my birthday is a couple of days before

i say a couple, i actually mean 12.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:01, archived)

Then

it can be like a late birthday present for you, but better!

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:03, archived)

she am beeyoooteeful :)

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:57, archived)

bloody alien lizards

they should go back to their own planet

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:57, archived)

That's no lizard

That's my (PM's) wife!

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:59, archived)

you should talk to david icke!

he'll you all!

and if you give him money, he'll keep telling you stuff!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:00, archived)

Queen = Lizard

Jew = Lizard

Therefore...

Queen = Jew

Do you know what? I reckon he's made an error there.

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:04, archived)

well, considering how mental he is

I don't want to quantify his statements

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:08, archived)

(

Kaiser, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:52, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:52, archived)

Eye Of The Tiger?

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:52, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:52, archived)

whats up with that skin?

(

wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:53, archived)

Freyed egg

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:53, archived)

spitzenklasse!!!

hehehe

(

Kaiser, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:53, archived)

We've almost got a meal between us :)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:54, archived)

all we need is a bottle of cold chardonnay

(or retzina)

(

Kaiser, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:58, archived)

haha

ret(z)ina, excellent :)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:02, archived)

and indeed

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:53, archived)

eggsellent

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:54, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:54, archived)

eye cancer?

or an unusual birth?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:55, archived)

TUTT?

/obvious

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:55, archived)

see IVV the eyes are white, like an egg :p

Woo eggeyes!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:55, archived)

No! They're clearly yellow

*hangs on to argument with teeth*

(

in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:57, archived)

arf arf arf

*offers jaffa cake*

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:00, archived)

well i guess you didn't want it

*eats*

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:25, archived)

this is your eye

on drugs...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:56, archived)

eggeye!!! oh noes!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:56, archived)

NOOOooooo!

No!

Bad man! *hits with rolled up newspaper*

(

in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:56, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Um

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Edit: Who is that?

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:56, archived)

Rotting from the inside
Over-incubated by the heat of fear and love
The self's coagulated

Egg...

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:58, archived)

yolk!

(yuck?...see!)

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:59, archived)

TUTT?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:53, archived)

That eye looks like a bad bream.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:53, archived)

now your just fishin for bad puns

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:55, archived)

I just can't kelp it.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:56, archived)

stop carping on, will you!

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:57, archived)

i've haddock up to here with this roe

you need knocking off your perch

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:00, archived)

Whale be leaving then.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:06, archived)

for cods sake, please stop!

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:11, archived)

Yes stop.....

...you lot up there ^^ on yer' pike..

(

mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 15 May 2007, 23:25, archived)

feeeeeeeeeeeeessssshhh

feeeeeesssh

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:53, archived)

oooooooohhhh,

where's the little feeeesshh?

(

Kaiser, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:55, archived)

eat them up, yup!

nicely done

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:53, archived)

needs more lens distortion, surely?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:54, archived)

using teh GIMP

is like working without arms

(

Kaiser, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:56, archived)

I managed to use the GIMP satisfactorally.

I admit no lens distortion though.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:58, archived)

you are not fucking kidding

"but.. I'm used to photoshop"
"it's not photoshop, it's different!"
"it's not different, it's CRAP"
"but it's open source so it's good!"
"IT'S SHITTING CRAP!!"

*cries*

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:58, archived)

nah,

it's free as in freedom :)

(

Kaiser, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:00, archived)

aren't we all

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:01, archived)

You can be a taxi driver, but only on a straight road?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:59, archived)

he can dob his wheels?

dob dob!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:59, archived)

*dobs*

arf!

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:01, archived)

(

Kaiser, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:02, archived)

all we need now is dob pills

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:03, archived)

nah,

frop

(

Kaiser, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:04, archived)

just grok it's frotz until it's gronked

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:10, archived)

woohoo!

\o/

(

Kaiser, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:12, archived)

yay for obscure wordles that many folkies have no knowledge of

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:16, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:43, archived)

*demands moratorium on use of his eye as a source image on b3ta*

eye'll have you for this!

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:54, archived)

hehehe

undskyld!

(

Kaiser, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:56, archived)

silly baron samedi!

post whole self or body part on b3ta it become party plaything!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:56, archived)

as many have found to their cost

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:58, archived)

indeed they have

you can have my eye. if you'll lend me an ear.

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:59, archived)

and this is why I won't post a picture of myself

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:59, archived)

something a bit fishy about this....

feeeeeeeeeesh!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:56, archived)

i bream of....

jeannie?

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:57, archived)

Clowns anyone?

(

Craymen, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:50, archived)

I'm trying to cut back on the clowns

but thanks all the same

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:51, archived)

I cut them out all together

but I still enjoy the odd jester after a good meal

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:52, archived)

no ta

why do clowns still exist anyway?

i reckon admitting to being a clown should AUTOMATICALLY put you on the sex-offenders register

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:52, archived)

hahahaha!~

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:52, archived)

ROFLOL!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:54, archived)

sex offenders

should be punished by being sent to clown school

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:55, archived)

and vice versa

/ac

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:00, archived)

hahaha

(

Craymen, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:18, archived)

*flees in tears*

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:52, archived)

you are

truly evil.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:52, archived)

Repost from 2002:

www.matazone.co.uk/animpages/halloween_special_2002.html

That got me seven grand, in a round-about sort of way, after it was linked to in the b3ta newsletter.

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:54, archived)

I remember seeing that.

It was fucking scary.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:56, archived)

brilliant then

even better aged! woo and his mates!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:00, archived)

Cheers

it's weird to think I made that so long ago. It's still one of the best things I've done, I reckon.

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:24, archived)

Excellent.

I think I remember seeing that one at the time.

(

Craymen, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:20, archived)

Inspired By A Conversation Over Breakfast

Number One in a series of more than none.

(

mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:47, archived)

"fin"

:D

I just had marmalade, it was good

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:49, archived)

what a hatstand comment, sir.

*chuckle*

(

mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:55, archived)

I did really!

it was in some tiny jar! I'm going to have more.. then I shall run out

then I shall stagger into the street, with tears in my eyes, holding out the jar, saying "GOD!! GIVE ME MORE!!!"

alas, none will come

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:57, archived)

this tale should be immortalised in badly shopped photo-story form

(

mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:03, archived)

I might make an epic movie out of it

shot in 64:9 widescreen

that's --------how---------- epic :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:04, archived)

*clicks*

(

OneOfSome, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:50, archived)

cor, thank you sir

i assume these coins are redeemable at all reputable 'gentlemen's clubs'?

(

mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:56, archived)

that's exactly how i've always imagined it

woo :)

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:50, archived)

are you as bonkers as me then? :)

thank you

(

mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:57, archived)

Pffft that's silly

this could be a great series

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:50, archived)

i have a vague idea for 'the walrus and the elephant'

but we'll see about that another night

(

mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:58, archived)

also make an owl and a pussycat one

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:08, archived)

Haha.

I think that made me swallow something directly into my blood stream.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:52, archived)

hee :)

i hope it was a sexual fluid of some description.

(

mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:59, archived)

haha

that's brill. I had no idea what was going on until the last line.

Greatness.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:54, archived)

*bows*

thank you sir.

(

mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:01, archived)

Hahaha

you silly bugger.

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:00, archived)

yup

*grins proudly*

(

mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:02, archived)

reminds me of Kahlil Gibran

in many ways

(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:43, archived)

sorry everybody

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:40, archived)

redex for me

mmmm

(

The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:42, archived)

are you looking at b3ta through a proxy?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:43, archived)

grrrr

effin thing

yes via proxy

(

The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:45, archived)

which one?

i really should change my .htaccess thingy to allow b3ta proxies

img110.imageshack.us/img110/8572/jewsbrosye1.jpg

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:45, archived)

not sure at a friends

and he don't know either..

but yes knew it was this end, just baffled happens on some posts not others..

(

The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:47, archived)

oh it's me

i prevent hotlinking everywhere except b3ta to cut bandwidth usage from myspace leechers

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:50, archived)

does it affect the IP as well?

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:09, archived)

ha ha i like!

Oy vey iz mir

(

The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:51, archived)

hahahaha

nearly spat sugar-free fanta all over the place :)

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:42, archived)

its not much chop is it?

i mean you remove the sugar from fanta and what have you left? a bottle, FD&C:orange and some tepid water!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:50, archived)

true.

*ponders*

why the bollocks am i drinking it when there's perfectly good lager in the fridge? WHY???

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:56, archived)

because there is always the fear of running out

and the filth have been known to put a booze bus down the road?
/stab in the dark blog

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:03, archived)

why

does that scare me?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:43, archived)

the eyes probably

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:44, archived)

Look at these pyschos

www.alyconstruction.com/aboutus/index.html

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:46, archived)

fucking hell!

a builder's cult - don't drink the koolaid!
also
why are www.thedoors.co.uk one of my top referrers?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:48, archived)

Oy Vey body, needs somebody...

hahaha, excellent.

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:45, archived)

heh

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:46, archived)

Who?

What? Why?

Eh? *dribbles*

(

in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:46, archived)

*mops corners of mouth*

*sponge baths*

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:47, archived)

RISLWORTHSKPIESDAVEBTOLPRSTE?

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:47, archived)

I get it.

ZZ Top. Very funny.

(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:47, archived)

haha

YOU GUYS ROCK!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:49, archived)

Add hair girl with the bowie look

(I nicked the hair off a pic I did a year ago)
Looks goofy/good on her

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:37, archived)

very woo

i love bowie!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:39, archived)

Heres the *small* original

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:43, archived)

woo

(

OneOfSome, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:45, archived)

Lol

A movie paintmash quiz entry I did a while back

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:48, archived)

i've got

labyrinth on dvd....

*shame*

i can't help it, he makes me think of sex

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:45, archived)

I put my picture in the thread

b3ta.com/board/7192066
Hmm... there's something wrong with my picture, but I can't tell what it is

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:39, archived)

omg eeeemo

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:39, archived)

Emo LOL!

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:40, archived)

LMAO

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:44, archived)

ROFLCOPTERS!

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:44, archived)

LMAOSTATION!

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:45, archived)

Take off every 'ziggy'

For great justice

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:39, archived)

move "ziggy"!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:45, archived)

noice one, miss

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:46, archived)

Haha.

Awesome.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:50, archived)

you will go to the store and buy me some orange sherbert

click for bigger shock(wave) 290kb

(

OneOfSome, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:33, archived)

Right, I'm off to the store for some Orange Sherbert.

'night all!

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:34, archived)

Bring me some ORRANNNGEE SHHERRRRBEERT!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:35, archived)

for some reason

me and my mates called weed "orange sherbert" for a long time when I was about 17.

crazy kids us.

I didn't actually like my friends when I was 17.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:57, archived)

i will go to the store and buy you some orange sherrrbert

...

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:35, archived)

brb

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:35, archived)

here is

you orange sherbet

not really, i ate it

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:36, archived)

*comes back with with Oranges, Cher, and Bert (without Ernie)*

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:37, archived)

YOU WHAT?

you seperated the couple with the longest relationship in sesame street. bastard

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:45, archived)

it's a messy job but someone... etc.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:50, archived)

I went to the store, but I came back with a Corvair.

Sorry.
Woo.
Etc.

(

cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:42, archived)

i are new

my intention is to ease myself in gently with a 'joke' so obvious, that i will quite literally eat my own head if it hasn't been done before.

edit: should i have said 'bindun'?

man, i hate boy george.
hope this works and that everyone likes me and is nice to me and stuff.
hi.

(juanito, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:24, archived)

i like this

hi :)

*waves*

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:25, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

I'm still laughing. Woo! Welcome to b3ta, pull up a kitten.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:25, archived)

shop a stool

youll never leave etc

(

Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:37, archived)

hahahaha

nice start :)

(

rosey, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:25, archived)

Haha!

Welcome, pull up a chair, you'll never leave etc.

*clicks "yes"*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:25, archived)

excellent first post there!

You got a *clicky*

fatsmackheadladyboy.biz.. hehe

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 15 May 2007, 22:26, archived)

Hahahaha!

Welcome, shop a kitten, etc., etc.
Have a woo on me.

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:26, archived)

Hmmmm... Yes.

This is worth a bit of a Woo.

_{Not a whole Woo 'cos it's Internet Exploder ;)}

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:26, archived)

aaaaaaRRRRRRRRRRG!!!!!!

hahaha

I didn't even see that coming too :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:26, archived)

ooh

how nice :)

*waits for someone to remake it with fisting*

(

Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:26, archived)

or an a-team crossover version?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:28, archived)

That, Deffinatly

(

Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:29, archived)

hahaha!

he was on the a-team once

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:30, archived)

tis that

to which I is refering :)

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:35, archived)

lol

cowboy george

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:37, archived)

I remember watching it and thinking

"EH?"

*pause*

"EH?"

*pause*

*and repeat*

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:44, archived)

Cowboy George's Wild West Show!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cMfYDQ7RKg

(

Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:48, archived)

yeeehaaw!

he rides em bareback

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:50, archived)

oh squirting badness

I'm going to have to watch that.

edit: pain.. the PAIN

but I must continue watching

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:51, archived)

Hi I are from that place over there *points to talk*

not many of us from there post here, but I like this so I thought I would make an effort.

YAY!

(

Mrs.Sp@m, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:27, archived)

Oooh, lookit, its one of them!

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:27, archived)

oooh!

*fetches camera to get proof of existence*

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:28, archived)

oh fuck

they've escaped!

:)

(

rosey, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:28, archived)

they cried as judy finigan

accepted her tv award with a tear stiring in her eye.

(

Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:30, archived)

This ones not tagged!

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:30, archived)

hahaha

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:35, archived)

*holds up crucifix*

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:28, archived)

I can't remember.

Does this call for a "Welcome/Shop/Kitten/Chair" style comment, or "Go back into the shadows" etc...

;)

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:28, archived)

mebbe shop a shadow

or go back into the kittens

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:47, archived)

nice one

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:31, archived)

hello

well i've never been to talk before...

(

The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:34, archived)

hehe thats very good!

gets a click from me

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:27, archived)

hey

you made a much better first impression than i did ;)
have a click

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:27, archived)

Hahahaha, brilliant first post

Welcome! :)

Have some cake...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

(

in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:28, archived)

titcake!

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 16 May 2007, 19:11, archived)

careful

'easing in gently' is what some on here desire

but thats great

(

The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:30, archived)

I approve!

welcome stranger

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:31, archived)

whey hey

thats an ace first post!

(

Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:31, archived)

Hahaha

welcome to b3ta :)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:31, archived)

hahaha

that's fucking ace!
You am the best n00b ever!
hahaha *cries* hahaha

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:34, archived)

wowzers.

the sisters at the convent always told me i was special, but i never anticipated such positive responses.

thanks you guyses.

(juanito, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:38, archived)

well, I think it's terrible!

/Sticky Label

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:45, archived)

Hahahahahaha

*breathes*
hahahahahahahaha

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:03, archived)

i don't get teh /Sticky Label part

but the only reason you don't like it is because you are Boy George.

am i right or a meringue?

(credit to Dad for the Dad joke)

(juanito, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:12, archived)

It's a Doughnut,

Not a meringue.

(

ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:02, archived)

sisters?

nuns?

interesting :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:47, archived)

We think you are special

Can we touch you in your special place?
/groom

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:06, archived)

braw first post that man!

*woos*

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:35, archived)

hahaha

well done

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:36, archived)

topical :)

woo!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:41, archived)

good lord! that's ace for a first post!

or even a non-first post!

have a big fat WOO!

(

mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:43, archived)

haha

one of the best first posts i've seen
have a woo and a yay!

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:53, archived)

excellent

great stuff, and welcome to b3ta, bindun is more conventional, but its up to you, no-one is going to dislike you for saying it in full

(

wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:53, archived)

WELCOME YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE

UNLESS THE INTERNET EXPLODES OR SOMETHING

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:55, archived)

Oh my!

Marvellous stuff and welcome!

*click*

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:05, archived)

LOL

Ctrl+H, I like it, subtle.

(kuntybawz, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:21, archived)

FRONT PAGE FIRST POST!

THE WORLD IS ENDING!

(

Laice , was Rogitating on, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:22, archived)

last happened to Tonay I think...

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 May 2007, 20:25, archived)

Chortle

Now that's a good noobie. First post as an FP? Gotta be mildly impressed with sucha n achievement.

*dreams of the day for hummus worthy of FP status*

(

Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Wed 16 May 2007, 11:28, archived)

Erm...

I can't read it. I'm sure it's very funny.

(

Jago Laurens, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:02, archived)

It needs embiggening

Not nearly cromulent enough.

(

ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:04, archived)

Agreed.

I think I've deciphered it, but to be honest I don't think it's so good that it deserves such a massive response. I suspect foul play.

(

Jago Laurens, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:08, archived)

in my defence

it was bigger when i posted it on the normal board. i'm not sure why it's so petite and lacking in cromulence now.

(juanito, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:10, archived)

Looks like it's auto-strunk on the FP.

I can see it at proper size by doing "View Image" in Firefox.

Anyway, well done on the FP.

(

Jago Laurens, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:14, archived)

First FP in his first post

I think mebbe one of the admin should probably rename him to "Lewis Hamilton".

(Purple Jonax, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:15, archived)

or maybe

"Tonay"

(

binnster, Wed 16 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

Gary Lineker

Isn't that a black Gary LIneker right there?

(dedlymonkey, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:35, archived)

hahaha

good spot!

(juanito, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:43, archived)

hahaha

Woo!

(

Grampa, Wed 16 May 2007, 17:43, archived)

that

is fucking awesome.
sir.
or madam.

whatever.

in fact, not just awesome.
or AWESOME.

.
.
JAWESOME!

(puerile is really getting into seagulls lately., Thu 17 May 2007, 0:08, archived)

Have some rice you FACKING CANTS!

;)

(

Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:06, archived)

*Has some rice*

*Enjoys*

Woo! Nicely drawn.

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:07, archived)

Very awesome.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:07, archived)

She's a scary lady

Woo!

(

in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:08, archived)

wasn't this posted yesterday?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:10, archived)

^that

same time same place.

still crackin though.

(

mr spoons, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:11, archived)

That

me old chap

was an unfinished version

(

Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:14, archived)

did looking at her for so long

not chill your soul?

(

rosey, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:16, archived)

because I secretly fap to her.

(

Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:23, archived)

i somewhat

regret asking

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

(

rosey, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:26, archived)

pearoast?

hamtoucher!

(

Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:11, archived)

I art no hamtoucher sir!

I insist thou recant thy statement!

(

Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:15, archived)

only on my death bed

With bikini bound catholic priests in attendance

(

Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:20, archived)

Heh.

You didn't specify the gender or age of these priests, so I'm sure it could be arranged.

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:24, archived)

*fwaps*

(

Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 15 May 2007, 22:12, archived)

ne touche pas des jambons, s'il vous plait

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:13, archived)

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:14, archived)

it is also very large, but I won't mention that

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:16, archived)

i bet you say that

to all the girls ;)

(

rosey, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:17, archived)

his wallet

does most of the talking, at the docks anyway

(

Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:19, archived)

yeah baby!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:24, archived)

voila! les jambons!

il était dans l'oiseau mor!

(

mr spoons, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:16, archived)

no toques el jamón, por favor

*joins in with the internationalist chicanery*

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:18, archived)

I think you mean

no tocar :)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:24, archived)

RIC?

so it is

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:15, archived)

i have no reason to post this

/threadjack
but playing with filters as im bored..

EDIT its Gordon Scar Face Rameses

(

The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:17, archived)

Nice

psst lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:18, archived)

That won't really work, I think

as Flickr makes them massive themselves

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:39, archived)

you know the answer to that don't cha?

don't use flickr

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:47, archived)

sure

just pointing it out: once you're done optimizing and start uploading, Flickr will cunt your image in the fuck again :)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:52, archived)

okey dokey

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:12, archived)

is that

Seal?

(

Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:21, archived)

I only eat white, Asian rice.

This Rice is black and American.

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:25, archived)

Hamtoucher.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:56, archived)

c'est moi

(

rosey, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:58, archived)

Face off?

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:59, archived)

this fucking rocks.

that is all

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:59, archived)

I like that

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:59, archived)

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:01, archived)

that is amazing

has anyone ever said you look like Cagney from Cagney and Lacey?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:01, archived)

um.

no.

i'd agree with you if i knew what he looked like

*oh the shame*

;)

(

rosey, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:02, archived)

ahem

she.

I'm not that rude to people who have nice pictures.

the dark haired one. I'm not actually sure which is Cagney and Lacey, I just remember dancing to the music when I was a kid.

Edit: I meant you look a bit like her. in that picture.

/relurks in shame and confusion
Edit:*unlurks* By "that picture" I meant your picture.
/relurks

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:09, archived)

lol

for some reason i thought cagney and lacey were blokes.

*wipes away the tears*

:)

(

rosey, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:13, archived)

that's cool

dude

(

mr spoons, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:01, archived)

Oooh pretty

I really really like that :)

(

in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:02, archived)

awesome

what more can i say?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:04, archived)

That's a bit of Woo.

Yes I find I must ask who it is...

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:08, archived)

it's cagney

or lacey. I can't remember.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:14, archived)

Oooh, lovely

Have some hot box-ticking action.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:11, archived)

hahahaha

for some reason that sounds like something you'd see on a banner for an website of ill-repute!

(

rosey, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:17, archived)

It does rather!

It came through my head while I was typing it, but then it made me giggle too much to change. Consider yourself lucky!

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:22, archived)

nevnin

I officially have no fags and no wine in my house. and three slices of bread.

/blog

I also had my computer raped by some ugly viruses and lost all my downloads so I was wondering if you could point my animated carcass in the direction of your wallpapers preez?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:21, archived)

ouch

no wine or fags? i feel your pain!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:23, archived)

My site borked so I have no link I'm afraid

You''ll probably have some luck here though:

s7.photobucket.com/albums/y276/The_Monosyllabic_Girl/

Mind the pages of crap.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:24, archived)

ooo

i do like 'darkskies-small'

that would make a great t-shirt

(

rosey, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:28, archived)

Theres something going on with that...

I can't really say because I dont want to look like a tit if it doesn't happen, but I have plans :)

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:29, archived)

oooo

cryptic

(

rosey, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:34, archived)

yay me too

darkskies used to be my wallpaper before my computer turned into a disease ridden harlot.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:41, archived)

thank you thank you

I would return the compliment if you ever want some shonkily shopped movie posters or some Frosty the Bastard animations.

Edit: Spaceman is now lording it up on my desktop. cheers.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:38, archived)

c'est superbe

c'est cheese ?

(

OneOfSome, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:44, archived)

YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO ADD HAIR

This doodle is hairless. I AM OF THE ASKING YOU TO ADD HAIR.

Or whatever features you think this may need.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:55, archived)

I predict a lot more CDC

...and a lot less hair.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:56, archived)

Some kind of CDC hat?

(

Aenesis, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:14, archived)

I'd be happy to but

I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN AS A WINNER IN A LOTTERY I DIDN'T ENTER!!!

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:57, archived)

you have been chosen to

LEARN HOW TO OPTIMIZZZZZZZZZZZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(

mr spoons, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:57, archived)

what are you chattin' about?

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:58, archived)

and pole dance

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:58, archived)

Pfffft.

'Tis below 50k.

I was messing around with optimising quite a bit.

I decided on this. I could have gone non-greyscale and 256 colour GIF or a JPG. I decided on GIF

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:58, archived)

hehe

twas only messin.

(

mr spoons, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:01, archived)

You are a silly.

/ac

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:01, archived)

WTFAYBOA?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:58, archived)

erm.

*backtracks after misreading filesize*
it could be smaller without losing quality.

sorry, im a bit squiffy.

(

mr spoons, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:03, archived)

Mmmm

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:58, archived)

Pffft!

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:58, archived)

I enjoy this immensely.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:59, archived)

You love the ham.

AICMFP

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:59, archived)

*touches it*

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:00, archived)

1) *Photographs*

...
27) Profit!

_{Ok, so I got a new camera and am photographing everything at the mo! :)}

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:01, archived)

photograph your BUM!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:15, archived)

*orders wideangle lense*

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:26, archived)

hahahaha!

maintenant!

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:09, archived)

snip snip

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:01, archived)

That looks pretty awesome actually.

Who's hair is it?

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:02, archived)

this fantastic looking fella's!

www.charliedesabla.com/images/egolog_hairstyles_perm.jpg

:D

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:04, archived)

omg

that hair is so gay

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:08, archived)

Yikes.

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:10, archived)

It doesn't look quite so good on him.

Hahaha.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:11, archived)

TUTT?

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:06, archived)

TUTT?

(

mr spoons, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:04, archived)

OMG NOT ME TOTALLY NO

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:07, archived)

TOTALLY IZ

LIAR LOL

(

mr spoons, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:10, archived)

added herr für her, as requested

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:06, archived)

hahahahaha hitler hair!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:07, archived)

the Herr Führer pun got stuck in my head

like so many wasps and so much jam

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:19, archived)

Pffffft.

Hitler-tastic!

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:08, archived)

pffft!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:14, archived)

A girly-looking William Hague

(Londingham ., Tue 15 May 2007, 22:07, archived)

Haha! Aaaaaw.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:10, archived)

I'm scared

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:34, archived)

me too

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:37, archived)

Oh my.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:49, archived)

ROFFLE

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:35, archived)

bloody hell!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:40, archived)

lol

head injury!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:46, archived)

Silly dave

Blood spaghetti is for eatings.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:51, archived)

I just did that with a 7 pixel brush and my mouse

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:52, archived)

Very good mousings =)

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:00, archived)

way yoo late for you but

I've been painting for the last 3 hours. Just taking abreak and saw this so have this 2 minute bit of fun.

I use cr3ation hosting. You should too!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:57, archived)

What's happening then, dudes?

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in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:39, archived)

yay!!!

Love it!! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:40, archived)

pink eye holly!

Wooo! Yay!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:40, archived)

Oh bugger off with your pink eye!

Eyes are pink! Go and check with the eyedropper tool. That or a beigey grey.

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in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:41, archived)

white of the eye.... like the white of an egg

not pink/flesh toned! adjust your monitor please!
edit : see - white!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:41, archived)

nah, you know what the problem with that picture is

he aint stoned

(

wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:46, archived)

nor am i

i don't do drugs

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:46, archived)

i was just trying to find a reason to expect the eyes to be pink

(

wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:49, archived)

Staring at b3ta to long

don't all our eyes look like that?

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:52, archived)

yes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:53, archived)

in that picture the eyeballs are pale pink and bluey grey

so stick that between your butt cheeks and sit down hard

(

mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:48, archived)

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in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:49, archived)

ha ha ha

so why are his eyes yellow?

see thats better

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:52, archived)

they look far more yellow there

and WRONG.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:59, archived)

edit 2 : yes they did look a bit yellow, but it was only a quick mend, better now?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:00, archived)

I will do nothing of the sort.

Adjust your goddamn mind and eyes.

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:01, archived)

i clicked edit

edit : i don't have a god, therefore no goddamn either

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:02, archived)

that's worse

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:02, archived)

there i took some effort this time

better?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:05, archived)

Yep

eyes are never the colour they look. Very strange.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:53, archived)

no reason

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:06, archived)

*twitch twitch*

:D
edit : now in my profile :D

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:10, archived)

sorry I made such a horses arse of it

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:16, archived)

^this

bugger off should be said more often around here :D

(

its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:46, archived)

check the mirror sometime....

your eyes aint pink.... unless you've got some kind of health problem...

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:47, archived)

They don't look pink in comparison to your skin

If I'd made the whites of his eyes truly white it would look weird.

EDIT: See?

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in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:50, archived)

better

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:55, archived)

But no

it looks silly. More cartoony, less realistic.

(

in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:57, archived)

b3ta.com/board/7191877

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:57, archived)

*checks*

Right eye...

Click for bigger (37KB)

Left eye...

Click for bigger (45KB)

/has-nothing-better-to-do-than-take-photos-of-own-eyes blog

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:52, archived)

EYE EYE

aye

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:55, archived)

this thread is giving me the fear

I don't like being watched by quite so many eyes independent of other facial features *cowers*

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:56, archived)

^^ Animate please

It'd be frightening lully.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:56, archived)

have a repost of one of my eyes

to celebrate your lovely peepers.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:00, archived)

O_o

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:16, archived)

particularly by IVV.

she's too nice to people.

(

mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:47, archived)

she am lully

but you are right

(

its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:48, archived)

^This

Less criticism, more posting of high quality vectorage.

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:05, archived)

~~vectorage~~ tracing

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:06, archived)

(

in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:08, archived)

thats...

/forgets

(

The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:40, archived)

yes yes YES!!!

auntie mable, you is the best!

EDIT: right i'm off,
remember, if anyone asks after me... i wasn't here.
SEE YOU MONDAY B3TA!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:40, archived)

See ya later ives

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:52, archived)

and woo

(

its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:40, archived)

Its me!

Lovely stuff m'dears

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:40, archived)

This is more you!

www.b3ta.com/board/7183847

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in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:43, archived)

She was WAY better.

Boys called Holly, pffft...

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:44, archived)

haha that's embarrassing

look at my post! i upped that fuck

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:53, archived)

severe procrastination is what

nasty revision

(

wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:40, archived)

join the club

chuffin' marvellous Holly vector

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:42, archived)

*will get arse in gear...soon*

bloody aspirations! means i have to revise properly :(

(

its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:47, archived)

*points and laughs*

first year student, just got to scrape the magic 40%* :D

*may not happen in this module if this essay doesn't get done tonight :-(

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:55, archived)

that's wonderful

I do love him.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:41, archived)

this is great

(

Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:41, archived)

Who is that?

(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:41, archived)

GET OUT

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:42, archived)

you dropped this...

^ YOUR TITS ^

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:46, archived)

anyone who asks who that is is obviously not british

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:48, archived)

and should be ridiculed?

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:49, archived)

ridiculism is funny

and yes i did just make that word up

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:51, archived)

lovely, lovely

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:41, archived)

glees

Do us a lemon. That's a poor IQ for a glass of water.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:41, archived)

We are talking

jape of the century :)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:41, archived)

Yay!

This gives me glee...

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:41, archived)

oh yes indeed

i'm glad i din't miss this :)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:42, archived)

Heh, heh! Aceness indeed!

Evening all :)

(

FoldsFive, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:42, archived)

AWESOME

WALLPAPER PLEASSSSEEEE

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:42, archived)

Herewith

i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/evelyns_dolly/normanwall1024.jpg

(

in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:46, archived)

thankyou:)

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:53, archived)

we love him

not that tart who replaced him

(

Duncoffin is life., Tue 15 May 2007, 21:43, archived)

draw him doing the nostrolomo(sp?)

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:43, archived)

hi vino

lovely as ever

(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:44, archived)

Hello stranger

There's a Blackpool bash in November if you're interested...

(

in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:55, archived)

yeah, it's been a while

i'll do what i can to come along, i'd love to meet some fellow b3tans,
i have a baby girl of my own too now, 6 weeks old tomorrow :)

(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:59, archived)

Awww

congratulations :)

Babies are ace, but very very tiring!

(

in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:00, archived)

VERY!

but wow, amazing! she's great

(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:05, archived)

They're all dead dave.

(NickB haberdasher to the stars, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:44, archived)

what? even pietersen?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:45, archived)

He's dead Dave. Everybody's dead Dave.

(Londingham ., Tue 15 May 2007, 21:50, archived)

Hol!

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:44, archived)

ace!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:45, archived)

there is only one holly!

(

mr spoons, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:47, archived)

wasnt there a black one too

who was really holly playing a trick on the others!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:49, archived)

ooo i think i remember that

(

wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:50, archived)

queeg

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:51, archived)

bless you

doesnt really work, does it?

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:53, archived)

Queeeeeeg!

www.dorm.org/~andy/reddwarf/picts/other/queeg.jpg

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:53, archived)

yes, you win a small prize

(

Duncoffin is life., Tue 15 May 2007, 21:56, archived)

wasn't the second Holly "Hilly" originally?

I pretty much gave up on the second series so can't remember

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:51, archived)

i think that's in one of the books

not sure tho.
not a proper red dwarf fan obviously.
:(
edit:nicely drawn, as always. d'you use a tablet and photoshop?

(

mr spoons, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:54, archived)

series 2, episode 6

holly's opposite was hilly, who holly changed into because he loved her.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:10, archived)

You're right I think.

But I can't believe you didn't like Red Dwarf! Imo it just got better and better until the writers split up. Then of course it went straight down the toilet.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:55, archived)

^This.

The quality graph goes slowly up through to six, then falls of a cliff.

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:00, archived)

I liked the first series

but it quickly went off the rails for me.

I think it got a bit too egotistical

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:04, archived)

The books are pretty good.

Worth a read, if you like that sort of thing.

Although like the series, the first (two) books are written by the gestalt entity known as 'Grant Naylor'. But they both wrote third books seperately. I think Rob Grant's "Backwards" is a lot better than Doug Naylor's "Last Human".

/FurtherGeekeryBlog

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:13, archived)

Damn right

they forgot that the point of the whole thing was loneliness. It's a daft, but still relevant, metaphor for the human condition. As soon as they forgot about Lister being lonely then it all went to pot.

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:05, archived)

Sort of.

When they went to a parallel Red Dwarf, Holly was 'Hilly', played by Hattie Hayridge. I think there was some sort of explanation when he changed to her that it was reflecting the obsession he formed on parallel RD.

/Geekblog

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:59, archived)

friggin smashin'!

he used to live down the road from me.

(

mr spoons, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:47, archived)

And did you shout "I Lovett" at him all the time?

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:02, archived)

Yay!

That's wonderful!

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:48, archived)

cool!

(

amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:48, archived)

fp it hard!

excellent stuff, smeghead!

(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Tue 15 May 2007, 21:50, archived)

Excellent wallpaper fodder.

Good stuff.

(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:50, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:57, archived)

Super Cool!

\o/

(

Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 15 May 2007, 22:09, archived)

yay!

that brings me much geeky joy

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:09, archived)

bookish.....!

Click for bigger

edit : on a different note - i cut myself shaving today and it bled like a bastard!!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:31, archived)

*never reads a book again*

ah fuck it
*reads*
aceness!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:32, archived)

Mmmmmmm

that's damned good book!

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:33, archived)

thats the gusset of my pants!

*snatches back*
pervert!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:34, archived)

could have fooled me!

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:34, archived)

no no,

you ARE a pervert.
=)

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:35, archived)

*checks lining of boxers*

oh yes, right you are :)

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:36, archived)

it doesn't taste right.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:36, archived)

*adds salt*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:40, archived)

hheehee

it'll be alright - as long as you are not in space/the clouds :o)

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:34, archived)

oh darn.

*is on space expedition*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:36, archived)

quick

run!!!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:41, archived)

*runs*

*can't run in zero G*
*gently spins*

*bokes*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:41, archived)

i'd suggest going to the slave block

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:42, archived)

well

ain't you got a purty mouth

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:43, archived)

phwoar!!

*french kisses*
*loses face*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:44, archived)

Haha

superb

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:52, archived)

gah!

*is surrounded by books*

(

its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:33, archived)

are books ganging up on you?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:34, archived)

they're pack hunters...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:34, archived)

they are just looking for packs?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:35, archived)

books are like the Borg

they don't care about indivduals.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:37, archived)

those crazy books!

they will destroy us!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:40, archived)

no no!

assmilate us!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:41, archived)

they can't assimilate me!

I can't read! ha!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:42, archived)

cunt.

its ok!! he can't read it!
=)

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:43, archived)

thankfully though

I can write

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:45, archived)

hurrah for the head dobber!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:45, archived)

head?

guess again!

*unzips*

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:18, archived)

books on teh way of teh Sufi

are ganging up on me, for I have examinations soonish...and also 'Mathematical Methods for some Maths People'* are ganging up on me

*not actual title

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:35, archived)

ahh book lerning

plenty of time for me to do that when I finally grow up

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:39, archived)

never trust a library

i've seen angel!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:35, archived)

Haha emo x2!

I commented on this 6 hours ago, you bastard! :)

also: people on flickr post the darnest things

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:38, archived)

arf!

i'm not emo - my the model might be :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:39, archived)

stop cutting yourself then!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:41, archived)

hahaha

yes it was by accident - i'm not into that really (puts away razor and book on why people hate me!)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:43, archived)

wow, you can use preset brushes

Seriously, have you not gained any experience whatsoever in the last 3 years, 10 months and 9 days?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:38, archived)

harshness

undeserved it is, meany you are

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:40, archived)

~~harshness~~ Reality
un
~~meany~~ speaking truth

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:41, archived)

BUT ITS GOT A WOMAN IN A BOOK!

With swirly bits!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:41, archived)

oh..

meant to look at the "swirly" bits...

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:43, archived)

What's up with b3ta tonight?

Has someone been buying pints laced with bitch juice?

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:23, archived)

Cor!

Cockin' ace work sir!

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:40, archived)

thatnk you sir!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:44, archived)

regarding your edit

i sliced my little finger quite deep, didnt stop bleeding for 2 hours - wrapped in electrical tape!
Woo to bookwormywoman!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:41, archived)

maybe i should have done that with my face!

:o) i heard superglue is good - thats what they used to glue my skull back together after some twat threw a brick at me!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:45, archived)

electrical tape faced?

hmm never good... use that new spray plaster - works a treat :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:48, archived)

ooh i saw one that was

strips like that mint stuff you put on your tongue.

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:49, archived)

sorry it's a little unoriginal

but i'm somewhat low on hummus

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:29, archived)

ooooooh cougarmarsalata!

top show old bean!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:31, archived)

like bumming a dead rhino covered in double cream?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:31, archived)

with copious amounts of banana slices

strewn about it's carcass like some much confetti

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:39, archived)

indeed old boy...

*'drags'on pipe*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:31, archived)

Cunty chubs?

nice pipage!
WOo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:38, archived)

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