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Hot birds everywhere! Show me your hot bird!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:38, archived)

chicken tikka

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:39, archived)

corr!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)

have an adult emma watson

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:47, archived)

This gives me the raging horn!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:48, archived)

*honk honk*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:50, archived)

this registered on my disturbamometer.

mostly because her tits looks like half cooked omelets.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:48, archived)

Those tits are fantastic

But you must send me a pic of your omelettes later.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:51, archived)

they look like they've slid off her body.

happy new kid. Don't drop a piano on it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:53, archived)

wtf?

you really don't know your bosoms.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:54, archived)

If only there were some sort of KNOW YOUR BOSOMS chart

in which many bosoms were represented for the purpose of education and classification

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:55, archived)

hehehe

reminds me of that Brass Eye scene of that guy judging those women he would/wouldn't sleep with.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:57, archived)

This suggestion should go in the newsletter

I'm sure there would be one within hours of it going out

(BlackCat, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:58, archived)

but it should be

Bosoooooms.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 13:02, archived)

OK I'll try ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 13:55, archived)

would in lots of ways!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:50, archived)

used kelly b as the source

bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/images/kelly_brook_xin.jpg

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:51, archived)

Teenum Dildofucus!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:50, archived)

Holy fuck

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:52, archived)

O_O

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:58, archived)

heavens!

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new_matt, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)

Erectus Inserticus Incuntus

Would definitely without hesitation

(however, she would not)

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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:18, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)

har har har

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:41, archived)

HAWT

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:42, archived)

hawt hawt hawt!

good 'nooning sir! How did you spend your weekeinde?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:44, archived)

I went to see giant dildos, thanks

Hans & Liek are slightly impressed by God's butt plug

(cfb)

and also giant poo

Complex pile

(cfb)

Yourself?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:51, archived)

haha....smelly choice of spending your weekend

I did some mayor downloading stuff on friday, went housy housy bring up the bass @ loveland and saw that show of Ellen ten Damme bij Cirque Stiletto. It was ok.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 13:02, archived)

Alrighty

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)

Hahaha

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)

hahahahhahaha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:47, archived)

Click for bigger (118 kb)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)

hahahaha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:41, archived)

It's fucking snowing!

How can she be hot?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)

She's FLAMING HOT!

like a flameingo!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:41, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:42, archived)

pyro parrot!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)

haha, I guessed the name right

very nice

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:56, archived)

Now my shirt. I have a complaint about it.

You made it too well.
Most people just think I'm wearing a Che Guevara shirt.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:42, archived)

Fucking wankers :(

Although, are you saying this on the basis of your trip through the bible belt yesterday? That is only because Creationists don't believe in Darwin and have never seen a picture of him probably.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)

Heheh, well, my coworkers, mostly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:53, archived)

Your co-workers are creationists.

AICMFP!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 13:02, archived)

Bastards

It's a cool shirt really. I am just beginning to suspect that probably about 95% of the people in the street will automatically assume it's a Che shirt as well.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 13:22, archived)

In that case you should be thanking me.

2 shirts in 1 ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 13:30, archived)

Haha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)

Hey! Aren't you that guy with the Che Guevara shirt?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)

revolution shirt?

a guy on another forum made it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:52, archived)

so wow that's a neato what now right

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:53, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:57, archived)

nah, it's clearly a load of tripe with darwin on it :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:47, archived)

not exactly HOT but meh:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:43, archived)

These birds are all naked

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:53, archived)

lol.............love that owl

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 13:01, archived)

WOULD!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 13:10, archived)

Pfft...

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Ninj, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:21, archived)

not even free squirrel tits will make me buy The Sun

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:24, archived)

RIght, you have to choose!

Buy The Sun, or The Daily Mail.

You have to pick one....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)

The Daily Sun

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:36, archived)

GERRY!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:38, archived)

HULK ROCK!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:39, archived)

HULK SHOCK!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:41, archived)

ZOMG!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:41, archived)

Ha ha ah!

I love this :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:42, archived)

it'd have to be The Sun

*shamefaceds*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)

The Sun

I'm more interested in who's the father of Jackos kids than bombings and death

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:42, archived)

If only!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:24, archived)

hey barb, just noticed your sig - when did she arrive??

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)

Last wednesday :)

Ruby. Born by c-section weighing over 9lb.

Mother and baby doing very well :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)

Marvellous sir!!

Congratulations to you and your lully family :)

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Ninj, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:36, archived)

Thanks mate:)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:43, archived)

Congratulations!!!!!!!!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:37, archived)

Ta Steve!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:43, archived)

Wahey!

Congratumalalalalationas

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)

Cheers Meddy :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:44, archived)

cor congrats Barb

Ruby is a great name

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)

Thanks Nib!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:44, archived)

yay! ^_^

well done to you both..well that's if you didn't steal her :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:48, archived)

*pfffft*

Have you seen the security on maternity wards these days?

Cheers!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:49, archived)

Congrats sir, good news :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:49, archived)

Thanks!

Ta!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:49, archived)

enjoy the sleepless nights:(

and the cuddles:))))....................bless

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 13:05, archived)

Cheers!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 13:56, archived)

Congratulations Barbara!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:37, archived)

Cheers Sushi!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:43, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:25, archived)

pffft....

I love how the fact that he's old determines the length of his sentence.

he evaded capture for nigh on 30 years! Had he not done that he would have released in the 90s and been able to live his days as he so chooses.

It's no wonder kids these days blah blah blah blah...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:31, archived)

I've never understood why they were referred to as 'Great' Train Robbers either

none of them have ever robbed a train and got away with it.
/let's not forget Joe that the only reason he came back was for the free healthcare

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:33, archived)

^all of this^

though I believe the Great refers to the size

/bad day pedant

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:37, archived)

what, girth?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:38, archived)

It's all actually a massive misunderstanding.

The train was full of fire guards, so it should have been "The Grate Train Robbery"

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:39, archived)

and so the bandwagon begins..

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)

*battens hatches*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:41, archived)

There were loads of banana boxes on the train,

"The Crate Train Robbery"

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:42, archived)

There were some snakes on the train,

"The Sea Krait Train Robbery"

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:43, archived)

There was a lot of expensive crockery on the train,

"The Plate Train Robbery"

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:44, archived)

and it was very angry about it too

The Irate Train Robbery

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)

It was very very dark grey

The Slate Train Robbery

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:47, archived)

It was just a typical train,

The Late Train Robbery

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:49, archived)

it was all just a misheard order

The "Make Train Rubbery"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:51, archived)

Now that's just silly,

Burt Kwouk was on the train, it was

The Cato Train Robbery

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:59, archived)

This will cheer you up

Radio 3 - tomorrow, 10pm

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:39, archived)

like The Great War

"It was rubbish" said my nan, mind you she was only 8 when it finished - now she's 99 and in hospital with a blocked bowel, well that's what you get for eating nothing but cream cakes and Vimto all your life, I ask you, the price of butter these days, and that Mrs Harris on the corner with her bad leg, it's a wonder her husband hasn't gone mad, what with his lumbago and the grandchildren, and that poor Rory with the attention whatsit and catching MSRA in the hospital well it wasn't like that in my day they had a matron and when she said jump you jumped

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:43, archived)

The First World War?

It wasn't called that at the time. It was knows as "Internation Civil War II"

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)

: The Klumps

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:48, archived)

Erroneous P?

Actually, Eroneous P would be a cool name for one of those new fangled Jazz combos.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:53, archived)

my grandfather knew Lloyd George

my nan also made a cup of tea for the King during the war, that Mr Hitler and his funny ideas, everyone knew they;d do more harm than good, what with Niemoller and his platitudes, you;d think they'd have bought him some winter socks in his condition, well I'm telling you now it was hard in them days, cruel hard, we had to go up the road in all weathers, miles it was, just for a piece of coal or an apple, and if you came back empty handed you'd soon catch it from Uncle Fred, my he had a temper but he was still a CO even if he wasn't a pacifist, never done a day's work in his life, him, my poor grandad didn't know what to do with him, and all them workhouses had been shut down by then, that bloody George Canning and his newfangled ideas

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:50, archived)

Maybe it was a great train wot they robbed

rather than it being a particularly good robbery...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)

Liberal do-gooders never learn..

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Captain Howdy, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:33, archived)

hahaha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)

Following the tron theme

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PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:41, archived)

Linux is shit.

*awaits Kebab*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:47, archived)

Chilli Sauce and Fries, Sir?

Salad?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:47, archived)

Oooh!

Yes, Yes, NO!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:52, archived)

wtf with your sig?

レッド寿司

I just have numbers in boxes

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:04, archived)

Yeah,

it doesn't work in the sig for some reason and I can't be arsed to change it. It was a translation from translationparty.com

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:08, archived)

you

I'd forgotten you'd been on holiday

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:08, archived)

mmmm

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:48, archived)

Do not fear,

I only do it to wind up Kebab ;) Never used it. Windows suits me fine for what I do.

Also, I saw your question down the page earlier. The Bang goes the theory theme song is just made for the show I think. It is just credited as something like Coyte Productions. Hope that helps....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:53, archived)

yea it's not that song.

it's the one they use in the trailers and adverts for the show.

cheers anyhoo

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:55, archived)

Ah ok.

I shall have a look out for it on tele and see if I know for you.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:59, archived)

like I said down there it reminds me of Daniel Pemberton's quirky music

www.myspace.com/danielpemberton

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:03, archived)

Kebab flavoured pot nood is suitable for vegetarians

how is it a kebab without meat

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PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:51, archived)

The clue is in your subject header.

It is Kebab FLAVOURED soya, same with the beef, the chicken and whatever other flavours they have.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:54, archived)

they are not suitable for any life form that walks on 2 feet

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:02, archived)

my arse.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:04, archived)

so that's where they come from

THIS MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:05, archived)

I never thought I would say this,

but that is an even less appealing prospect than a Kebab Pot Noodle ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:07, archived)

actually, i'm not sure what griffy means, i thought he may have been a kebab hater,

but since i have now read the thread properly, he may only hate kebab pot noodle.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:20, archived)

I should imagine that he does mean just the pot noodle.

Although, as we have discussed before, the general quallity of a kebab in the UK seems to be a lot lower than that in Australia.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)

most kebabs are just nut meat anyways

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PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:42, archived)

I will kebab(sauce) you in your eye!

Linux buildserver ftw!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:55, archived)

YOUR FACE IS SHIT LOL!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:03, archived)

BURN!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:04, archived)

NO YOU

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:04, archived)

pffft

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:17, archived)

*slaps computer*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:48, archived)

*slaps animated hentai girl on computer*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:56, archived)

severe weather warning:(

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:02, archived)

Server weather warning

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PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:04, archived)

tell me 'bout it!!!!!!!!

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:05, archived)

I agree. Cunting Windows.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:03, archived)

More bad casting...

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Ninj, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:33, archived)

Gail Porter is looking rough these days

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:35, archived)

Hehe...

Mornin' sir :)

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Ninj, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:37, archived)

morning fella :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:41, archived)

haha

she's looked worse

(gtfomh, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:39, archived)

(Mr Chicken, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:55, archived)

I honestly dislike both of these people.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:48, archived)

But but....Where is Michaela Strachan?

Hitman and her ftw

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:38, archived)

pfft

wasn't much else on the telly back then was there?

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:05, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:39, archived)

hahahahahaahahahahahah

who IS that?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:40, archived)

YOU!

Read your gaz :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:41, archived)

me!

just have!!

sig changed to suit!

wahey!

My dentist bill has gone up another 40 quid! broke a tooth on holiday! :(

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:47, archived)

Scottish food is made of girders, apparently!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:50, archived)

Good hols sir?

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Ninj, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:52, archived)

Spiffing thanks

did you know that Haggis is made from 100% girders?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:53, archived)

Peter Lorre

/morning fella, email to follow later :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:41, archived)

morning sir

Hope you're well?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:47, archived)

hey freebs!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:47, archived)

hey stevie

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:06, archived)

hahahahhaha!

you and your top 'shoppage!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:48, archived)

Ta Stevie!

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Ninj, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:52, archived)

Arf!

On a morning from a Bogart movie,
in a country where you turn back time,
You go strolling through the crowd like, Peter Lorre
contemplating a crime!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:02, archived)

bobby robson :)

(herman:D, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:32, archived)

You sober now?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:05, archived)

lolz'n nings,lolz n' nings,lolz n' nings

here we go,here we go,here we go:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:09, archived)

yes lol

lol

(herman:D, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 13:33, archived)

penis wig

(Mr Chicken, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:17, archived)

What did you shop?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)

O_O

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)

This reminds me of a porno I once saw.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:19, archived)

~~saw~~ got forced into making by a gang of gipsies

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:27, archived)

Noooooooooo!

/17yearsoftherapyblog

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:29, archived)

The Rapy Blog has been going for 17 years now?

doesn't time fly

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:35, archived)

I perscribe fire. And LOTS of it.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:20, archived)

ahh

this scares me

5 seasons?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)

Needs more Fritzl

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)

Is this the Aphex Twin sitcom?

Big in Cornwall I hear.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:23, archived)

Hahaha

*office ROFL*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:43, archived)

Have you guessed who it is yet?

(Fon Repeat until funny, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:14, archived)

anyway..

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:16, archived)

"I AM OGARTH OF LEGEND!"

or something or other

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:17, archived)

Bad meme timing

But nicely done :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)

Cheeky Mona Lisa

(ngomo, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:01, archived)

banksy?

[edit]

fuck off

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:03, archived)

is this yours? I'm sure I've seen it elsewhere

edit:in fact:
tineye.com/search/5c840b1251cdc43b18ea1dd38780a0f30a5c601b

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:03, archived)

ngomo = omgno

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:05, archived)

O mong

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:06, archived)

mnnnnnnnnnnnng

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:08, archived)

You tit

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)

You where better at lurking than you are at posting

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)

typo irony lols

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:10, archived)

Really?

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:12, archived)

I don't want to sound pedantic, so I'll let google do it

www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=you+where+better+at+lurking+than+you+are+at+posting&btnG=Google+Search&meta=&aq=f&oq=

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:17, archived)

Oh!

Fuck that

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)

erm, have a return pic I did of Guy Fawkes

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:10, archived)

You have never drawn a picture of me :(

Then again, I've never drawn a picture of you, the friz one you drew came close to me though.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:11, archived)

eye for an eye dude.

We can meet for sexytimes and I'll sketch you like Kate Winslet in Titanic, charcoaling your dinkle detail to the best ability that my eye can capture.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:13, archived)

Does he burn himself?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:12, archived)

I'm pretty sure in the 1600's they didn't wear hoodies :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:12, archived)

BLOOOOOODY DID

they just looked like powdered wigs.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:14, archived)

POINTY HATS!

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7a/Guy_Fawkes.jpg

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:16, archived)

is it wearing 2 pairs of shoes?

things have gone too far.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:16, archived)

>< im not a he

(guffbeak, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)

Sure you are

Internet logic and all that

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:22, archived)

sorry, corrected

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:22, archived)

hello

this isn't mine either

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:13, archived)

Cock off, Kokov.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:20, archived)

An Ewog

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Ninj, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)

ha ha ha!

Perfect!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:00, archived)

yay! ^_^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:00, archived)

Ha ha ha!

But, RACIST!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:00, archived)

Thats why its so good.

(waxdart hello., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:13, archived)

aaaaaawwwwwwww....

reminds me of my dog... He was a Yorkshire terrier, but had a short snout, so he looked a lot like an ewok...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:01, archived)

Yay for Yorkies!

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Ninj, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)

Nicely!

But racist ;)

Ning all.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:03, archived)

Hahaha

he's great!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)

haaha, great :D

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mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)

Hahahah

Excellent!

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)

This is brilliant.

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zoldergoose, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:40, archived)

HAHAHAH!!!!!!

OMFG! :DDDD

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:21, archived)

oh how i laughed

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:31, archived)

'Ningles b3ta

I finally have a new computer and am hence back in action photoshop-wise

Here's the first new thing I've done in a while.

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:58, archived)

hahaha! "They should all be destroyed!"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)

Ning, B3ta :D

What should I draw the'day?
Chloe-themed suggestions most welcome!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:52, archived)

Chloe fighting a Tachikoma

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:55, archived)

*googles "Tachikoma"*

Oh; them things!
I do like that design.
I'm making a nod to it in one of my comics.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:56, archived)

Yes, I figured their "adhesive string launchers" could feature ;)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)

Chloe working as a police officer meant to be directing traffic, only causing more accidents due to the uniform being too tight. Or something... :D

nings JJ

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:57, archived)

drwe me! draw me!

(guffbeak, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:58, archived)

how about nothing Chloe themed

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:00, archived)

How about the teenage mutant ninja turtles?

But like they are really, not in gstrings and shit....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:01, archived)

When have they ever appeared in a g-string?!

Was it in one of the later movie-sequels I avoided?
8|

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:03, archived)

^ yea something good

without the usual dull tits on [insert animal]

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:04, archived)

Tits with Tits

Giant boob monsters that resemble something like Tetsuo from near the end of Akira, with tits.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:07, archived)

titmothra vs godzilla

attack of the 50 ft big fat floppy titted badger girl

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)

ha ha ha ha !

this please

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:10, archived)

on a vespa with a rickenbacker bass slung over her shoulder

FLCL style

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:04, archived)

How about designing a new building, or a bridge, or a boat, or something useful? :P

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:10, archived)

Traffic control

Sexy dentist, accidently leaking the goofy gas and getting all giggly and strippy and... whoa, I could see how that could get filthy indeed ;)

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:27, archived)

Hmm...

It should be the continuation of this sketch, hair down, kinky and all.

(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:48, archived)

I'd second something not Chloe or titted animals themed :p

Titted humans optional!

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slight yoinks!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)

Chloe as

Rin Tsaka in fate stay

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)

More of these sorts of things!

www.collectedcurios.com/Alexis_Orc_Norks.jpg

www.collectedcurios.com/Alexis_01_11_2007.jpg

www.collectedcurios.com/Adventuress_2008_03_13.jpg

www.collectedcurios.com/Vampiress.jpg

www.collectedcurios.com/TUTT_Smooth_Criminal.jpg

www.collectedcurios.com/Triskit.jpg

www.collectedcurios.com/Tortoise_Scooter.jpg

:)

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slight yoinks!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 13:53, archived)

Click for bigger (130 kb)

(guffbeak, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)

Is he selling these fine leather jackets?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:52, archived)

By which I mean I like this

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:54, archived)

blimey, that's a bit too awesome!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:56, archived)

What a strange shaped penis

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)

Inigo Montoya: Axe-Slinger Supreme

Nice shading, Ms Fawkes..

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Captain Howdy, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:03, archived)

haha that's awesome :)

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:06, archived)

russel brand?

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:33, archived)

nonce

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:09, archived)

A Fatal Exception 0E has occurred at..

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Captain Howdy, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:28, archived)

gonna cost ya...looks like a dead pixel

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:29, archived)

"You're looking a little low poly... I suggest you take it in, earliest chance, for a full defrag..."

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:31, archived)

What Happen? Someone set us up the bomb!

Main screen turn on..

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Captain Howdy, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:40, archived)

etc

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:43, archived)

all your etc are belong to him

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)

i have been at the m festival

playing armagetron for three full days.

as such, i appreciate this image.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:30, archived)

Man, that's some serious dedication..

.. Roy Castle would be proud of you.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:36, archived)

he had better be

My fingers are bleeding.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:41, archived)

I "did" an Unreal Tournament weekend, once.

Once.

My arms kept spasming @ inopportune moments for the next five days, as I struggled to resist the overwhelming urge to camp on top of my local multiplex & take pot shots @ passers by..

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Captain Howdy, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)

I'm surprised no-one pulled me up on '@'..

.. funny world, sometimes.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 13:55, archived)

I used to rock at this all them years ago!

I'm back on, motherfuckers!

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)

hahahahahhah! awesome :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:31, archived)

Fake

They'd take 4 hours to turn up, by which time you'd have a yellow/green/red box all the way around you.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:39, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:42, archived)

hahah!

nings sush'!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:45, archived)

Ning Stevie!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:52, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:57, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:00, archived)

hehe

he can't keep it up indefinitely!

(gtfomh, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:05, archived)

Just watch him try..

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Captain Howdy, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:13, archived)

he's tiring

I can tell...

(gtfomh, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:25, archived)

aaany second now...

(gtfomh, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:33, archived)

Tron never stops!

He's like a pornstar on speed..

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Captain Howdy, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:55, archived)

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)

:) Silly

I like this.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:11, archived)

fantastiche

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:51, archived)

OMFG ICKE WAS RIGHT

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PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:20, archived)

I'm more impressed by the fact that the queen can make her face fly around

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:25, archived)

its a trick of the lizard people

Its very complex and it would take way to long to explain

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PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:26, archived)

XXX harcore tea action 2

with extra scene

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:09, archived)

Hahaha, this is wonderfull :-)

but...what does the pot want from the cup?

He already jizzed him up once.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:12, archived)

haahahhahah! *clicks*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:15, archived)

Steve, did you had a good weekend?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:19, archived)

kind of *meh*

- I had to forgo my Saturday, as one of my gfx cards cooked, and took ages to fix.

The PC had a horrendous crash, and corrupted windows; I'm now only part way through re-installing all my programs after a full system wipe.

To replace the burnt out card, it will cost £300 for a new one. Alternatively, I may be able to get a deal on two new cards, slightly more powerful, for a little bit less, so I may habve to go with that.

I guess that's the end of going out for a quite a few weekends now.

Pissing computers; cost more than they are worth sometimes...

and your good self?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)

If you stay 2 years behind with games (presuming it's games)

then everything becomes cheaper. Obviously, if you're gaming online against other people this is a silly idea.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:33, archived)

that is very true....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:35, archived)

I downed the complete internet on friday

went to Loveland Saturday, and did some gf stuff (cirque stiletto) on Sunday. All & all pretty good.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:16, archived)

SLI/Xfire always costs more than it's worth :P

(gtfomh, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:29, archived)

hahaha, fantastic :D

'ning all

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mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:30, archived)

Cue the Benny Hill music

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)

Phooaarrrrrrr!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)

He won't bite

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Ninj, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:54, archived)

Everytime I go to the woods, I find a drunk Darth Vader with his mean mutt.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:56, archived)

Hahahah! I wonder if he ever plays catch with a lightsaber?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:58, archived)

Darth tried that...

...but he got through 18 dogs in two weeks :)

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Ninj, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:00, archived)

*Hopes he uses jack russels *

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:01, archived)

Autumnal intimidation..

.. lovely.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:31, archived)

Miley U gotta lick it B4 we kick it

(DJTK, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:45, archived)

Issit tuesday already?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:45, archived)

Bring out your CDCs!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:48, archived)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:55, archived)

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:21, archived)

Congratulations

You found kitty pr0n cat!

www.theregister.co.uk/2009/08/07/man_blames_cat/comments/

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Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:49, archived)

Cat's are huge kiddy porn downloaders....

sick bastards!

But I must say....in my old Kazaa days, when I've downloaded some porn...I sometimes struck some sick shit. Kazaa was infamous for wrongfully naming files...

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:53, archived)

kazaa

was made by cats... fact

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Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:59, archived)

Catza kiddy pr0n catzapaloozaaa

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:00, archived)

anyway...tj

does anyone know who does the song that in the trailers for
BBC1's Bang goes the theory?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:48, archived)

What does it go like?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:48, archived)

dumm dum dum deee dee dee dee dum

dum dum tshh tshh dum dee DEE

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gravytrain, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:52, archived)

close..thanks

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:55, archived)

I kinda half remember it, bit the name is not comming to me,

it should be Sabotage by Beastie Boys

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:05, archived)

it reminds me of Daniel Pemberton's stuff

...might even be him
www.myspace.com/danielpemberton

the hunt continues

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:15, archived)

LOL

(herman:D, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:33, archived)

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 8:33, archived)

hahahaha, to hull!

'ningles everyone!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 8:46, archived)

Evreyone ends up in Hull eventually.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 8:48, archived)

well, as of 2007, the estimated population of Hull was 257,000

the ethincity breakdown was:
94.9% White
1.8% S. Asian
1.0% Black
1.0% Mixed Race
1.3% Chinese and other

As of 2008, the estimated population of the Earth was 6,740,000,000.

Considering Hull could never possibly cope with that many people, I put it to you that Hull will simply grow to cover the whole world.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 8:55, archived)

The Empire of Hull will prevail!

edit: you forgot to mention the ginger population in hull...

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 8:57, archived)

sorry, I forgot to say *human* population.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:00, archived)

the ginger heretic fundamentalist ginger demons are the backbone of hull

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:03, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:05, archived)

word, medi

*Christ-almighty, I'm going all 90's this morning. Right, I'm gonna stop that this instant*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:09, archived)

No, keep it up

Let's declare 90's Monday!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:16, archived)

Cowabunga! or some such....

well, it's got to be better than "cock tuesday" and all that shit....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:18, archived)

PARP

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:18, archived)

TOOOT

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:20, archived)

hahahahahahaha

guilty lols

what a way to start the week... cheers!

And NINGLES muddyfunsters!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 8:50, archived)

YO JOE

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 8:55, archived)

Whatcha gonna do with that gun of yours.....?

*hendrix tudududuuu*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:33, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:05, archived)

argh

I've had 4 hours' sleep

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:20, archived)

I had 4 hours sleep on Sunday morning

I went to my brother-in-law's stag night on Saturday, it was quite good fun but I was back to being teetotal.

I got 2 drinks thrown at me in one bar, which was quite good going if I do say so myself.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:25, archived)

TOO SOON

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:05, archived)

Hahaha

splendid!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:44, archived)

and it's good night from me

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 8:03, archived)

Dammit man

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 8:09, archived)

and a good morning from me

damnit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 8:12, archived)

And it's good night from him.

CYA, Hare.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 8:16, archived)

Rolf?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 8:30, archived)

Goedesmorgen! Bord!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 8:35, archived)

Goeiemorgen deze morgen

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:04, archived)

ghe ghe ghe

goedesmorgens, juffrouw jannie

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:20, archived)

got here just in time then

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 8:35, archived)

What is this nonsense, he likes horses!

(gtfomh, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:17, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:49, archived)

Bill Orly!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:53, archived)

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:01, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:12, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:13, archived)

INVISIBLE HANDS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:14, archived)

...PAIR OF...

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:18, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:16, archived)

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:19, archived)

FUCKING THING SUCKS

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elbow, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:21, archived)

TO PLAY US OUT? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:22, archived)

TO END THE SHOW?

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elbow, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:25, archived)

ahhhahhhhhahhah

I had not heard about this before
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j2YDq6FkVE

but this is totally sweet

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:30, archived)

I COULD NOT HELP BUT SING ALONG

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:30, archived)

also

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCDHVdqo-q0

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:32, archived)

hahaha

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:36, archived)

ace

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elbow, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:45, archived)

this goes pretty well with Crystal Method - Keep Hope ALive

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:24, archived)

needs more machine gunning to death

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elbow, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:01, archived)

rRRR rRRR rRRR rRRR rRRR

rRRR rRRR rRRR rRRR rRRR

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:01, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:05, archived)

ah bless. it's hitler's cheerleader.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:11, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:19, archived)

milliseconds after being punched

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:23, archived)

PUNCHED BY DICKFISTS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:23, archived)

I want to see this.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:26, archived)

ahhhahhhahhhah

have you seen our own Phil O'Reilly?
www.businessnz.org.nz/staff/philoreilly

he is an HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE LITTLE MAN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:36, archived)

I'm not paranoid, but he is totally one of those lizard people we've been hearing about

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:36, archived)

OH PHIL

on an unrelated note

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:41, archived)

oops!

ohhh, those tech-savvy kids :P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:47, archived)

AAAAAAAAHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHAHHHAHHHAHHH

PWNAGE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:59, archived)

Oh I don't think there's any doubt.

That's a baby-swallowing face.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:42, archived)

dont know who he is

but he looks EVIL

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:45, archived)

chief exec of Business NZ

the 2007 merger of the employers and manufacturers' federations

WHAT'S GOOD FOR BUSINESS IS GOOD FOR NEW ZEALAND

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 6:04, archived)

SELL YOUR CHILDREN! ACT NOW!

REALIZE POSITIVE CASH-FLOW TODAY!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 7:08, archived)

WHY, HE MADE IT BY TAKING IT OUT OF WIDOWS AND ORPHANS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 7:20, archived)

SOUTH AMERICAN ZINC!!!

BOAT-HOOKS, UP 14½ FOR THE WEEK.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 7:26, archived)

haven't read this in many a year

How to Make a Million Dollars

also some animated adaptations
http://www.nfb.ca/film/My_Financial_Career/

The Awful Fate of Melpomenus Jones

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 7:38, archived)

All the NFB shorts have been run to death on late-night TV here.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=90SIuISIVB8

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 7:47, archived)

ahhhahhh I don't doubt.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 8:05, archived)

goddammit i get pissed off with web videos that don't let me rewind

IS IT WEIRD THAT I WOULD HAPPLILY WATCH THE LAST 30 SECONDS INSTEAD OF WATCHING IT BUFFER?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 8:08, archived)

he will eat your brain

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:41, archived)

I could not understate the imporance of this perspective.

It's clearly dangerous to do so.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:49, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 7:10, archived)

pffffffffffffffft

I had not heard about that
til now
bsalert.com/artsearch.php?fn=2&as=1954&dt=1

ugh

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 7:24, archived)

Would not piss on him even if he was on fire.

The sick little fuck just might have set him self alight to get that kind of result.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 7:33, archived)

I'M GOING MAKE SURE YOU DRINK THOSE TWO GLASSES OF WINE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 8:01, archived)

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