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I always knew she was pure evil

Bringing things back down to a less artistic level...cheap and particularly shit

(MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)

Zalgo

HE COMES

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boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)

Praise ZALGO

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)

Gleeeee!

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boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)

ZALGO! ZAL GO ZAL GO

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pzyko Query failed., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 14:12, archived)

Evil is better

when it is sexeh

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Hellzapoppin, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 14:18, archived)

Now you're speaking my language!

Clicking may or may not lead you to wallpaper-sized goodness

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boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)

SEXEH

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)

I just spaffed my pants.

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boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 14:51, archived)

Zalgo!

CFB (215kb)

TJ: Who created Steg? Was it Epiphany?

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)

This is all the win

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boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)

Sheehan had the first appearance.

b3ta.com/board/8431189
Followed shortly after by some amazing motherfucker.
b3ta.com/board/8431689
But it was your typical b3ta group effort.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)

i like to fight with old men

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)

If I could just back 10 years ago I could be a good fighter:)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)

ngghhhngnghh

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)

i dont get it

why does jack bauer have so many mobile phone?

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:04, archived)

BREAKING NEWS: GODZILLA SIGNS PEACE TREATY WITH JAPAN.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)

:D Brilliant!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)

Peace in our time!

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)

Tyme in our peas :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)

Aww! :D

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 13:35, archived)

i like this so I stare.

^ou^o

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arrangedletters, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 13:35, archived)

yes!

tshirts?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)

I love this!

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enceladus, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)

Winner.

Love it.

(muckluks notsureyet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:00, archived)

love it.

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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:23, archived)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 13:20, archived)

this is a good bit of arts.

I likes :)

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arrangedletters, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)

I like.

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Craffty, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)

Dance Cassie - Dance and Sing !

I only wish you could hear the noises she makes.

It seems like years since I actually posted an image of any sort.
Oh - Hang On - It Is !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)

Now you've made

Her nauseating,
as opposed to merely slightly annoying.
Poor Cassie !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:27, archived)

Hold my hand, Declan. Open your mind... Open your mind."

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:01, archived)

TWO WEEKS

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:02, archived)

This took ages :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)

NORKS!

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arrangedletters, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)

hahaha, nice one canazza

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:12, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:15, archived)

hahahahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)

Yay, recursive twat!

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)

Happy b3taday

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:22, archived)

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:27, archived)

LOLZ:DDD

(herman:D, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:24, archived)

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arrangedletters, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:41, archived)

jesus, thats a bit good

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:46, archived)

Wow!

Are you channeling Cyriak?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)

I wish.

I'd like his computer processing power for a start.

after effects makes mine assplode.

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arrangedletters, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)

good :DD

(herman:D, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 15:29, archived)

Open you mind

starts the generator

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:15, archived)

like it :D

going out 2 felixstowe have fun LOLZ:D

(herman:D, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:23, archived)

this I like :D

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arrangedletters, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)

a more appropriate name for the show?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)

:DD

(herman:D, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)

what can you do with this ???????

(herman:D, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:20, archived)

anytime i open a saved gif in photoshop it only opens as one frame, how do you open it so you can see all frames?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:24, archived)

import it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:25, archived)

when i try to import it doesn't show the file i saved so i cant open it

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:27, archived)

just type in the filename, that should make it find it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)

still no luck, dang it.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:36, archived)

Type this intot he file name: *.*

all files should appear

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:39, archived)

you're a bloody legend, thank you

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:42, archived)

you are most welcome

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:42, archived)

And then search *.* for the file

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:26, archived)

Well, I can make a hat, or a broche

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:24, archived)

I can make someone cry.

But then I feel real guilty and then I cry and it's all a big mess.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:39, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)

...Brooch, or a Pterodactyl

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)

(JoePesky, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:25, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)

hahahaah

(herman:D, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:36, archived)

I could kill it by giving it a thousand paper cuts

and dumping it in an acid bath.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:38, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:38, archived)

CDB

(JoePesky, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:39, archived)

and this 1 :DD

(herman:D, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)

Recursive twat, please.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)

happy b3ta birthday

(herman:D, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:56, archived)

Cheers!

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)

a bit shoddy

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:57, archived)

lolz

(herman:D, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:59, archived)

That's ace

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:02, archived)

thank you bela

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 10:58, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:01, archived)

I was expecting tits

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:01, archived)

Yeah but Dec wasn't there so you can only have the one tit :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:10, archived)

I love that!

look at their lickle smiley faces \o/

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spesh., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:18, archived)

ha ha ha, This is a thing of beauty

woo

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:30, archived)

lolz:D

(herman:D, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:56, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:02, archived)

oh no!

please don't tell me that geordie twat is a member here!

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spesh., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:03, archived)

do a receding one

where he opens up a picture of himself, opening up a picture of himself, opening up a picture of himself...

(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:06, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:11, archived)

YES

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:13, archived)

lol, junglemong

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:11, archived)

Tits.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:13, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:13, archived)

This must be real but it breaks the laws of physics - Scotty will not be happy :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:15, archived)

Too Subtle?

It's the Bobbits.

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An Egg ,D, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 8:46, archived)

She cuts out

and (thanks to surgery) he gets to keep, clever :)

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 9:00, archived)

Edit: How much do I owe you?

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An Egg ,D, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 9:00, archived)

Three whole english pence!

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 9:26, archived)

I have 2 and two ha'pennies. Deal!

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An Egg ,D, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 9:37, archived)

has everyone stopped trolling yet?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 10:19, archived)

It's okay, I have

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 10:41, archived)

.......Look..............another one.......

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 7:12, archived)

YOU'VE BURST SPACE

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 7:47, archived)

Someone just had to divide by zero again, didn't they?

Smooth and woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 8:15, archived)

It's Sunday morning

don't do that to my poor little brain on a Sunday morning :*(

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 8:45, archived)

hehehe

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 10:47, archived)

How?

How do you...
How?

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Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 10:49, archived)

that reminds me

*takes epilepsy pills*

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)

...and another one...and another one...and another one...and another one...and another one...

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:03, archived)

Neverending story, ah-ah-aah, ah-ah-aah, ah-ah-aaaah..

.. lully.

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Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:09, archived)

Fantastic . . . it's like seeing another one for the first time !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 16:18, archived)

all my doodles in the only way

a cock

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FIEND, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 4:03, archived)

i'm not there

so it's not real

(JoePesky, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 4:05, archived)

do you need an icon to get done?

(JoePesky, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 4:10, archived)

CAC

Crudely arranged cock :-D

Nice graffiti by the way, I enjoyed that series :-)

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Hellzapoppin, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 4:05, archived)

I see mine

and mine was best coz it had cherries in.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 4:07, archived)

Mine isn't in there.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 4:14, archived)

I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIENDS VODDY.

WHY ARE YOU FORSAKEN ME?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 4:17, archived)

I HAS EXTREMELY UPSET!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 4:20, archived)

very good :D

(herman:D, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 6:30, archived)

I found me

at the bottom of (his) left nut, where I belong :0

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LS18, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 6:47, archived)

I haz an pube

Nicely.

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An Egg ,D, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 7:08, archived)

I'm da Shaft!...heh heh!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 7:13, archived)

Heheheh

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 9:57, archived)

Yeah - I can see me!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 10:36, archived)

I'm there :)

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Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 10:59, archived)

Nice cock.

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Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:11, archived)

Fantastic!

We should do a compo centered around this programme

*click*

(Peter_G, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:14, archived)

first hi-res trace

cfb sexyvectors

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Craffty, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 3:13, archived)

I like

the colours in this.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 3:57, archived)

thanks

took me ages.

Edit: ..and to find a palette to go with her lovely red hair.

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Craffty, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 4:14, archived)

Labour of love.

Art always is.

Edit: Damn your edit to make my comment look inane

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 4:21, archived)

hah and the edit to try and fix it again.

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Craffty, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 4:23, archived)

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 4:24, archived)

Gorgeous.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 4:18, archived)

indeed she is.

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Craffty, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 4:22, archived)

Awesome!

Here have this:

Cor I haven't given one of these out for ages!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 9:55, archived)

Wonderful

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 10:04, archived)

nice!

(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:14, archived)

Did you do this properly or just trace bitmap in flash

If proper then there is a hell of a lot of detail

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 13:36, archived)

started with a monochrome auto trace in xara to get the outline

and then filled in all the detail by hand, theres approx 2800 points in total.

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Craffty, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)

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Microwave, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:57, archived)

*produces*

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 3:05, archived)

re produces

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 3:06, archived)

*pre-produces*

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 3:20, archived)

Aww :(

Looks like his business isn't doing too well

(Peter_G, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 3:06, archived)

What's he glum for?

He has lovely, well organised produce...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 3:09, archived)

I want to buy a red produce

please send me a quote

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Shlvng, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 3:11, archived)

GJM

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 3:17, archived)

GJM

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FIEND, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 3:22, archived)

you are a people pleaser :)

(JoePesky, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 4:01, archived)

I would buy

anything from a man in a hat like that. *buys produce*

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 3:38, archived)

0_0

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 3:40, archived)

This owns

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Microwave, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 5:10, archived)

ha ha... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 7:16, archived)

Aces!

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Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:02, archived)

Are you still making that game you were talking about

or was it all an elaborate ruse? I tried checking on your website but it doesn't seem to be there anymore, but that could just be my retarded internet connection.

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Hellzapoppin, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 4:04, archived)

It's kind of being worked on

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Microwave, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 5:10, archived)

great produce microwave

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:42, archived)

First drawing with a tablet! (Apart from the CDC earlier)

Takes some getting used to, but I'm getting there. :)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:46, archived)

yarr!

and double yarr!

splendid.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:48, archived)

Nasty pirate!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:48, archived)

Nice!

You missed its other 8 arms though.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:54, archived)

My money's on the big, green fella

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:54, archived)

It better have 9 tentacles.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 4:15, archived)

Don't you mean eight?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 4:21, archived)

Heathen!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 4:23, archived)

Credulous fool!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 4:25, archived)

Woo! And yay!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 4:18, archived)

Hello Squiddy!

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An Egg ,D, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 7:10, archived)

damn octopi

(Frogcloset (noun), Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)

Coco had no idea why he was so feared ...

night all

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:49, archived)

BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING CLOWN!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:53, archived)

fuck it, i'm going to bed.

g'night all

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:04, archived)

CYA

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:05, archived)

May they stay out of your armpits

(your nipples... I mean)

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:05, archived)

Night Night don't let the Bed Clowns Bite

or juggle things that really ought not to be juggled :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:09, archived)

Blessing of the 9 legged squidapus.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:09, archived)

is a 9 legged squidapus just a normal octopus who's excited to see you?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:12, archived)

That's a serious habit right there.

Edit: Well fuck me it's Simon Cowell!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:55, archived)

FFFNNNNNNNNNN LLLLLLLHHHHHNNNNNNNNFFFFFFF FFNNNHHHHHHHLLLL.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:55, archived)

Take that food out of your mouth when you're speaking, young man.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:36, archived)

People fear any man with such sharp elbows

he could sever a carotid in one swift movement

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Shlvng, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:59, archived)

goddamn right

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:06, archived)

how would a bird impression damage the psyche of a vegetable?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:07, archived)

with sheer determination and osmosis

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Shlvng, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:12, archived)

this guy keeps adding me to his friends list on adultfriendfinder

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:01, archived)

Must be cold in there

I can see his breath :)

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:03, archived)

I haven't seen this episode of Prison Break

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:05, archived)

It's the one Simon Cowell guest stars in as a clown with a bad habit.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:08, archived)

Nightmare within a nightmare

For some reason I'm laughing like a loon.

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:12, archived)

Because he kept leaving Chick Tracts in people's bunks

while they slept.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:09, archived)

is he breathing on the lens?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:10, archived)

night!

Can I dump this here? It's all the last 878 jpgs and pngs in the shape of the b3ta logo.

click for 2959x1251

(Peter_G, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:17, archived)

that's a bit good

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:20, archived)

That's fan-blummin-tastic!

Edit: wish I hadn't been avoiding B3ta for the last month.

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:20, archived)

I must admit

It is entirely the result of the firefox downloadthemall plugin and a nice little free programme called Shape Collage

(Peter_G, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:23, archived)

Very nice, none the less.

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:24, archived)

oooh! I'm gonna run this in my porn folder

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:31, archived)

It's very good for that

if you get grease monkey and a few scripts for each site to link directly to the images, if you turn google image safe search off then it gets a bit much

(Peter_G, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:33, archived)

there used to be a good greasemonkey script for /board

it stopped working a couple of years ago :(

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:51, archived)

apparently all of the features of it got worked into /board

(Peter_G, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:55, archived)

not to my complete satisfaction

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 3:07, archived)

You've just found a free way to download free porn in bulk

be happy :-)

(Peter_G, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 3:09, archived)

Good go.

Woo!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:24, archived)

stealing other peoples work now, eh?

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:28, archived)

I'd never do that ;)

(Peter_G, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:38, archived)

Racist!

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:44, archived)

(Peter_G, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:45, archived)

;)

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:53, archived)

haha

i drew the bell-end on the A :D woo
and loads of my graffiti doodles are on there, this is ace mate
well done :D click

(

FIEND, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 3:25, archived)

haha, that one does 'stick out' doesn't it

thanks for the click

(Peter_G, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 3:28, archived)

very good

(herman:D, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 6:29, archived)

Excellent...several of mine are involved... \0/

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 7:17, archived)

splendid

thanks for the inclusion :)

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 9:43, archived)

that's a bit woosome

(

spesh., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)

Man, that's pretty.

Kudos.

(

Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:01, archived)

Yes, he's a clown

(

cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:34, archived)

yeah!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 3:08, archived)

Is it just me then?

(

benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:26, archived)

It's just you

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:28, archived)

Haha. Wow.

I am now hungry. Thanks.

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:37, archived)

you're aflame. well done.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:38, archived)

Thanks Ms Monkey :)

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:38, archived)

happy `It's my b3taday!' day!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:42, archived)

hes the only "celeb" i knew who had a stutter, or stammer whatever the fuck it is...

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:40, archived)

ang one out.

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:52, archived)

YES!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:22, archived)

BBBBBBBBBBAKED POTATO!

(

Mystery_Bob, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 3:00, archived)

yes.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:29, archived)

yes.

fuck breathing and pies, i want sex.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:29, archived)

I want two bellies.

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:30, archived)

i just took a blast of mine a minute ago :)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:30, archived)

Keep the seas PURE!

(

Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:34, archived)

yes they must

then marinated in chilli, garlic and olive oil, before being lightly fried and served with a crisp, green salad.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:36, archived)

Bring it bitch.

My God has more limbs to hold weapons than your God.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:37, archived)

Crimes against symmetry!

(

Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:39, archived)

INDIVISIBLE BY 3!

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:40, archived)

9 levels of hell!

(

Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:44, archived)

Eightfold path!

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:44, archived)

9 11

(

Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:46, archived)

Smoking an 8th!

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:48, archived)

i wish

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:49, archived)

90210

(

Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:49, archived)

The eight sided STOP sign!

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:50, archived)

99 red balloons

(

Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:55, archived)

Potting the 8 ball!

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:55, archived)

Nine inch nails

(

Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:57, archived)

10 minus 2!

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:58, archived)

Working 9 to 5

(

Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:59, archived)

High octane!

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:00, archived)

Fine you win!!

But stick to your own part of the ocean
Don't let me catch you fooling with my daughter again!

(

Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:03, archived)

The sun is setting on the days of eight! 9 approaches with the light of righteousness at its back, preceded by 9 angels

wielding in each of their 9 arms a 9 bladed sword! And before them shall fall all numbers even and all who are not 3square.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:07, archived)

This cephalopod-on-cephalopod violence has to stop!

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:44, archived)

The 8ists brought this violence about upon the peaceful 9opians!

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:46, archived)

They took our women and our jobs!

House prices plummeted

(

Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:47, archived)

They took our jerbs!

(Poison-System-X, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:01, archived)

*jihads*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:48, archived)

nice beak

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:45, archived)

perv

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:48, archived)

*sends a squid to foul up the counting*

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:52, archived)

IT HAS BUT 9 TENTACLES! \o/

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:53, archived)

vampyroteuthis infernalis FTW

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:55, archived)

Is that a UN peace squid?

(

Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:56, archived)

HAS
9
TENTACLES!
COUNT THEM!
COUNT THEM!

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:58, archived)

Then it must DIE! To arms!

*Sckreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

(

Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:01, archived)

I want 5 perfect breasts

and a brand new cock long enough to fuck myself with, perhaps located on my right heel

(

Shlvng, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:36, archived)

you have given me much to think about

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:37, archived)

I'm sure I've told you before that there are plenty of places online who would sell you such things.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:41, archived)

you have

but just thinking about it can sometimes be better ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:44, archived)

The market for this kind of surgery is lucrative

there's also money to be made by producing designer shoes with appropriate heel modifications.

(

Shlvng, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:47, archived)

The lengths of one's shoe modification could turn into a fashion status trend

however practical difficulties are inevitable, nobody wants to have their heelcock trodden on, trapped in a closing door or shredded by an escalator.

(

Shlvng, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:10, archived)

.... Wow.

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:39, archived)

I don't want to believe

www.maidenart.co.uk/images/flash/barry_attacks.html

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:42, archived)

DAMN YOU, BARRY!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:45, archived)

Tell me about it that was a bloody good car he wrecked!

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:49, archived)

nothing depreciates a car faster than blowing it up

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:53, archived)

oui

(

doph no time like the precedent, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:44, archived)

I want two bees

(

An Egg ,D, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 7:16, archived)

Boo bees!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 9:59, archived)

Carrying on a theme....

previously
1 & 2

(

benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:36, archived)

adam juggles

eve jiggles

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)

The lamb wriggles

as the lion giggles.
And all God can do is point out all the fucking niggles.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:42, archived)

Fo'shiggle

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:45, archived)

ma piggle

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:45, archived)

*ogles*

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:50, archived)

*wiggles*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:52, archived)

Not thinking about biscuits, eh?

Check out my biscuit container (cookie jar):

cat/mouse jar picture

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:42, archived)

is that a chocolate hob nob?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:45, archived)

No, actually - although the dark ones are good - it is a fruit and nut Fox's Crunch. One face is chocolate covered, as with the HobNob.

I recommend them - they are chunky, yet slightly chewy. Not too dry, but without the tendency to go soggy.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:49, archived)

Of course, to get really posh, I could have filled it with Borders tray baked dark chocolate gingers.

Or perhaps those orange chocolate Duchy biscuits.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:51, archived)

i'm not fond of ginger

unless it's thinly sliced, pickled and served with wasabi on smoked salmon nigiri

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:54, archived)

I fukcing love ginger som uch I can't spell.

mmmm a moscow mule would fcuking rock my cock right now.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:57, archived)

oh god damn i just want some ginger nuts at the minute

enough i'll even live with the inevitable jokes

(

boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:59, archived)

Ginger anything,

even women.

Well I say that, not ALL of them.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:00, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww

catherine tate.
that is all.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:03, archived)

Isla Fischer

Amy Nuttal
BOOM HEADSHOT

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:11, archived)

amy nuttall has a face like a shoe

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:14, archived)

Cleopatra

FATALITY

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:20, archived)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:28, archived)

Apparently a ginger.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:29, archived)

ah, right

she was bald anyway, they all were

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:37, archived)

No but most of them

Well, some of them.

(

boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:05, archived)

ginger beer is a different matter

i do love a good moscow mule

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:03, archived)

Not if it's made properly

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:25, archived)

surely

it's even nicer when made properly?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:29, archived)

I meant that it's not a different matter if it's made properly

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:30, archived)

ah, right

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:38, archived)

i may have to buy some

i'm not much of a biscuit eater, but i love fox's classics, so another type of fox's biscuit is sure to be delicious!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:52, archived)

I give you...

www.simonsheridan.co.uk/jammie/

(

benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:06, archived)

God were too soft on them two

Running around naked
Talking with snakes
Juggling apples

No wonder he snapped in the end.

(

boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:42, archived)

Sounds rather h'edenistic

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:08, archived)

*CLICK*

just pure funny!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:47, archived)

why thank you

(

benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:36, archived)

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:58, archived)

That's only 8

The one in the back is its tail and it's been dragging it through wet leaves.

(

boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:59, archived)

See the lengths that 8ists will go to in order to try and discredit 9opian creed?

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:01, archived)

See the lengths to which *believers*

will deny and distort the facts?

(

boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:04, archived)

There is no evidence behind your "Facts"

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:06, archived)

There are no facts behind your "Evidence"

And on that note I've got to go to bed.

SO I WIN THE ARGUMENT BY DEFAULT.

(

boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:09, archived)

But science tells you NO!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:01, archived)

Science is merely another belief.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:02, archived)

It just happens to have a lot more proof.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:08, archived)

Only in the eyes of the Science priests.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:11, archived)

ill pop this here

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:19, archived)

delurk

(darkwavepunk, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)

Fuck off you with your talent and your pencils.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)

Hey, I'm old...

"Profile for darkwavepunk: # a member for 7 years, 1 month and 26 days"

You're lucky it wasn't a cave painting of a cock ;)

(darkwavepunk, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)

It was a backhanded insult. If you read it again you'll see I called you talented.

And that you had pencils.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)

I stand corrected...

said the man in the orthopedic shoes

(darkwavepunk, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)

fuck off you with your talent and your orthopedic shoes

(

valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)

fuck off with your fuck off.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:57, archived)

wait when did they start posting pictures on /talk?

(

Jorvic, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:07, archived)

do a cavepainting of a cock!

do it do it do it do it

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:33, archived)

i'm not sure what's going on here

but i like it.
that octopus looks like it's broken one of its knitting needles

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)

It's even got the right number of tentacles

I counted just to make sure.

(

spesh., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)

I count 9.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)

Put yours away.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)

If you count the tips, not the shafts, there's 9.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)

Is there?

Fuck. I've forgotten how to count.

(

spesh., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)

don't worry

counting shafts gets me all flustered too

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)

Wrong.

You must be counting that other tentacle type thing emerging from behind the inappropriate head.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)

number 9 isn't a tentacle

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

It's long thin and has suckers.

Coming from a concealed point of origin the logicial deduction is that it comes from the ~~octosquid~~ squidipus, which has lots of long thin things with suckers.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)

Nonosquid

(

Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)

I was merging the word octopus and squid, but yes you are correct.

I am changing octosquid to squidipus.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)

it's more snakelike than tentacular

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)

It looks like a road to me, from the castle.

It doesn't have suckers, but central markers, as a road would.

GAME, SET, AND CHECKMATE!

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)

But they're not thin enough to be central markers. And roads are dark and the markers light, not the other way around.

And they're rounded. They're suckers.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:34, archived)

The suckers are concentric rings, the road markings are filled rounded rectangles.

The proportions are artistic, not realistic.

To be fair, though, I don't care :)

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)

I was right,

9 clearly isn't an octopus tentacle as it doesn't have suction pads. Just rectangular black bits.
I DEMAND A FULL WRITTEN MISPELLED APOLOGY!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

^ this

The apology to be written in Urdu too pls.

(

spesh., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)

You see rectangles, I see suckers.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)

One born every minute

(

Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)

YOU SEE WRONG.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)

I'm happy in my faith.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)

i'm happy in a bath full of maltesers

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)

Oh no, that would be horrible. They would melt, and chocolate would be EVERYWHERE.

Oh. Oh, I see.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:25, archived)

and before they melt

they give a delightful massage effect

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:26, archived)

*Invades*

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)

conspiracy!!

(

Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)

word

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:25, archived)

*Disputes the mouth/tentacle*

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)

Octopus denier!

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)

Oh, right. I should have read this first, see above.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)

Looks like the road to hell

Headman is obviously fearing the daily commute to work, chess games and jester poles. Obviously.

(

Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

Wow this is brilliant!

(

ClanSoul, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)

not as good as my latest masturpiece though

(

ClanSoul, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)

fuck, the vagina looks like a monkey's mouth on its side

and the penis looks kind of like one of those fish from mario

(

ClanSoul, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)

my mouth looks nothing like a vagina!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)

I have to say

Although I like your sense of proportion, the colouring is all wrong.

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)

I did a drawling.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)

Phwooar

Though he looks like he's got some congenital disease that gives him a lack of forehead. I can't remember what it's called in English but it's Froschkopf in German.

(

boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

Foreheads are overrated.

Shoulders are back in fashion now.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)

Damn it, I'm never fashionable

Just when I start to lose my hair, foreheads aren't in fashion.

(

boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)

If you're having a shit picture thread then I want in

(

Shlvng, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)

just beautiful

(

ClanSoul, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)

nice platforms

(

spesh., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)

hahaha

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:22, archived)

iron crabs? where's the point in that?

you can't eat an iron crab

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)

Phantom Crab?

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)

no!

phantom crabs make a far too ethereal meal!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:29, archived)

Silver Crab?

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:29, archived)

So shiny!

Also: what a lot of crabs you've got!

(

Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:35, archived)

Much better than phantom crab. Fuck "The Phantom" - he is a superhero without superpowers! Even Batman has gadgets...

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:36, archived)

Couldn't he summon the power of 10 tigers

or some other wank?

(

Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:38, archived)

Maybe. There was a film with him on TV tonight, and I watched about 5 mins.

Come to think of it, he did summon a dog to help him in a fight. That was mildly lame.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:44, archived)

He was pretty strong, he had guns

but he had a fucking ring with a skull that could scar you. BADASS MOTHERFUCKER. TAKE THAT YOU UNBLEMISHED BASTARD!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:45, archived)

*ahem*

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:38, archived)

Excellent touch on the BatCrab logo!

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:43, archived)

I genuinely didn't expect anyone to notice or

understand that :)

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:47, archived)

i like this one

although inedible, silver crab makes a fine jewellery item

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)

Yes, yes he does.

Sort of hard to capture though.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:48, archived)

I like his crabby style. And his serious facial expression.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:26, archived)

Awesome.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)

You have a worrying amount of lovely lovely crabs

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Shlvng, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:33, archived)

YEAH

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boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:28, archived)

that is the best image of a seal pigeon pooing that I have ever seen

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Shlvng, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)

isn't it just.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:31, archived)

I cheated

It's filtered.

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boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:36, archived)

What kind of bastardry?!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:49, archived)

The trials of the modern world of art

A bit of posterising, a quick oil painting filter, a touch of unsharp mask, and then this fine photo of a seal pigeon shitting becomes a superb picture of a seal pigeon shitting.

You can't trust artists anymore. Whom can you trust? :( Certainly not the people who taught me grammar because I'm buggered if I know whether that "whom" should be "who" or "whom". You trust *in* someone, so it's probably in dative, so it would be whom. Yeah. YEAH.

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boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:57, archived)

Good artists copy

Great artists hide their sources

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:59, archived)

Even better ones lie about it

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boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:00, archived)

the wry grin and the satisfied squint suggest that the animal has selected a target

and is confident that the payload will deploy successfully.

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Shlvng, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:50, archived)

It's on that naked lady's boobs

Any bird would be pleased with that.

This one missed:

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boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:52, archived)

She is glum because she was born with a malformed cloaca

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Shlvng, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:04, archived)

Probably comes from a childhood spent

eating leftover chips from substandard chippies

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boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:06, archived)

That could also explain the ingrained smears of chipfat on her upper bill and forefeathers

THIS IS SCIENCE

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Shlvng, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:12, archived)

Booooooooooobs!

Edit: Goddamn motherfucking photobucket deleting my boobs! Yes, I kow it's my fault for using the stupid site.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)

NOT BADLY DRAWN ENOUGH

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ClanSoul, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:22, archived)

Sorry

Is this better?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)

Much :D

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ClanSoul, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:57, archived)

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:07, archived)

Hi cockalorum!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:33, archived)

yes, they are, aren't they?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)

DREAD CTHULU COMETH!

That is fantastic. I was going to repost in this thread but I don't want to sully it, so instead I'll just say how brilliant it is.

Is that an old-style milk bottle in Cthulu's tentacle?

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boris the spider, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)

Didn't want to sully it?

Hahahaha oh I feel slightly ashamed now.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:38, archived)

*You* feel ashamed?

Look what you made me do!

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boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:40, archived)

The cork popping out of the bottle tells me

that was some wild party!

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:56, archived)

Inappropriate face is giving me FEAR.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)

Nice stuff. A Q&D colourizing of it.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)

Fuck.

Good job!

/Sega Bass Fishing

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:33, archived)

awesome

That's damn cool. What tool did you use to do that? I stick with pens and pencils as I'm a Luddite.

(darkwavepunk, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:34, archived)

Pshop. But most any image editor can do it.

Use color layers and paint on it. Setup can help, I used four
layers set at different opacities for that. Goes really quickly
once you know how the colours will end up when placed in.
That's actually the only hard part. Glad you like it.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:41, archived)

Utterly brilliant

Especially given how quickly you did it

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boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)

this thread fucking rules

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:35, archived)

This is epic but a little bit scary.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:16, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:19, archived)

Heh. Thanks.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:36, archived)

Look what you've started with your ambiguous tentacles!!!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:19, archived)

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