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# can we get some suction please, Nurse?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 19:33, archived)
# Does he have a name
liek Facemelt or is it just Toht?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 20:29, archived)
# Arnold Ernst Toht is his screen name
I like Toht, it's punchy!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 20:35, archived)
# Bleedbase
OBV
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 2:48, archived)
# skillz and originality
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 21:15, archived)
# Decay on right molar.
:D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 21:30, archived)
# Oooeew
That's gonna need a filling
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 21:52, archived)
# *never goes to dentist again*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 21:59, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:41, archived)
# OH YES!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:53, archived)
# I like seeing this man's face in different funny situations.
Also: those two men from the keep-fit website. More of them too, please.

This is a golden age.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 18:02, archived)
# ^this
ffs
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 18:13, archived)
# The meme that brought people back, who had already fucked off, to moan like fuck.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 18:26, archived)
# It's almost as if loads of users are still reading the board, but no-one can be bothered to type anything
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 18:29, archived)
# Diffusion of responsibility.
Let's just watch the cunt drown.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 18:34, archived)
# my favourite part of b3ta these days
is the people moaning about the people who don't come here except to moan about the people who can't be bothered to do anything except moan about the people who can do nothing but moan about the people who moan about the people who can't be bothered to do anything but moan about the people who can't be bothered to moan about the people who can't be bothered to moan about the people who can't be bothered to moan about the people who can't be bothered to do anything but moan about the people who don't do anything but moan about people moaning.

Of course, I'm only saying that because I can't be bothered to contribute anymore.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 23:48, archived)
# That's funny. If only there were a way to convey such joy via the medium of coloured pixels.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 0:02, archived)
# Gayshift killed b3ta etc
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 18:57, archived)
# etc
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 19:33, archived)
# etc
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 1:56, archived)
# WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE BEERS?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 20:30, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 23:42, archived)
# hahahah oh yes!
That's ace that is
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 21:19, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 21:28, archived)
# There is no Zule, only Toht
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 22:08, archived)
# Gonna need a bigger toht?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:35, archived)
# i am trying and failing to explain to my father why i'm sitting at the table, giggling like a loon.
i hope you lot are happy.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:37, archived)
# haha
good stuff.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 20:31, archived)
# oh Olly, you've got it all over you
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:35, archived)
# this is another fine mess
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:36, archived)
# what he said^
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:38, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:40, archived)
# oh that's a beauty!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:38, archived)
# That is genuinely b3ta
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 18:58, archived)
# ACES!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 7:13, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:27, archived)
# haha
I don't think I'll have what he's having.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:38, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:39, archived)
# He's got a great bedside manner...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:41, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 18:55, archived)
# hahahah so so wrong
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 21:20, archived)
# Congrats!
It's a furry vag with blood! XD
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 22:11, archived)
#
Breeders and Bleeders
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 2:42, archived)
# Tohtal Recall
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:50, archived)
# i foresee many more of these
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:53, archived)
# Ahh, just beat me to it :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:54, archived)
# haha, just looks like old man bukakke
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 20:32, archived)
# hah!
it does now you mention it
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 0:27, archived)
# John McCririck?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:58, archived)
# oh i fucking wish
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:21, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:09, archived)
# awesome :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:10, archived)
# www.mictoboy.co.uk
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:13, archived)
# hooray!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:21, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:27, archived)
# amazing work!
:D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:32, archived)
# Cor!
(bett)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:34, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:39, archived)
# Well it's goodnight from him.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 18:23, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:12, archived)
# fucking christ
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:22, archived)
# Right, I see a pattern here
if you don't have enough blood, it is basically a cumshot on glasses
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 20:32, archived)
# Fuck
hahaha
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 21:31, archived)
# haha brill
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 7:14, archived)
# Chas, CHAS!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:50, archived)
# Gerroff!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:19, archived)
# The Toht just keeps on giving!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:28, archived)
# pff
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:28, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:54, archived)
# HAHA!
"That's when I started my drinking problem.."
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:55, archived)
# dammit, now i REALLY want a lilt!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:55, archived)
# this is getting ridiculous
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:06, archived)
# Haha
:D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:08, archived)
# :D nice lip
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:10, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:15, archived)
# yes! Here's the original
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:17, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:27, archived)
# I fucking knew this was bindun
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 18:21, archived)
#
but only recently and very badly. and it was mofaha who thought to run with it. wish i had gif skills, and more than just paint and a tiny touch pad thingy. yay for cheap lenovos!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 19:18, archived)
# Toht's amaze
:D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:08, archived)
# Hahaha
Here comes the Lilt man! - www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBJmw6ke17c
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:21, archived)
# Teatime!

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:48, archived)
# One less cat.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:55, archived)
# I reckon it might still win
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:57, archived)
# "come at me, you flying cunt!"
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:58, archived)
# but it's not teatime
it's tohtime

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:15, archived)
# Pffffft!
Inevitable.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:20, archived)
# What is this face from?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:23, archived)
# a kitten
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:29, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:30, archived)
# yay!
face is from the melting nazi in raiders of the lost ark
his name is Toht
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:32, archived)
# Ah yeh ta Mr Moley
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:33, archived)
# Squee!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 19:25, archived)
# It will never work
OH!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 21:32, archived)
#
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2ZpsbGr7s8
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 19:58, archived)
# KILL IT WITH FIRE AND BOILING PISS!!!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 17:38, archived)
# Kitten ftw
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] You in danger girl!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:26, archived)
# this is much funnier than it should be
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:43, archived)
# Time for Tohtitubbies!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:49, archived)
# haha
Compo it!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:22, archived)
# ;)
\o/
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:23, archived)
# Borgies!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:07, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:10, archived)
# YES
also, they're models, so hardly enough on them to be worth breaking down for spares
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:36, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:08, archived)
# haha
excellent.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:36, archived)
# Is this what we do now?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:49, archived)
# Morning LOLs
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:54, archived)
# that's one sharp-edged fan
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:56, archived)
# hahaha, which is worse? :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:31, archived)
# ^ this
:)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:06, archived)
# So, anyone spliced this into a pie fight scene yet? :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:41, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:05, archived)
# Flick and Helga are apparently still touring
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Gibson

Ooh ooh ohh, they've made a replacement for Google Search :

www.askflick.com/
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:15, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:07, archived)
# WINNAR!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:24, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:39, archived)
# I am harping on about the Conservative manifesto again


Click for bigger (221 kb)

Well, you didn't think the money was going to be spent on nurses, did you?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:11, archived)
# It's certainly not going on keeping hospitals open
Welwyn QE2 shut its A&E today
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:12, archived)
# Obviously no demand. Not enough people having accidents.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:15, archived)
# I'd go see that
sounds rather good
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:43, archived)
# More people need to harp on about this

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Helloooooo...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:52, archived)
# i say, jolly good show
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:55, archived)
# :D
:)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:16, archived)
# Oooh Yesh!
:D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:09, archived)
# Ta Q!
:D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:17, archived)
# This is top shelf
Just fantastic :D :D :D :D :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:11, archived)
#
F-f-f-f-f-f-ffffff-FIIIIIRRRRRRE
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:18, archived)
# Yes, it's fairly well lit
Someone get a fire extinguisher! ;)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:36, archived)
# Cheers!
:D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:16, archived)
# ding dong!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:40, archived)
# Avon calling!
;)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:17, archived)
# Hot Shop!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:54, archived)
# Cheers my friend!
:D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:40, archived)
#

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:41, archived)
# Don't do that, the universe might implode.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 19:35, archived)
# check me out
FIT
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:11, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:18, archived)
# Well, well, well...
who do we have here?

Hope you're well.
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 3:00, archived)
# hahaha wow
that must have been one hell of a bang from the christmas cracker
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:43, archived)
# b3tans are freaks, apparently
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:44, archived)
# FREAK!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:45, archived)
# :-o
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:15, archived)
# Yeah you!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:21, archived)
# *gulps*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:59, archived)
# attribution on the internet!
how rare
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:55, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Great Moley :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:45, archived)
# Haha, that is pretty damn close :D
The jaunty paper party hat just makes it all the better :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:47, archived)
# superb
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:48, archived)
# Excellent. A new meme has appeared while I've been on my jollies! *waves baguettes at b3ta*
Presume Busey has had this treatment?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:01, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:47, archived)
# YAY!
Turkey's a tad hot still
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:09, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:13, archived)
# "Some day my prince will . . ."
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:25, archived)
# dear god!
is there no end to the depths of your depravity?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] b3tards memorial repost thread!


This weeks theme - superheroes! Or anything really.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:34, archived)
# does anyone else's go past 50 pages or is that the search limit?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:38, archived)
# mine only goes up to 15
Haven't posted as many pictures as I'd thought - it's definitely got my earliest post-lurk stuff
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:45, archived)
# Dunno. Is anyone ever going to recover UKDragon though?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:47, archived)
# Trek Wars!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:41, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:43, archived)
# Superbaby
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:41, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:43, archived)
# That got a genuine giggle
Now better nuke it from orbit.

Just to be rid of the smell for good.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:49, archived)
# hahahaha
Excellent!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:08, archived)
# That did make me chuckle. Gets a click from me
*clicks*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:29, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:44, archived)
# Super(b)!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:56, archived)
# entirely more credible
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:00, archived)
# very good!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:38, archived)
# wonderful
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 18:22, archived)
# Found this on a hunt through the internet archive (not mine)

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:35, archived)
# Ten years
These days you get less for murder...

:D Thanks lovelies, it's been fun so far.

Now here's your CDC

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:06, archived)
# Happy Ten Candles!!
:D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:16, archived)
# And what better way to celebrate than with cocks?
Thanks everyone! I love youse all!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:50, archived)
# Congratulations cobbler.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:23, archived)
# Hapy b3taday!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:37, archived)
# That is truly a thing.. of beauty
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:16, archived)
# happy b3taday!
:D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:43, archived)
# happy hot wax
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:52, archived)
# The big one ohh!
Happy candles! :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:10, archived)
# Happy double figures fellow aussie!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:37, archived)
# Thanks mate :)
*glee*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:43, archived)
# MASSIVE HAPPY CANDLES!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:47, archived)
# do the deca-dance!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:01, archived)
# beautiful
happy candles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:32, archived)
# Happy waxfaceday Angelcock!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:44, archived)
# Happyb3day
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:08, archived)
# happy b3taday
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:34, archived)
# 'ave a rockin' day mate!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:48, archived)
# Merry candles :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:14, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:06, archived)
# well done, keep at it
(I fixed your link it was 404'ing)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:32, archived)
# bravo
is today an anniversary?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:57, archived)
# YAY!
it's been about 22 years for me.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:09, archived)
# Always knew they were a grouchy lot?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:44, archived)
# Super herb!!
:D *click*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:51, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:11, archived)
# hahaha
just noticed this, he's great!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:58, archived)
# Cheers Moley
:D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:11, archived)
# cannot unsee!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:38, archived)
# hahaha
My work here is done! :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:50, archived)

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