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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 11:27, archived)
# mmm, garlic and herb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 11:28, archived)
# NO
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 11:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 11:48, archived)
# wow
WOW
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 12:45, archived)
# Tubgirling through a dog
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 12:57, archived)
# DID SIK
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 13:18, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 13:20, archived)
# Finger-Lickin' good!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 11:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 12:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 13:20, archived)
# Weeuurgh.
Cheesey Chedge.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 13:28, archived)
# Come get some...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 10:28, archived)
# Young thin man becomes old and fat
nothing wrong with that.
(waxdart hello., Tue 9 Jun 2015, 10:51, archived)
# Tell me about it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 10:52, archived)
# Have you ever actually seen a human face?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 11:08, archived)
# I read recently that Segal
is a massive bell-end on set. This doesn't surprise me somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 13:20, archived)
# Well he certainly is massive
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] What can possibly go wrong...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] threadjack - this is not photoshopped
but it is relevant to Bad Sponsors compo



via twitter.com/VirginMoney/status/608182215395131392
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 9:47, archived)
# In the spirit of all this, I'd like Richard Branson's personal guarantee that GCHQ won't kick down my front door when I use it to buy large quantites of fertiliser and electronic timers.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 9:57, archived)
# are you trying to build bombs
or grow massive amounts of marihuana?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 10:07, archived)
# FFS sake Manuel
now NONE of the comments will be about my shit picture :(
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 10:08, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 10:10, archived)
#
Don't know what I want
But I know how to get it
Just stick it on my card and pay off the credit
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 11:14, archived)
# I seem to remember
Virgin certainly loved anarchy when they sponsored the compo that time.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 11:38, archived)
# Born Different
same bailiffs coming to repossess the shit you bought
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 9 Jun 2015, 11:56, archived)
# DG
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 12:23, archived)
# sympathy reply
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 10:10, archived)
# YAY
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 10:12, archived)
# Nice Pic..... But as we are thread jacking....
I just saw this picture on a LinkedIn article and it gave me the fear!! What have you done to me B3ta!!

(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 9 Jun 2015, 10:22, archived)
# alice in netherland?
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 9 Jun 2015, 10:42, archived)
# Alice through the Looking Ass?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 11:12, archived)
# Its good
But not as good as Robs threadjack
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 11:35, archived)
# ^WSS
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 12:24, archived)
# :(
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Blatantly copying your idea
(I helped save b3ta! hulver is wrist-deep in his own hoop, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 16:13, archived)
# Hahahaha oh shit that shouldn't be as funny as it is!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 16:51, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 9:08, archived)
[challenge entry] hahah - and I shall shamelessly do this:
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 12:56, archived)
# The Anne Frank APP?!?
>Parp<
You farted. The Gestapo officer heard.

GAME OVER
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 17:52, archived)
# made this 4 u lot lol cheers
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 9:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 9:03, archived)
# Shopped images only please
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 9:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha
This is total genius my tiptop matey. I hope your kids are well. :DDDDD
*huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 9:11, archived)
# Gazing the mods about you horrid /calendar bullies.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jun 2015, 9:24, archived)
# This unfunny in-joke, which pokes fun at another unfunny in-joke, is well lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 11:16, archived)
# To Sir With Love.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 2:11, archived)
# Confusing pedrophiles everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Jun 2015, 2:46, archived)
# Those school girl Dres...
geddit?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 2:55, archived)
# no sir
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 2:59, archived)
# w/luv
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 3:13, archived)
# oh
*feels silly*
/hermit
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Jun 2015, 3:22, archived)
# old fart
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 3:44, archived)
# lol you're the oldest one on here and we all know it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 3:53, archived)
# u r so old lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 3:54, archived)
# hahaha OLD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 3:54, archived)
# alright grandad (i.e. old)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 3:55, archived)
# born 1962
You?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 4:12, archived)
# THAT'S NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS OLD MAN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 4:15, archived)
# :((
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 4:15, archived)
# Pedro, let's not compare ages, it's simply not important
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 4:16, archived)
# legs look like beef jerkey
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 4:19, archived)
# Well, turkey jerkey maybe.
Last week my wife was wondering what I'd look like with a beard, I've never grown one past 3 or 4 days before and that was a long time ago.
So here we are on day 6. And yeah, it turns out I'm officially a fucking greybeard.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 4:26, archived)
# I started one back in march, and it makes me look so much more handsome
I didn't think that was possible.
Mine is also white
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 4:30, archived)
# So I see you're trying to make yours sound like something sexy
instead of a tangled nest of old man's pubes stuck to your face. If I decide to keep mine I'll have to get some pointers from you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 4:43, archived)
# ^gay for Pedro
tiem for sleep
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Jun 2015, 4:54, archived)
# some of mine ARE pointy,
I shall send you the clippings
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 11:52, archived)
# so
/too drunk to care
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Jun 2015, 4:52, archived)
# that wall needs pointing
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 3:18, archived)
# Its completely spalling
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Jun 2015, 3:23, archived)
# ok I'm pointing at it what now
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 3:56, archived)
# don't move your finger
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 4:26, archived)
# I didn't realize this was full-time when I applied for the position
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 4:28, archived)
# heehee
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 9:54, archived)
# it's a play on words
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 13:22, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 14:08, archived)
#


Click for bigger (87 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Jun 2015, 23:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Jun 2015, 0:21, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 9 Jun 2015, 0:23, archived)
# There was the story...
...told by Jasper Carrott of an F1 car sponsored by Durex...which was photographed in the pits with a burst tyre...worrying...
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 22:45, archived)
#
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbnkY1tBvMU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 22:54, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't know if...
...this pea is right for the Challenge, but I haven't posted in weeks anyway...


(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 21:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 21:58, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 22:02, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 8 Jun 2015, 23:38, archived)
# =)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 12:27, archived)
# Oh Wow!
My first evah FP! And on my (53rd) birthday, too!

"I'd like to thank my manager, the catering staff, Jesus, Mr & Mrs Longbottom at the launderette, any anyone else who knows me" (falls out of dress)...
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 21:21, archived)
# Stormtroopers, worst aim in the galaxy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:21, archived)
# wee or spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:21, archived)
# do you spunk over toilets?
/talk are weirder than I thought
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:23, archived)
# hahahaha yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:25, archived)
# Honestly I tell you lot that people are brute forcing others passwords and are using old accounts and now deleting people's posts and you do nothing and blame /talk, take a look at the needy nonce wing you pricks
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:29, archived)
# Not really a talk thing
just didn't realise it was wee wee at first
top arts!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:30, archived)
# You've drawn gloppy piss
(waxdart hello., Tue 9 Jun 2015, 10:53, archived)
# use the faucet Luke....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:26, archived)
# If he was having a shit he'd be a stormpooper hahahahaha fucklift
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:50, archived)
# Haha :D
EDIT: Nice sink
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 21:02, archived)
# I bet you aren't laughing in real life you dirty vile sycophant
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 21:05, archived)
# *click*
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 8 Jun 2015, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Woof
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:11, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:13, archived)
# You're a mod, can you stop /talk ruining this site
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:13, archived)
# yeah this one is okay, I mean it's not brilliant but at least it's a sort of proper little joke and nicely executed. You're welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:21, archived)
# I'll be your dawg........
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:26, archived)
# Too orangey and I don't like the font.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:29, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 21:16, archived)
# Lippy Hedren
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 21:31, archived)
# Look it's that fella you lot think is funny but isn't on a can of strong lager!!! Hahahaha FP THIS YEAH? Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:05, archived)
# hahah nice 1 m8
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:06, archived)
# ahahaha!!! clicketty poos
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:09, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:11, archived)
# lolington mess :)
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:12, archived)
# This is dumb for even your Talk/efforts
Show some respect to those who still have some time and love this place. If you don't like it then stop whining and feck off and leave us alone from your childish pranks.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:14, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:17, archived)
# he'
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:17, archived)
# If you don't like it the'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:20, archived)
# get out of the kitche'
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:24, archived)
# AHAHAHlolol
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:51, archived)
# I hope all users in this thread are b&
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:25, archived)
# Me too mate
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:28, archived)
# This is definitely nearly as funny as a South Park avatar generator.
(gordon spamsey, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:33, archived)
# shambo
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:33, archived)
# word up
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:52, archived)
# Can everyone quickly nip over to /talk and leave a swearword, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:40, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:40, archived)
# only if it is a creative swear word like twunt or summat
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:41, archived)
# How do I cocking swear?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:44, archived)
# "Cream my back!"
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:01, archived)
# Oh very nice!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 1:23, archived)
# Wrong can.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:17, archived)
# Fuck off back to talk you unfunny prick
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:19, archived)
# Good one, you're obviously one of the ringleaders of the /talk trolls. Go back there and start an 'alright' thread or something and leave us boarders to our art.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:26, archived)
# I feel people need to be stepped for what has happened on here
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:19, archived)
# Peter is being deleted regularly. I hope Peter gets the help he needs.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:21, archived)
# It's a click from me!
(Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 18:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 18:07, archived)
# findus with a van right behind
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 8 Jun 2015, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Cos, lets face it, they dont throw 'em away. They mash 'em into the tuna real good.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't worry Tibet, enjoy the wonderful everyday...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:56, archived)
# My friend M


Scratch drawn with airbrush pencil and then a fair few other bits of witchcraft.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:24, archived)
# Lovely arts!
WOO! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:34, archived)
# Thank you
Took about 4 weeks all told.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:41, archived)
# She has the look of a young Linda Bellingham about her
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:47, archived)
# I won't say her age
but I did take a couple of years off her ;) Smooth skin is easier to paint.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:51, archived)
# *ahem*
check down there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:52, archived)
# Bloody hell!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:55, archived)
# might have been quicker to take one of the newfangled camera photography tjings :) very nice
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 21:00, archived)
# Don't be daft
That fad will never catch on
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 10:59, archived)
# That's rather woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:34, archived)
# Isn't as good as your
drawing of me. I've been using it as my passport photo for two years! :D
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Conversations at passport control must be interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 17:40, archived)
# I waft through
the likeness is uncanny!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 18:02, archived)
# witchcraft is right, that's excellent
reminds me a little of a young linda bellingham
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:40, archived)
# Thanks Smashy
What I mean by witchcraft is that I cheat; I couldn't do it on canvas with paint. There is no blur tool in real life (unless you count vodka).
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:46, archived)
# i always count vodka!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:52, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:56, archived)
# Does M live in the clouds?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:41, archived)
# The USA, so close enough.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:44, archived)
# Complete with trademark Errant Hair.
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:49, archived)
# It's my sig!
Every single hair in that pic was hand drawn with the pencil tool, one pixel wide. It takes forever, but is strangely satisfying.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:55, archived)
# Looks nothing like Robert de Niro
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:55, archived)
# wonky eyed slag
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:57, archived)
# Art critics
are always the worst.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 17:00, archived)
# But what about the picture?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 17:28, archived)
# Clearly not a Royal!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 17:40, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 17:56, archived)
# Splendiferously terrifluent.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:27, archived)
# Hahaha. I get this joke. It's very funny. Most people won't get it and will just think somebody has done colouring in on top of a picture.
(gordon spamsey, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:35, archived)
# Why do I always
seem to pick a day when /talk is bored with even itself?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:44, archived)
# Yer /talk are cunts, none of them have ever done anything on this site, bunch of pricks
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:00, archived)
# I didn't say that
/talk is part of B3ta, always was for as long as I've been here. But their brand of interaction is unique. I don't know why they are deliberately offensive, or what fun they derive from it. But this is B3ta and I accept it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:06, archived)
# B3ta has always had am edge, Im sure Ive always pointed out I think your pictures are unfunny shit
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:12, archived)
# I agree they are unfunny 99% of the time.
But some people like them nonetheless. I did have a front page with a very sick joke about Katy Price, but don't let reality get in your way of starting an argument. If you are hoping for a flounce for your entertainment, you are really barking up the wrong tree.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:18, archived)
# Not me, I was rather hoping that you would realise that these are qftw posters not talk, but Nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:23, archived)
# I apologise Mongy
I rarely venture to either, so I don't know the difference. I just know you happen to be a /talker who enjoys mischief.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:28, archived)
#
mischief fingering dogs
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:34, archived)
# I'm ambidextrous
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:29, archived)
# Your being a dick
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:34, archived)
# It's this sort of behaviour that has turned b3ta from a 'humor' website into a refuge for snide cowards
you've probably never met a lady as nice as TSL in your life which is why you have to spend your days on here bullying her like a schoolyard jock and even if you did meet one they'd probably find you repuslive
(ian rush's inadequate flushes, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:25, archived)
# Oh Hi shambles, or whoever else is now busting old accounts
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:31, archived)
# You can't even except that you're wrong.
If we met face to face you'd probably be a simpering little boy.
(ian rush's inadequate flushes, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:38, archived)
# I don't get it, soz, Ive never used qftw
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:45, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:31, archived)
# It's not really a talk thing.
It's just that in the olden days before it turned into a rubbish version of deviant art they used to say "Jokes are better than technique." so I just assumed it was a clever joke and pretended I understood so that I'd look clever in front of the cool kids.
(gordon spamsey, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:13, archived)
# I take your point
and fair comment. But I made the popular page. Post away and knock me off it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:22, archived)
# Nice, hope you don't mind, I've made a few small improvements
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:40, archived)
# fp this immediately
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:01, archived)
# !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:06, archived)
# Helloooooo...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 15:37, archived)
# Sup "E.R." Man.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 15:51, archived)
# I see what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 15:53, archived)
#
Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 18:11, archived)
# is it a bird? is it a plane? no! it's superclooney!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 15:52, archived)
# Isn't he that actor chappie who married the internationally acclaimed human rights lawyer?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:13, archived)
# nah, it's stuart, he works in rumbelows
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:16, archived)
# Coffee pods!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:36, archived)
# That's bloody good!
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] No 'shopping required!
(albie.one, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] They also serve the starving!

(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:32, archived)
# Thought of this last night


Please tell me I'm the first.....
(BatFastardUK, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 14:43, archived)
# this is shite, next please
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 14:44, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 14:45, archived)
# I hope this one isn't me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 14:55, archived)
# stop flooding the board
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 14:56, archived)
# Same
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 17:41, archived)
# Three hour Plissken
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 13:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 13:53, archived)
# that is fucking brilliant
looks just like hoss delgado
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 13:54, archived)
# Teeeeeth... Oh
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 14:00, archived)
# Lovely work sir!
WOO *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 14:10, archived)
# Ace that is :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 14:14, archived)
# rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 14:38, archived)
# I LOVED The Warriors!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 14:38, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 18:24, archived)
[challenge entry] http://southpark.cc.com/avatar
Random!
(gordon spamsey, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 13:33, archived)
# /links board is that way >
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 13:36, archived)
# Any account with no posts is an account that Dr shambolic has brute forced the password of, fyi, lols bye shambles
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 13:40, archived)
# you are SUCH a teacher's pet
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 13:53, archived)
# It's the only way I get good grades
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 14:07, archived)
# A+
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 14:55, archived)
# Competition winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 13:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 13:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
a thing of beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 13:50, archived)
# That's not a dog
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 14:55, archived)
# when you say random do you mean odd?
random =/= odd
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 14:37, archived)
# I bet it's not even all that odd, in the scheme of things.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 14:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 14:51, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 14:54, archived)
# Random indeed!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 14:55, archived)
# thanks gordon
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 14:57, archived)
# This is shit and you're a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 14:58, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 18:24, archived)
# I made this for you gordon, this is how I imagine you look gordon, I hope you don't mind gordon
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 15:07, archived)
# That's our shambles
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 15:25, archived)
# that's uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 15:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 15:16, archived)
# megabelm!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 15:20, archived)
#




(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 15:25, archived)
# to the popular page!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 15:32, archived)
#



(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 15:50, archived)
# Ooh, nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:15, archived)

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