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[challenge entry] Eastwood.
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 18:47, archived)
# Eat? Would.
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 18:54, archived)
# I know what you're thinking - did I eat six skyrockets or just the five...
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 19:06, archived)
# Haha!
Excellent :)
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 19:58, archived)
[challenge entry] "I need your olives, your mushrooms and your mozarella....."
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 17:23, archived)
# You forgot to say '30 minutes or it's free'
*Blows smoke in face*
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 17:50, archived)
# don't worry - he'll be back
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 18:54, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 19:01, archived)
# doesn't handle hot tea in lap well though
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 20:06, archived)
# XD
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 20:48, archived)
# :D delivery guaranteed
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 17:50, archived)
# It's what he does
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 18:55, archived)
# it's kept him in shape too
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 22:23, archived)
# I might go back in time
and tell my 80s self that one day I shall have a better figure than Arnie.
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 23:49, archived)
# eh, sadly, in the end we all become but gaunt puddles of quivering mush upon a fragile frame
Then we expire and things get even worse.
(, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 1:21, archived)
# "Do you take Mastercard or cash?"
"Asta be Visa, baby."
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 18:42, archived)
# jusy dickwads of cash
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 18:54, archived)
# Ah, you forgot the free cola...
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 18:52, archived)
# Fanta la vista baby
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 18:54, archived)
# At least he's not the inhuman monster that is a Deliveroo cyclist...
Said by a city-centre cyclist...!
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 22:45, archived)
# Seemed an odd question but meh
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 14:09, archived)
# Arf!
Hello Omey!
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 14:15, archived)
# howdy FP !!
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 14:15, archived)
# if you don't have an STD, do they supply one?
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 14:37, archived)
# yes - orally
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 14:41, archived)
# that's a bit hard to swallow
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 14:52, archived)
# RUN, don't walk
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 15:43, archived)
# arf!
"i'm sorry, i'm afraid it's a bad case of footwings"
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 16:00, archived)
# from there it creeps upward
but its tolerable if you can handle excruciating pain
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 18:26, archived)
# depends which way you take it
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 16:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
They want to know EVERYTHING...
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 14:50, archived)
# as Hot Chocolate said "It started with a kiss..."
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 15:55, archived)
# pfft
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 14:56, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 16:13, archived)
# Were you joining up here?...
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 16:45, archived)
# {:-D
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 17:51, archived)
# I'll go onto that website "Have I got SDT.com"
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 18:04, archived)
# If you have to ask, you've got it.
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 18:23, archived)
# Tomorrow...!
I'll do it tomorrow...
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 22:46, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 16:33, archived)
# herpes isn't an STD (or an STI, to use the more common abbreviation)
(, Thu 1 Feb 2018, 15:02, archived)
# No doubt bindun, but had to get it out of my head
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 13:58, archived)
# New image challenge : role reversal?
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 14:02, archived)
# Good shout
(, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 4:00, archived)
# Mind the oranges, Marlon!
(, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 11:45, archived)
# definitely giving her the ol' fish finger
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 14:38, archived)
# Introducing the Trumpenmorgan
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 12:42, archived)
# awkward...
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 13:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 31 Jan 2018, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] meh--bedtime
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 4:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 0:14, archived)
# Winnar!
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 3:29, archived)
#
Thanks! Took me a while to choose the pencil width AND the colour. After that it was quite easy. Easier than expected for sure.
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 3:33, archived)
# Really?!?
not even 3 pubes/bollock
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 3:58, archived)
#
How much time do you think I have? I did consider putting in the extra time to include a couple of lobs of spunk, but again didn't really have the time.
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 4:08, archived)
# You miight ask PedroHin to do these things.
He secretly enjoys being someone's photoshop bitch. Anyone's, actually ;p
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 4:13, archived)
# Yet he made the effort to twist it axially by 90 degrees...!
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 22:50, archived)
# LOL
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 3:58, archived)
# Good job with the size ratios of the various body parts.
Looks spot on to me.
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 4:17, archived)
# I can't not like this
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 8:24, archived)
# It panes me to do this, Rhett
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Haven't intended to flood the board with my crap, but
I'm stuck at home for a while after a hospital stay :(
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 0:14, archived)
# 2 for one!
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 3:59, archived)
# good eye there
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 4:11, archived)
#
recuperate well LS
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 11:34, archived)
# Thank you, Sir
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 13:02, archived)
# Frankly, my dear, I couldn't give a slam
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 0:44, archived)
# *shutters* in fear
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 0:50, archived)
# Too paneful?
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 1:24, archived)
# yes, and I'll have stained glass
that wont clear up for a week. What a jamb I'm in.
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 1:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Gayshift yet?
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 19:21, archived)
# The Ron Jeremy we've all come to know and respect might be interested
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 21:48, archived)
# KØFFN


glad to see it's not tö sjoon.
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 16:29, archived)
# late, if anything
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 17:00, archived)
#
lol. yeah. I noticed that after scrølling down after pøsting.

bah.

good to know b3tans think alike.
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 17:10, archived)
# or too soon?
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 15:21, archived)
# Michael Jackson is looking well.
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 15:54, archived)
# The artist formerly known as Poisonous Purple Dwarf is looking well.
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 15:55, archived)
# Cate Blanchett is looking well.
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 15:58, archived)
# Elvira is looking, well, not too well
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 17:32, archived)
# Every goth I've ever seen
is looking well
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 17:44, archived)
# Too soon dood
You'll be posting princess Di pics next
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 21:20, archived)
# Princess 'die' pix? (gulp)
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Adjö, Ingvar.
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:24, archived)
# Insert part A in to hole in the ground B
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:25, archived)
# Wheel 'em out if ya got 'em...
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:28, archived)
#
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:28, archived)
# fin.
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:30, archived)
# These are all great
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:34, archived)
# Cheers.
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:39, archived)
# Ok
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:36, archived)
#
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#
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:39, archived)
# Great stuff.
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:40, archived)
# x
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:44, archived)
# Yes!
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:39, archived)
# i like this
and have taken the appropriate action
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 14:56, archived)
# Re insert both D&E part E&D
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 15:05, archived)
# Is he really dead or does he have a bit missing?
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 19:19, archived)
# He's only ill - lots of people spreading rumours.
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 19:39, archived)
#
ace
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Nora...
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 12:17, archived)
# Heheh
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 12:38, archived)
# True horror.
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:25, archived)
# Mr. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 16:35, archived)
# FP material :)
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 17:49, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] RIP Ingvar
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 12:02, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 11:52, archived)
#
While I'm pissing around trying to find a drawing of a handle you pip me to the post with a sketch of absolute awesomeness.

I take it you use a tablet for this stuff?
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 12:08, archived)
# yep, I've got an old 22" Wacom Cyntiq for work
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 12:10, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:30, archived)
# I came here for this.
And clearly was not disappointed.
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 16:06, archived)
# ^ Me too
Hahaha.
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Tenuous and not really extended, a bit like my...
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 11:13, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 14:51, archived)
# First official look at the new Mission Impossible film
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 8:17, archived)
#
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 9:53, archived)
# I take it that Tom is standing on a short woman's shoulders
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 12:37, archived)
# Seams legit.
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 21:25, archived)
# now wut
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 2:22, archived)
# Why don't they make a ratman franchise?
We have bat, spider, ant etc...
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 21:21, archived)
# sounds like a good idea for a sinister villain character
And let's not forget the crime-fighting DildoBoy (seen here in stealth-pope disguise)
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Say hello to my Rude Boy friend...
(, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 23:41, archived)
# well I thought it was good
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 21:48, archived)
# Damn son, that's a lot of bees.

CFB


Note: there is very little context to this, it's just a fake sponsor I made today as part of a podcast I'm working on.
(, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 23:34, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 0:41, archived)
# for the record, 10,000 bees do weigh roughly 2.4 pounds, and assuming they have a similar caloric content to crickets, they contain 4608kcal altogether.
I couldn't find any documentation about the specific caloric content of bees, however, so I welcome any corrections regarding this "fact".
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 1:16, archived)
#
do weigh roughly 2.4 pounds, and assuming they have a similar caloric content to crickets, they contain 4608kcal altogether. I couldn't find any documentation about the specific caloric content of bees, however, so I welcome any corrections regarding this "fact". when all you need is a wasp
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 1:24, archived)
# i enjoy wasps but bees are funnier
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 1:27, archived)
# I'm a hornet man myself.
Been on the hard stuff for years
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 2:33, archived)
# seriously don't inject hornets
they're a 2 on the schmidt heroin index so why even risk it
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 4:18, archived)
#
not even once
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 10:06, archived)
# Bee larvae are a delicacy in Japan (Hachinoko)
And lucky for us, they are popular enough to be a canned food, so come with an energy statement.
At 1046Kj (250Cal)/100gm, there are 10,460Kj in a kilogram of bees.

Full dietary breakdown can be found here, if you were wanting to know about any other bee-related dietary values: slism.com/calorie/111244/
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 4:22, archived)
# *shakes up can and puts it back in the fridge*
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 8:59, archived)
# Ive tried the diet version, it doesnt give you the same buzz
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 10:02, archived)
# NO!
No no no no no no no NO NO!
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 10:07, archived)
# alright "2 unlimited"
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 12:20, archived)
# diet bees made with low fat honey.
(, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 19:20, archived)

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