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(ozof, Wed 31 Jan 2018, 8:51, archived)

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DogHorse plop, Wed 31 Jan 2018, 14:07, archived)

(nraphael, Wed 31 Jan 2018, 6:15, archived)

I spent more time on the additions this time around. Specifically the addition of pubes and spunk. Concern was raised regarding my last submission - specifically the lack of the aforementioned attributes. I hope this submission goes some way to rectifying that oversight. Regards.

(nraphael, Wed 31 Jan 2018, 6:18, archived)

2 shades of magenta. Terrible.

But probably still better than 50 shades of grey.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 31 Jan 2018, 12:34, archived)

grrrr

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LS18, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 22:44, archived)

lube is the word

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LS18, Wed 31 Jan 2018, 0:14, archived)

I remember this place...before it was all fields!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 21:12, archived)

I remember when this was all of the gay robots

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 21:19, archived)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 21:22, archived)

*rubs thighs*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 21:43, archived)

lower case m posse represent

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 22:57, archived)

:) "a star wars story"?

(ozof, Wed 31 Jan 2018, 7:26, archived)

I think this fits in this thread :D

howdy folks I hope you're all well not been on here for yonks after missing my 10 year anniversary and getting the hump haha

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 31 Jan 2018, 11:39, archived)

that dreadful - and hallo!

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 31 Jan 2018, 22:46, archived)

No reason

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 20:48, archived)

excellent

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 20:49, archived)

Brilliant!

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 21:18, archived)

Classic

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lemonhead, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 21:30, archived)

Ace.

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 21:52, archived)

love it

edit; and insta FP well deserved :-)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 22:03, archived)

Tip top!

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 31 Jan 2018, 13:41, archived)

Just saw this on that there Twitter thing. Fantastic!

twitter.com/b3ta/status/958469713637597185 , fyi

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Feb 2018, 15:55, archived)

Crap editing

But I got bored.

(SteppenHerring Yes, I am quite fond of cheese, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 20:28, archived)

" "

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 21:42, archived)

Another fine mess

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 21:43, archived)

Meh...

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 20:25, archived)

a clicky for the tart, am hungry

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 31 Jan 2018, 22:47, archived)

Coming soon (hopefully).

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 30 Jan 2018, 18:35, archived)

I see the Trump piss story was corroborated by another source

Still, even if it is true I can’t see Putin using it now, even though his mark, Trump, was unable to remove the sanctions. It would make him look like the evil manipulator that he actually is, and Trump’s fall wouldn’t gain him much. It was a clever play, the old “Perestroika Pisstrap”, but there was too much heat for the blackmail to pay off

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 21:08, archived)

no reason

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 18:34, archived)

we insist on a reason

otherwise we'll flood you with crap ads like this:

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LS18, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 19:14, archived)

DO YOU DO A LEFT FOOTED VERSION?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 Jan 2018, 9:56, archived)

As luck would have it, we do

Oddly, though, they turn out to be a tad smaller

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LS18, Wed 31 Jan 2018, 10:44, archived)

Test subject.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 30 Jan 2018, 17:14, archived)

Simian sinuses treatment--get well soon

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LS18, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 19:34, archived)

I think Steammonk is for hipster poseurs

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 21:13, archived)

is he smoking one of those e-cigs?

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 22:15, archived)

Ape-Vape

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Flash_Bastard, Wed 31 Jan 2018, 1:15, archived)

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 16:17, archived)

Ahhh, a classic bit o'reflectoporn

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 18:33, archived)

Shady goings-on

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 21:51, archived)

someone really should

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LS18, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 15:28, archived)

Amazon rumoured to be getting in to the healthcare business

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 14:54, archived)

maybe porch pirates are to be blamed, er sumpin'

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LS18, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 15:37, archived)

"Sorry we missed you..."

after waiting at home for 14 hours

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 18:35, archived)

I had to wipe my tears of laughter away to write this

CLICK!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 1 Feb 2018, 18:28, archived)

Blowing smoke

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 30 Jan 2018, 11:16, archived)

i hope that's a sign that he's slowly cooking from the inside out

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 14:48, archived)

Pulled pork sounds good

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 14:53, archived)

'ere y'arrr

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LS18, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 15:51, archived)

my name is mediocre and I endorse this message

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 18:35, archived)

I *heart* mediocre endorsements

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LS18, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 19:30, archived)

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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 19:17, archived)

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Flash_Bastard, Wed 31 Jan 2018, 1:12, archived)

attempt at colouring in.

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 10:36, archived)

nice :)

i might have a go myself

(ozof, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 10:47, archived)

some folk are really good at it, i'm guessing they have more time and patience

but it's really easy to be basically good at it.

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 10:48, archived)

this was another one...

Click for bigger (336 kb)

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 10:52, archived)

oooh that's really good!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 10:56, archived)

also, how pointy were boobs back in the 1950's?

looks like they should've come with a warning...

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 11:02, archived)

another monroe one, just coz they're easier...

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 11:08, archived)

i love this. clever stuff.

(ozof, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 11:08, archived)

Nice

Had a wee go myself recently . Just for shit and giggles, as I was at a loose end what with the wife watching I'm a Celebrity or summat.

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Flash_Bastard, Wed 31 Jan 2018, 1:19, archived)

ace. even though he does look pissed off.

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 31 Jan 2018, 8:58, archived)

it's really not that hard tbh

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 10:59, archived)

come on now, 'shopped pics only.

no cheating.

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 11:01, archived)

soz

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 11:01, archived)

that's delightful

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 14:09, archived)

That is fucking genius

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 21:15, archived)

That's relatively good.

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Flash_Bastard, Wed 31 Jan 2018, 1:22, archived)

itza living

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LS18, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 8:07, archived)

Meh!

Click for bigger (164 kb)

(AdrianJ, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 1:14, archived)

One ov'r easy, please

sorry, the yolk's on me

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LS18, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 1:23, archived)

Quick and filthy...

(AdrianJ, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 0:44, archived)

are selfies allowed here?

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LS18, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 1:28, archived)

haha nice one

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 10:06, archived)

o_0

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 16:34, archived)

occupational hazard

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LS18, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 20:01, archived)

bet that shifty-looking doc ate it

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 29 Jan 2018, 21:13, archived)

was it a polo pony?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 21:19, archived)

polo donkey disguised as a Piñata

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LS18, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 21:23, archived)

ah - ha !!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 23:05, archived)

good eye--he's hiding something close to the vest

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LS18, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 21:26, archived)

Thankfully, he's being stabilized by professionals

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LS18, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 4:53, archived)

She's touching his pinata

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simbosan liked your link on, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 8:44, archived)

yep, and he's got a lotta piñata, so to speak

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LS18, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 15:35, archived)

Hahaha

Top silly :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 16:31, archived)

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