London Bash 2011. It's baaack!



Oneill's, Earls Court from 5pm. As usual plenty of space at my gaff. Priority to regular messageboarders. This year there'll be a raffle
and donations on the door in aid of the Cat Survival Trust. BBQ at mine for all those staying with me. Instead of chipping in I'll be
accepting CST donations instead.

Any b3tards what want to donate anything from their own work to general raffle prized are more than welcome to

Is this everyone that needs a bed?
Craztjude
Wicca'd Witch
Arbuthnot
Captain Pilchard
Rotating Wobbly Hat
Hedgehog FH
Prof KM
Afinkawan
Enceladus

If you're not on the list give me a gaz. Beds are going to be £20 for dorms and £30pp for private (sadly that's the cheapest I could get with my boss). As always brekky and wifi included.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)

In London that day so why not :)

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I haven't seen everyone in nearly two years so it would be rude not to really

LOOK OUT LONDON, BEDLAM RETURNS

( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:49, Reply)

woot!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Let the quiff off begin

May the dax be with you.

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 1:46, Reply)

Yippie-kai-yay, motherfuckers!

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:59, Reply)

FUCK YEAH!

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Cool

I'm in

( Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Well I say Yes

in a kind of 'probably not' kind of way, but hey - who can say!

( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I'm up for this

*checks trains*

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:22, Reply)

It's BR

Leave next Monday:P

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:35, Reply)

You have no idea how true this is for a Bank Holiday weekend...

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:40, Reply)

I think it would be rude to not visit and say 'sup

Probably will train home as all married and that but... Might be persuaded to stay!

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:06, Reply)

*persuades*

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:13, Reply)

As you put it so nicely

And have the keys to the beds I shall check with the mrs and book a bed with you sir...

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:17, Reply)

Bring her too!

We're not THAT scary! Well, not much....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:21, Reply)

She has been to a couple and I've met most of you lot

But she hates London and crowds!

I'll just have to poke you in the belly again on my own.

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:03, Reply)

We're in London that day already

although it'll be at the MCM expo with my daughter... not sure if she's old enough to be exposed to b3tans yet. Might pop by if our feet fall off from walking around the expo... still deciding if to go in COSplay style costume myself just for the hell of it!

( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:43, Reply)

You make a very sexy Japanese woman!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:04, Reply)

I will sign up on the understanding that I may have to un-sign up (sign down?)

Is all dependent on funds, public-transport-o-phobia, hugeness of self, closeness of bedroom to ground floor *ahem-hem*...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:24, Reply)

OK

You can have the room Jamnog had last time. That's on the lowest floor. I've almost got rid of the smell of gin and pickled onions.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:12, Reply)

I'll bring the gas mask

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:05, Reply)

As RWH says, we'll be there anyway

Have to see how things go.

ps - can we please provisionally book a bed just in case?

pps - Looks as if it is definite now, could we please have that bed? Thanks!

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:46, Reply)

I'll pop along if I'm around.

I'll even bring some coffee along for the morning after if you like, though I don't need anywhere to stay. With a bit of luck I'll be working at Earls Court anyway and that will save me the tube... :D

( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:00, Reply)

might just pop by for a cuppa

( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I'll have the royal blend Fortnam and Mason's tea waiting for you.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:35, Reply)

It will be lovely to clink cups of hot beverage with you again sir

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:49, Reply)

London Bash? FUCK YEAH!

Please may I have a room of some description?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:40, Reply)

bed please, no Jamnog required

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I located my second-best pair of underpants

which I will scrape clean and wear especially for the occassion :)

( Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:35, Reply)

I was told that Jan Michael Vincent of Airwolf fame

was actually your second-best pair of shreddies.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:14, Reply)

i will be there if i can you lovley peoples

things are as unpredictable as ever here in amoebaland, but theres a good chance il make it.

( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:31, Reply)

I'm a maybe

been more of a lurker these days so don't bank on it ;)

( McBadger COW, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 19:27, Reply)

Arrr, goo on then.

Ive been keeping my eye on the resurgence of the london bash after it was cancelled.

( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:00, Reply)

I think i owe it to Jess to come to this...

Not to mention you awesome lot :)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:27, Reply)

I'll be needing sleepspace too, please :)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:28, Reply)

I shall find you a room with the fluffiest of b3tards:D

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:58, Reply)

dibs.

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Actually, small change of plan... won't be needing a bed after all now

Instead I shall be trusting Shitish Rail not to destroy my soul...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Woohoo!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:58, Reply)

\o/

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Don't see why not

See you there

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Decisions, decisions....

Do I come or do I take the opportunity to use my excellent idea for an 'I'm not at the bash' picture...?

( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)

HELLS YEAH

:D I'll also happily donate some tat. Suggestions for any paintings/scribbles/toys gratefully received. CATBOT?

( fannycradock, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)

That would be lovely.

I'm getting everything sorted out next month.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I want a mug with a robot on it!

*stamps feet*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Dagblast it!

I love teh Londons Bash and rilly wanted to come this year and bring my little friend, but I've got a big, high profile, paid (& contracted) gig already booked in this weekend! Boo.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 21:08, Reply)

5pm or 6pm?

It says both at the moment :)

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:59, Reply)

It doesn't matter. TIme is a man made conception anyway.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Time is an illusion.

Lunchtime doubly so.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 1 May 2011, 2:23, Reply)

yeah whatevs

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Don't reserve a room for me

No idea if I'll make it now - if I do I'll head back the same day x

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Splitter!

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Just massively HUGE and mostly uncomfortable

And would spend the whole time griping about the LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG few yards back to the tube ;)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:53, Reply)

aw a baby b3tan!

sweeeeeet!

( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Second one :)

(First one is Trellis TNG)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Sorry: can't make it after all.

:(

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:33, Reply)

if there is any

room in your lodgings, them ill come up.

( Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Ciircumstances have now turned round 360 degrees

We may very well be able to come after all as while we WILL be in London that day and WILL be at the expo with my daughter, she is probably going to stay with a friend thus leaving us free Saturday night, although I may have to turn up in full Monkey costume though....

( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 9 May 2011, 9:00, Reply)

I don't suppose there's any accomodation left...?

Oh well, I snore loudly when drunk so nobody will be happy sharing a room anyway.

I'll either head back that night or stay up talking bollocks in your garden until the trains start running again, depending on how the evening is going.

( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I could do with a bed too,

but it's really late to be asking, so I'll probably be in the garden chatting bollocks to Afinkawan until the trains start running again. :)

( enceladus, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I'm coming along :D

and in other news, it's my birthday on 28th - I will be the meaning of life years old.

*swings bier*

( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Can't make it now

I'll be in Norfolk with some broads or some such.

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:53, Reply)

rubbish! :(

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:32, Reply)

I NO RITE

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Norfolk? Whereabouts?

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 May 2011, 17:06, Reply)

I have no idea

It's a friend's birthday and she's hiring some kind of boat for the weekend.

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:39, Reply)

LIES I won't be anywhere near Norfolk

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:57, Reply)

aw, that's a shame

but having visited the broads lately I hope you'll find them as accommodating as I did

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:10, Reply)

I'm down with this like brown jizz kids

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Ah all right, fuck it.

I had imposed various conditions on myself to be able to attend, which I haven't met, but what the hell.

( The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Wed 18 May 2011, 0:31, Reply)

BALDMONKEY FOR MOD.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:10, Reply)

if baldmonkey is made mod i will attend this shitfest

( mongychops, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Sadly Not in London

otherwise i'd come and meet all you smashing people.

i offer an original Andrerw McDavies Sketch for the Auction if you want, it will be a one off for the winner and Andrew can be in any situation the winner desires. (but not in the sexy way, andrew doesn't do that sort of thing).

Gaz me for details and Andrew McDavies pics.

( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:09, Reply)

bugger and arse

please forgive me but i won't be able to attend, actually forgot and am in sunny , not bloody sunny but wet and windy the minute i turn up, Norfolk.

also, your all gay.

( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:28, Reply)

sorry folks, but I won't make it

somebody snog the Prof for me.

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 27 May 2011, 2:12, Reply)

dude :-(

next time, G1....NEXT TIME!!!!

( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 27 May 2011, 10:42, Reply)