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LONDON BASH LONDON BASH LONDON BASH LONDON BASH LONDON BASH

Commmmmmmme to the London Bash. We've got quizzes, prizes and all sorts and it'll done in the style of a bunch of people drinking their faces off in London Bridge. Lots of fun all round.

Itinerary:
From 3pm - 6pm - The Royal Oak on Tabard Street (the site of the last London Bash)
6pm onwards - The Miller, Snowfields, London Bridge/Borough area. Click on the map linky below.




Sat 20 Jun 2015, 17:00

The Miller [map]

LONDON BASH LONDON BASH LONDON BASH LONDON BASH LONDON BASH

Going: Fray Brentos, FartThroughAWalkieTalkie, skeltonator, Pig Bodine., colmcq2, HappyToast, Spin, Fadgebadger, da5id, zacherynuk, amoebaboy, Pie of Meat, Fork, bass2mouth, pineapplecharm, hieronymus bosch, unclepills, mictoboy, Jahled, DinivanX, lostpixel, feckler, Si o doom, evil_andy, Afinkawan, garidead, JollyJack, jon4009, blondbond (29 people).

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 18:56, Reply)
I reckon we should make it fancy dress

bagsy Damian Lewis.


(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 19:03, Reply)


bagsy Lewis Hamilton


(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 3 Feb 2015, 19:06, Reply)
...

bagsy Hamilton Academical


(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 19:09, Reply)
...

Bagsy Academi Moore


(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 19:17, Reply)
...

Bugsy Malone


(I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 14:29, Reply)
It seems unlikely, but if I can I will.

If only out of vulgar curiosity.


(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 19:37, Reply)
You're a hard man to pin down.

If you've ever been to a pub with 'people'. It's a bit like that really.


(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 19:40, Reply)
It's more about putting fizzogs to names.

Although it's so long since I've been to a pub, that I'd do it just for novelty value.

How much is a Southern Pint nowadays?


(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 21:01, Reply)
Ooo, £3.50 to £4.00

.


(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 21:33, Reply)
What?!


(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 22:32, Reply)
It's all good. Meeting up with strangers you know online is always tricky as they may kill you

But my two bashes have been fantastic. Last time Fray provided badges which we wrote our B3ta names on and after initial awkwardness you just realise everyone are lovely B3tans.


(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 22:43, Reply)
I'd happily come along

but can't plan definitely at the moment due to time, distance and uncertain job prospects.

I'm definitely not coming if Danny Jock is going though.


(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 23:26, Reply)
I've invited DVDfever though.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 10:43, Reply)
I think it was the LOVELY Herbs who provided the badges.

But, yes, the last bash was ace. Quizes, competitions, prizes, booze, Tab's wet trousers...


(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 13:07, Reply)
haha, I'd forgotten about the wet trousers until I read that.

Seeing as we're doing the gake/fay game again, I think it would be fitting to repeat the wet trousers too.


(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:36, Reply)
You are more than welcome to have your first pint tipped into your trousers by a clueless barmaid.

I shall not be in attendance *sniffs*


(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:46, Reply)
Remember to bring a wok full of sick

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 2:40, Reply)
I might

but don't hold me to that, obvs


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 19:46, Reply)
.

*holds*


(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 20:44, Reply)
You will

Mrs Doyle urges you.


(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 22:44, Reply)
what, arizona?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 20:48, Reply)
5pm sounds a tad late... If it was 2pm then it could be a nice LeoSayer... Cant miss The Voice etc.

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 20:58, Reply)
I can be there for 2pm

.


(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 21:33, Reply)
Sounds good.

Gotta support B3ta bikers!


(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 21:07, Reply)
Too right!

Hope you can make it.


(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 21:35, Reply)
Sounds grand.

Again. I'll try not to misread "gake" as "cake" again. Although I quite fancied the idea of cake.


(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 1:49, Reply)
Bring cake, Pie of Meat!

I think the font of 'Gake' was particularly garish and feminine, so it might have looked like cake.


(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 13:09, Reply)
Crikey the Venga Boys are playing the same night at some shed in East London

Put me down as a maybe.


(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 23:21, Reply)
I understand.

.


(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 17:01, Reply)
I'm in.

But I will require more sustenance than a couple of olives, this time.


(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 17:04, Reply)
Stand out highlight of 2014.

"No burgers."
"WHAT?!"
"No burgers. Olives and nuts though."


(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 6 Feb 2015, 20:49, Reply)
And I don't like nuts.

:(


(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 17:16, Reply)
The graffiti in loos of The Blue Oyster claims otherwise.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 13:54, Reply)
What a zinger!

And just two months to come up with it - we've a regular Brian Conley here!


(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 20 Apr 2015, 16:24, Reply)
You, SIR, are a fucking rotter.

*flounces*


(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:24, Reply)
But Mr Fork, there's nothing to you!

Surely you having a couple of olives is like me eating two roast dinners.


(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 20:39, Reply)
an we sort out better entertainment this year?

That Peewee Herman tribute act Tabs turned up with was shit!


(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 20:25, Reply)
You fucking rotter.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 10:18, Reply)
Give it a go :)

.


(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:43, Reply)
Just in case there is anyone out there who wants to come along,

but who's other half is expressing concerns about them meeting a load of strangers in a back alley London pub, can I just say that I am definitely not a murderer.


(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:53, Reply)
yeah whatever, you murderers all say that

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 20:24, Reply)
Well my lawyers got it down to a charge of manslaughter,

so who's the cunt now eh?


(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 11:14, Reply)
If i'm around

which is generally not at the weekends in London


(I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:58, Reply)
I was looking forward to this, but then just realised it clashes with a trip to the theatre that night.

Don't worry, I shall get completely cunted before curtain up and in the interval, in your honour.


(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:22, Reply)
Boo!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 10:51, Reply)
You utter bastard.

I hope that play is RUBBISH.


(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:18, Reply)
It'll probably the usual bunch of ponces shouting at night,

as usual.


(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:21, Reply)
Yeah, go on then.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:14, Reply)
Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:55, Reply)
Great stuff!

!


(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 9:48, Reply)
I hear a Trinity Mirror employee may be attending.

Remember to change your voicemail pins!


(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:43, Reply)
Going to try and make it for a couple this year

Unlike my massive blowout last year


(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:34, Reply)
Hurrah!

I can't remember you blowing last year out...


(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 9:47, Reply)
How else did Tabs come all down his jeans?

eh?


(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 15 May 2015, 18:40, Reply)
sod it, why not.

B3ta has been a part of my daily routine for 8 odd years now, can't see the harm in a couple of jars with you crazy bastards :)


(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 0:17, Reply)
Salt of the earth b3tans in my experience

lovely people, not snobs, not cunts, just by and large people you would pleasantly bump into in a pub and have a good time


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 0:41, Reply)
Sounds good

I'll bring a knife, just in case.


(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 7:45, Reply)
You'll need more than a knife, jahled's bringing one of those massive cats.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 18 Mar 2015, 12:31, Reply)
There's more than one way to skin a cat....

apparently


(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 22:06, Reply)
That's not a knife...

THIS etc etc


(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 19:51, Reply)
I'll try to make it along.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 3 Apr 2015, 11:52, Reply)
Token 'Yay!' comment so you don't feel left out

seeming as Brento can't be arsed.


(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 20:52, Reply)
DVDAFever is my organising assistant.

He's very good at these menial tasks.


(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:29, Reply)
But seriously, what IS that? It looks fucking disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 May 2015, 7:48, Reply)
Word on the street is that it's my fault that that exists.

Apologies.


(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 10:36, Reply)
Yeah, so I'm not coming any more.

Have fun.


(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:23, Reply)
Boo!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 11 Jun 2015, 15:17, Reply)
You really are a shit.

.


(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 11:25, Reply)
I think you're a very rude man.

You dirty fecker


(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 22:45, Reply)
^ Upset

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 15 Jun 2015, 22:39, Reply)
If it's a 3pm kick off you should probably set the time properly

heaven forbid people start drinking at 1pm


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 20:02, Reply)
The "time" thing is fucked by an hour.

I'd set it as 14:00, but it displayed as 13:00. So, it is now displaying as the correct time. 3pm.
Nothing wrong with a 1pm kick-off anyway, you big Jessie.


(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:46, Reply)
I think I can make it!

The afternoon bit at least. No reason I can't saunter down to draw some Squits :D


(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 13:21, Reply)
Hurrah!

.


(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 14:51, Reply)
Which side of the pub is everyone gathered on?

Or am I the first one here?

............so ronery.


(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 13:29, Reply)
I would suggest you are the first one by some margin.

Sit tight and don't talk to strangers.


(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 13:38, Reply)
ESPECIALLY strangers wearing hilarious penis-shaped balloon hats.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 15:41, Reply)
Bollocks

Been called into work as tills gone down. Might be able to make it along later


(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 13:37, Reply)
Well that was funky

nice meeting you all finally


(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 3:13, Reply)

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