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sick christmas cards

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat, it's almost time to kill the bastard thing. So celebrate the season by designing sick, rude or inappropriate christmas cards.

(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 20:35)
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# Bah it ended up looking like...
BRIAN BLESSED! oh well

(edit to add click pic for a bigger one)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:16, More)
# aaarrggghh!

cfb

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:37, More)
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(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:39, More)
# Ho ho EEK!

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:21, More)
# Abu Hamza as Santa

(, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 13:22, More)
# Merning!
We had a good night guzzling homebraw. It was a good night. My mate disgraced himself at a party.
(, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 3:37, More)
# When you DO give squat about Christmas...

(, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 8:06, More)
# not realy up to the challenge but...
it's a bit crap


well its alot crap, and the only thing that is sick about it is quality of humus. thanks to sanders if he's looking, he told me this joke a long long time ago and i've been thinking about it ever since.

edit 2, its a steep learning curve. again thanks to ben for explaining this think called kays. next challenge is learning to put my trousers on in the morning. (feel free to yell if im still not getting somthing)
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:02, More)
# Shit Christmas card...

(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:37, More)
# Finally, Santa's identity revealed.

(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:32, More)
# Well, it's in the same vein...
Must I explain this? Must I? Here we go then. For fuck's sake: Jesus pegged out at 33, right? Barabbas got released instead of him, right? So he gets to live to 34. Assuming he didn't get crucified for some other petty crime like coveting an ox or something. What's all that about, anyway? Is it okay to lust over your next-door neighbour's PS3 / HD Telly / daughter's vagina but not their ox? Is a sheep still a goer? What about if they're not your neighbout - and let's face it, it's a bit fucking unlikely that someone on the Doddington & Rollo estate in Battersea will have an ox in their front room, although their pikey bint in her pink velour may well look and smell like one. Anyway, there's an end to it. I'm off to murder another prozzie.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:06, More)
# They didn't think this one out, did they?

(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:41, More)
# Ahem
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(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:31, More)
# Fight for a peaceful Christmas!


This first-person-shooter actually exists at:
www.jumpingjokes.com/ec10_peaceful_christmas.htm

Have a peaceful Christmas!
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:36, More)
# Too much?
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(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 12:37, More)
# Hmmmm
Kinda bindun.


(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 12:20, More)
# Happy Christmas Mum....

(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:50, More)
# Farther Jacko.. Be Afraid

(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:13, More)
# Teach em early...


You never get what you want.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:13, More)
# Generic "alleged paedo dressing up as Santa Claus, ha ha" entry.

(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 0:32, More)
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