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This is a link post Bacon as a romantic gift
Fantastic idea - why not buy the man you love bacon, and why is Bacon not considered a socially acceptable gift?
 (I helped save b3ta! baconninja, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 3:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post it is.
but oscar mayer can't even make bologna right. why the hell would you trust them with bacon?
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 4:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's not possible to make that stuff right

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post You mean it's not?
Oh man, I've ordered a hundredweight of prime rashers for my neighbor's kid's Bah Mitzvah present.
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 7 Jun 2013, 5:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Another Mystery Object Unboxing Video I made this!
Having taken on board the fierce criticism from the Unboxing community of my last effort, this is probably best watched on fast forward by normal people. The dogged viewer will hopefully be rewarded by the odd sound effect here & there.

*edit* Thanks for that, preview pic.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 3:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Giffy bag?
GIFFY bag? Who the fuck calls it a GIFFY BAG?

Right, that's my day ruined. THANKS.
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Ball bearing trolly racing NSFW I made this!
Some friends and I made these trollys and raced them down some steep streets in my home town.

28 mins of general foolery.
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 3:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post how about some power tool drag racing?
and other silliness: www.youtube.com/watch?v=syEt52aZ2U8
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 4:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Reporter and anchor have a little spat on live tv.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 2:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post classic
I think it's traditional to reply with this www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vvSMv3HEhc
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 4:34, , Reply)
This is a link post William Windsor (goat)
Probably one of the funniest articles I've read on wikipedia... They story of his demotion is especially brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post "He will receive a ration of two cigarettes per day, which he eats, but will not be permitted Guinness until he is older."
pfft. great stuff cheers.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is the best thing
I have ever read
 (I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 2:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Monty Python and the Holy Grail full movie
We had this before? Anyway, that's me sorted.
'night.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post NI

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ni Ni Ni Ni

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ecky Ecky Ecky F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuitbarrel!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop that! It's silly!

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post A bit suspect too....

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Time for a cartoon!

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post NI! ght. NI! ght. :)

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just came across my DVD of this while tidying up, thought "Oh good!"
Coincidence, or Magick?
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 3:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post its Coincimajick!
*i is pleased I have made a new word that works in my head*
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 4:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now THAT is a word!!
Congratulations, Miss, take the rest of the day off.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 8:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not funny
Never was
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a link post This is how I get ready for work
Surely this has been on here already, but just in case....
(thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's funny because she's overweight.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
funny nauseating
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post god i hate that song.
but i am happy to see she has some kind of daily exercise routine.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post i hadnt heard that song before now.
it made me blush (●*∩_∩*●)
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post i only heard it recently for the first time...
14 year old neighbour girl has it as a ringtone on her phone. o_0
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 1:54, , Reply)
This is a link post EFF YEAH SCIENCES!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Yogscast play....Papers Please!
Very interesting looking game, where you play a border official in a Cold War Soviet state, denying or approving visas!
(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post dl here: http://dukope.com/

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 2:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Screwball Squirrel
Tex Avery genius.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post You just made me spend 10 minutes trying to remember the name of this ace game i used to have
I thought it was 'screwball scramble', but it was 'kong man'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjIbMH0RxOc
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had that
the timing on the drawbridge bit was a bastard to get right
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seeing as it was made in 1944, they can't accuse me of being nostalgic for loving this.
Incredible composition and musical performance by that other cartoon genius Carl Stalling.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 8:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tex Avery brilliance

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Walking the Kitten
These Cats Have Proved They're Ready For A Pet,
more fucking cats.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was hoping they'd walk off a cliff or into a volcano :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or drag behind a spiked, flaming boulder
downhill
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post (slow hand claps)

(go1dy Had his highest sperm count on, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Cat Boarding
Wait for it....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post perfect :D

(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 22:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post CoBaC

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post aw
I think cats on boards are cute too!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post me too!
GO CATS!
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post You both disgust me.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post CaC
Cats are Cuties
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cats are bastard shitting bloody cat shits.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post CATS
(っ◕‿◕)っ♥
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 1:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post 20min per lb + 20mins

(go1dy Had his highest sperm count on, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was hoping the cat would be in Guantanamo being waterboarding

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post waterBOARDED surely?

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obama brought in waterboarding
of the being on a waterboard variety - eurgh, forgive me, I'm tired
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cats redeemed and justified by this.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 3:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Made me smile lots on a shitty Friday.
Thanks for that. :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 8:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D
that cat has great comic timing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Sat 8 Jun 2013, 0:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Order a delightful gift for the love of your life.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm guessing this is nsfw
the site wouldn't 'open' as t'were, but with the url of edibleanus.com/ I'm thinking......
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post SFW I'd say,
its chocolate anuses, as in the valve bit, not actual arses.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers! "You arse-valve" will be my new insult of the week.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh i'm getting old

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the edible anus
again.

Glass sphincter.
 (I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post again?!
Search can just get to fuck then. 3 GCs by me in the last week. I'm normally so good...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Send a strongly worded letter to Rob
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I shall be.
Don't you worry.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post You already have.
We've all seen it.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post glasssphinchtersayswhat?

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post GLASS COCK
now ....im not one to point these out tooo often.
but i know damn well this is as *I* posted it about a day ago!

mind you a chocolate arse probably suits a glass cock
(Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks more like a molar

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ram
Drop them, Dr. Jones! They will be found! You won't!
 (I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Going Straight
Everyone remembers Porridge, which was great. But you never get repeats or mention for it's sequel, when fletcher gets released from prison.
(Testicles just for you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post 26p for a beer!?

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post probably
cos it didnt do very well :)
 (Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post This has been shown on [UK] Gold in recent years.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its like Red Dwarf when they went away from coping in the confines of the mining ship and utter loneliness to meeting lots of aliens everywhere

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I really like Going Straight.
Clement/LaFrenais' writing is superb. One episode features Fletch supporting a teenage prostitute which is phenomenally forward thinking for its day. Especially when think of what Ronnie B was doing on The Two Ronnies and Open All Hours at about the same time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post never knew that
also: I'd like to support a teenage prostitute, ifyaknowwhatimean
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post No.
Please explain.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post He wants to groom a teenage girl with intention of later letting men gang rape her in exchange for money.
That's what he meant I imagine.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 2:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also
"September the eleventh, that fateful day"
THEY KNEW!!!!1!!!1!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey, this has made me realise I can remember every word of the theme tune,
can't say that about fucking 'Friends'.

I seem to remember Going Straight being fine but I was about 10 so I'd watch anything then.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 3:48, , Reply)
This is a link post "Broomstick guy" copycat.
I'm sorry but no, you can't have your six seconds back.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post i hope this becomes the new gangnam shake!
!!!1
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
unoriginal cunt with a shit video and a cunt face.

what a cunt
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Orifice Chair
Orifice Chair?
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Designer steals ideas off children.
This is the realm of den territory
 (Braising Squid, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Esther Williams
She done gone died which is a shame. So this has a few clips, including a smidgen of early Ricardo "Fantasy Island/Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan/Baby it's cold outside" Montalban.

But my was she a cutie....Let the innuendo / double entrendres begin....
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a link post It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You
Justified because there is a Texas law which allows people "to use deadly force to recover property during a nighttime theft."

I think these numbskulls are stealing valuable air, and if they do it at night should also be shot.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is fucked up on so many levels
it has left me unable to comment other than that. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is when the law gets interpreted wrong, or the law in the first place was wrong
either that or the US is one big experiment in eugenics
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
Someone needs to explain to these, so called "escort girls" exactly what their duties are. This would save unfortunate misunderstandings like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post History is written by the winners

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really? A quick glance at the scheduling on The Hitlery Channel would dispute that.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 6 Jun 2013, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Ha!
Nice icon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Achtung Pissflaps!
Halt der ovens! Der krieg ist over!
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post never occurred to me before
but what the fuck happened when all the AckAck came back to earth?

Must have made a hell of a mess over the cities; never heard it mentioned.
 (pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post can't recall which children's book or memoirs it was but the kids in it collected shrapnel
may have been the one where they find the crashed german plane with the body of the pilot still in the cockpit
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The Machine Gunners en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Machine_Gunners

One of my favourite books as a kid
 (Lord Custard, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes! And the sequel, Fathom Five
Thank you for the reminder and God bless the Kindle store.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of my favourite telly programmes as a kid.
My favourite books as a kid were Sven Hassel and Leo Kessler ones.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 7 Jun 2013, 2:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why do you think people had to stay off the streets
& everybody who was out wore helmets?
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post to look stylish, duh

(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post My God, you're right!

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post My Dad went over just after D Day.
He got shrapnel up his arse in Holland (sounds like a euphemism, but it isn't).

I wish I had talked with him about it a little more, before he startrd to forget it all.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those poor brave Nazis
*wipes away a tear*
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck 'em.
THEY FAILED THE FUHRER! THEY WERE UNWORTHY!
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 7 Jun 2013, 2:36, , Reply)

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