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This is a link post B3ta Australian branch under investigation for Navy shenanigans.


(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sailors have radars to find straights
To slip their large vessel in.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'll always find a naval base full of discharged seamen.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post It isn't gay if you're floating away

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Lol she killed herself
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds appalling.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot your "e" after the second "p"

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's all rum, bum and accordion in the Navy
Perhaps that's why they say "worse things happen at sea"
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Submarines. 100 men go down, 50 couples come up.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ho10_UUlf0
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ho10_UUlf0
 (Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a link post It wasn't a red card
He was let off with a brown.

Or something.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe he did a burp fart of infamy?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCytjdfhDAc
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Vegan discovers he has been sullied by parmesan cheese in his vegan pizza. Loses faith in humanity
Kinda long, but here are some gems. Also, he seems quite miffed that his neighbors would still be up and outside at 7pm when he wants to sleep.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4_WtvH5DOg&feature=youtu.be&t=23m28s

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4_WtvH5DOg&feature=youtu.be&t=26m10s
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post As the owner of a Vegan girlfriend, I can sympathise with this guy in principal.
But the majority of outspoken social media 'Vegans' are simply self-righteous trendhunters looking for the next cool thing to be part of. I absolutely guarantee that most of them aren't real vegans at all.
Personally, the whole Vegan thing isn't for me, but I respect other people's lifestyle choices as long as they're genuine and well informed.
My Vegan doesn't piss and moan about the fact I wear animal based products or enjoy a good steak, and I don't piss and moan at her because she doesn't. I do admit that I'd be pretty fucked off if she was given a 'Vegan' meal at a restaurant that turned out to be non-vegan though.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting. There seems to be many types of "vegans", so maybe it's not so clear cut.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veganism

Does your girlfriend go to sleep at 7pm?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is there a type that has redeeming qualities?

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 22 Jun 2016, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, you be nice to Coliander. He is a mathemetician, is very smart and can drop you with one formula.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Colliander
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or separate water and paste in one Jedi like emolument.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colander


Edit; Damn you IPhone autocorrect.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh. As seen on TV
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVyYl1MwuYY
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Often.
Basically, she tries to avoid using or consuming any items that have been produced where animals have been used as some kind of commodity.
The easiest way to explain it is that she basically has nothing to do with animal byproducts whenever she has the option.
Ironically, she's a Chef. But unlike most of the 'vocal vegans' she doesn't have a stick up her arse about preparing meat/dairy/fish dishes for guests. She'll quite gladly talk about being a Vegan and explain why she's made that choice if you were to ask her about it, but that's where it ends. Like me, she regards these "HI I'M VEGAN BY THE WAY, AND IF YOU AREN'T A VEGAN THEN YOU ARE BENEATH ME" idiots with as much vilification as I do.

Facebook Vegans announcing their lifestyle as if they're some kind of great ambassador for a new and more morally acceptable existence are fucking absurd.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Veggies taste nicer
When grown in animal shit.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're meant to wash the shit off before you eat them

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post He doesn't do that with peens, he isn't about to with veggies.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe he's worried he'll get cheese based super powers.
Like when spiderman ate that spider, or Ozzy bit the head off that bat.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft. The Jainists have the moral high ground
They won't even eat root vegetables because it kills the plant.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post (In case of TL:DWness, realisation dawns at 15.33)

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only in America, bro!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been to America a lot but I've never known anyone keep a spittoon beside the dining table, that spitting is disturbing.
Or go to bed at 7pm, if they're under 80.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or not like a good steak for supper.
Does being a vegan make you sit alone and talk to your webcam all day?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post This guy is worse than Donald Trump.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 4:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Jamboree
Memory Hole
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post No

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your mouth says "no" but your eyes say "yes!"

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should see what Mr. Winky says...

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nein

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your mouth says "Nein" but your eyes say "I have a Hitler mustache fetish!"

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blocked

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Irish Fans Dent Roof of French Car, Fix it Straight Away
Seems one of them with a drum got a bit over excited and stood on the roof and made a dent. At first they started putting money down the door seal as compensation but when that didn't work they popped out the dent.

www.punditarena.com/football/european-football/euro-2016/thepateam/irish-fans-dent-car-donate-fix-dent/
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that was going to end like father Ted

(dyllon nice beaver., Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha! That was a hell of a thing.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post A great bunch o lads!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post beautiful

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post poorly smoothed out dents
in this country
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post at least the irish want to stay in the EU

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post They want to stay and we want them to stay
Not like their "me me me special snowflake" former colonial power.
No idea why we let those ones in. Pity probably.

Ah well, hope ya'll enjoy going back to British Leyland, Half crown pasties and coal.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Irish Fans Rescue Kidnapped Schoolgirls From Boko Haram

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was in France last week
When my dog Satisfaction got into difficulty in the sea. Twelve Irish fans went in after it. Eleven were swept off to their deaths by strong currents. The twelfth came back empty-handed. Told me he couldn't get no Satisfaction. The whole place cracked up: emergency services, relatives of the dead, everyone. Then he insisted that he should be my dog from now on. Follows me round on all fours. Does all the housework and everything. I feed him dog food. What a legend.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 22 Jun 2016, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post can some of them pop over here on Thursday
and sort out this Brexit fiasco for us please?
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Bro-Bible"?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey bro, don't knock Bro Bible! It's the best site out there for 'lads'
Just check out all the deep and thought provoking content, including '83 of the best damn photos on the internet', '83 of the best damn photos on the internet', '57 times we laughed our asses off on Tumblr' and not forgetting '83 of the best damn photos on the internet'.

There's even a section for women! Oh wait, no. I misunderstood.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I fear for humanity

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its like a bunch of morons shouting clickbait headlines at you in the street

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 22 Jun 2016, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not that far from "orrible"

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post She, Twitter and BroBible can all Fuck Off

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this.
This this this this this. This in fucking spades.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Zoomify... Enhance
Ridiculously high detailed photo of a bridge car.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmm yeah right
It would be a bit more believable if you could zoom in on any part of the image
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it worked on me.
I've ordered two.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
No camera lens in existence is that sharp.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obvious CGI car is obvious

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post apparently it's done using
some system from NASA.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a shame
I was looking into buying a suspension bridge
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get over it

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Too far...

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kwai's that?

(Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I sense troubled water.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're all going to make me cross!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arnhem to that.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I zoomed in on the nude sunbathers. Hubba hubba!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post gake, fay

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like a shit version of "Factors of Ten"...
... except it only does about two factors. Which is shit. Quarks or GTFO.
 (SonofRojBlake, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post
go on 360 gigapixel dot com, if you want something pretty good for what this actually should be like,....good waste of an hour.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post What an ugly car

(ThisIsMyRealName, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hogging the middle lane
like a complete cunt
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a link post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha brill

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 22 Jun 2016, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love the proton pack noise
I could sort of replicate it by holding one end of a slinky between my teeth and twanging it. You ever do that?
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post
it my cock.

Sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I did mean cock. I should have been clearer.
There's nothing like a slinky in the mouth wank. It's exhilarating.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post And if you have one at the top of the stairs it gives it a real element of danger :D

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'm pretty sure
there's an old "camera flash warm up" noise in that sound effect... that high pitched bit at the end...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post This video is unavailable.
:-(
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Chin up buttercup.
There's plenty more fish in the sea :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA, genuine LOL

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post =D

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 22 Jun 2016, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Isis saves the day
feather ruffling news
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alla-AuAwwwKbar...
give us a kiss.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 22 Jun 2016, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Another knuckle dragging right wing racist idiot banging on about the eu and forrins.
But don't worry he's dead so won't be voting.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post You sprung a leak old chap?
Well patch yourself up a recuperate with a nice read
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Kin 'ell
I was trying to find a vid of Corbyn slagging off the EU, which he had being doing with great enthusiasm for thirty years, but the only one I could find had a certain blogger's logo stamped on it and this violates the safe space of most people on here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post They were hosted on his personal site which has been cleaned up.
Anything off message is now gone.
Internet Wayback Machine isn't working with it either but that might be because I'm on a phone.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post here's how it works:
fullfact.org/europe/eu-facts-behind-claims-democracy/
if anyone actually cares
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I care.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do. Good read that.
Unfortunately there is a core group in this country, in particular in the over 50 group who seem to believe in some fantasy return to the good old days where you were free to be racist/homophobic/a prick, without 'johnny foreigner' telling you you can't be racist/homophobic/a prick without consequences for you. Of course what they don't realise is that most of that is fuck all to do with EU and afterwards they will still be obliged to not be a racist/homophobe/prick without consequences only with the added benefit of being broke.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 22 Jun 2016, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this one of them "If you're anti EU you're racist" generalizations?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post What are you quoting?
Where did I generalise? I stated quite clearly that there is a core of people and I stand absolutely by it. Oh it transpires btw, that racists/homophobes/pricks don't like being called racists/homophobes/pricks
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 22 Jun 2016, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's an issue that crosses both left and right.
There is no core.

And I wrote "If you're anti EU you're racist" in quotes because this has been the general attitude to anyone calling for exit.

Of which your post was a classic example.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post In what way was it 'a classic example' (hint : that is how quotes work)
There is absolutely a core of xenophobia. Your own desire to split them into left and right in order to disprove this seems a bit of a stretch. Most discussions I have seen or taken part in seem to very quickly reduce themselves to anecdotes about how (insert eastern European nationality here) are coming over here taking our (jobs/benefits/houses). Its all bollocks of course fed by an irrational fear of immigrants, driven primarily by that core of racism/homophobia/pricks that I mentioned. Right (get it?) in the middle of course are black shirts like Farage and self serving pricks like Johnson and Gove.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 22 Jun 2016, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post How is it self-serving
to take up a cause that all power and prevailing opinion was opposed to? To do it in defiance of your boss? Even when the bookies didn't give it a chance in hell?

That would be the opposite of self-serving, wouldn't it? In fact, you'd have to be very fucking principled to do it.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 22 Jun 2016, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell
I utterly dispair.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 22 Jun 2016, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not how you spell despair.
You got the other four right though. Chin up. Nothing a rigorous Gove-style curriculum can't fix.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gaw Fick Yersalf

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bet you went away and checked rigorous and curriculum.
I know I fucking did.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I could have highlighted the incorrect grammer you used for 'Chin up'
But I'm not a complete cunt, unlike Johnson.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post The jury is currently out on your cunt status.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 1:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, you fuck yourself.
I've played nicely here. Tried to counter the lazy "racist" arguments from you. But you're just a 1 track fucking record that's insulting anyone that DARES to debate with you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 1:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't take long for you to go all Basil Fawlty on us.
I'm currently imagining you frog marching round your living room shaking your fist.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Thu 23 Jun 2016, 7:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for the punctuation lesson.
You sadly appear to be attending a lot of right wing meetings rather than left wing ones.

Outside of that I don't believe it's racist to debate the free movement of labour and how we are expected to give Europeans more rights than other peoples of this planet.

If you want to see a racist policy you need look no father than the one that stops Syrians moving on from Greece and reports them back to Turkey.


For further reading take a look at reports that Turkey is Sending Syrians back into the warzone. The cherry on the cake is that they've been caught shooting people trying to cross back.

P.s those forward slashes really should have a space after them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post What rights do we give Europeans that we don't give 'other peoples of this planet'
If you could be specific that would be grand. Is that the reason why we have more immigration from outside the EU than in it?
I don't need to look outside the UK to see racism and xenophobia. I just look at The Sun, Daily Mail, Express, plenty going on there.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 22 Jun 2016, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post What rights?
The right to settle and work.
If you're in the EU you just need to turn up.
Outside the EU you need to jump through a million hoops to get that opportunity.

A slightly higher percentage of people come in from outside the EU true.
But fuck me they earned it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I worked in the NHS for almost 10 years and it is practically run by nurses and doctors who immigrated from within the EU
I'm curious as to why you think they just 'need to turn up'
So in a nutshell you believe those who come here from within the EU don't work hard? Are you Nigel Farage?
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 22 Jun 2016, 23:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Either thats total fucking bullshit about working for the NHS for 10 years or you're intentionally distorting the figures to make a point.
Number 1 employer for the NHS is the UK no surprises there.
Number 2 is India, and those workers have to fight to get a work visa.
Number 3 is the Philippines and those workers have to fight to work here.
Those workers helped me MASSIVELY when my family was at need.

Now YOU explain to me how it is fucking fair why they had to jump through a million hoops to do a vital service the country needs whilst anyone part of this experiment called the EU can decide to just jump in and work whatever job they want.

Why are they more important than other countries workers?
Why are they more deserving?

BTW the fourth highest number of staff in the NHS is from Ireland who we have close ties to and owe a big fucking debt and should be free to work EU or no.

THEN it's Poland, Nigeria, Zimbabwe, Portugal, Pakistan, Spain and Germany.

So I ask you with someone with 10 years experience in the NHS do you not know this? Are these workers invisible to you? Do they not count despite having worked much harder to get their job.

Now you take all this apparently new knowledge, stick it up your apparently sand encrusted cunt and spaff it out into a comfortable pigeon hole that makes you feel you've got a handle on the world.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 1:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aw diddums
Number of doctors working in the NHS from the EU and Rest of the World is practically a 50/50 split but you probably knew that.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Thu 23 Jun 2016, 7:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post What happens when you add up all the staff from EU member nations into a single bloc?
How does that affect your statistics?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 8:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer to call it isolationist
but by god there's a hell of a lot of nasty racist shit being thrown around by the Leavers. Mostly, sadly, it's older expats in other EU countries.

The sheer cognitive dissonance that I've seen - where Brit expats have told me to my face that immigration has gone too far, even when they know that I'm an immigrant mongrel son of immigrant mongrels - is completely mindboggling.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well thats why I made the post, trying to point out it's not all racists who want an exit.
Not had much of a signal here in sunny Cornwall but thought I would make the effort.

The left has been woefully underrepresented in this debate.

Just as I'm sure not every remainer is more worried about keeping labour prices low, getting nice payouts from multi-nationals after they leave office, not waiting in line at customs like plebs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't come on B3ta to fucking learn stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to come for finding new music and political discourse
The music's gotten a bit stale (thank you whoever posted OTT btw) but the political discourse is still around.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post the Bennite faction in the modern Labour party wont propound this view, despite now running the show
because the debate is all now about hate and race. Farage has turned it into a general election - a vote for exit, is essentially a vote for him and all the fox-hunting, poor-bashing, stockbroking guff that goes with him
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post They sold out their principles in order to destroy the tories.
You can guarantee they're secretly hoping for an exit.

They've let Farage and Boris take ownership of what should be a cross party issue. Should be ashamed of themselves for that.

At least the RMT are sticking with what they believe best
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Leave the EU to stop Austerity'
I'm sure Johnson and Gove will absolutely stop Austerity while the economy tanks following a vote to leave.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 22 Jun 2016, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post If the economy does tank then so be it. It may do or it may not
No politicians going to admit that but I will. There is a risk.

However.

If we had listened to experts warning about the economy then we wouldn't have the minimum wage and would have joined the euro.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Depends on the experts
In this case it's pretty much all of them. I have spoken directly to several businesses in my local area who have stated that they will likely relocate their business to the continent if we leave. Mainly due to additional costs related to doing business outside of the EU. If only 1 or 2 of them were to carry through that, it would cost around 800 - 1200 jobs in my local area. Carry that through across the country and we would be fucked.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 22 Jun 2016, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post We'll only know for sure when we see what deals get agreed.
But fair play for canvassing your local employers.
[edit]
Fuck the fair play crap, you're a bullshitting cunt.
Based on you claims about the NHS above I don't believe you that these companies have told you they'll leave the UK I'd we voted to leave.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post They weren't claims.
Where I worked around half the Dr's were from inside the EU. Many from Germany, Denmark and Ireland. I apologise if this doesn't meet your narrow view of the world.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Thu 23 Jun 2016, 7:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I dont think they will be hoping for exit
I think they're probably appalled by the prospect of a Johnson government with Farage popped into the cabinet via the Lords. If that happens - Johnson was asked and didnt rule it out - and they werent on the opposing side in this debate, they'll be fucked
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post If they're scared of an exit then they've done a piss poor job of fighting for the EU.
And how is any tory government with such a low majority going to do all this? They're going to be tearing themselves to bits.

The farage thing is a separate issue and a rumour at that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post It truly will be a golden time to be alive. Three unelectable main parties.
What choice!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well the alternative was a labour party in turmoil, lib dems seen as splitters and a strong tory party.
I'll take my chances with political parties given a kicking and maybe starting to listen to their electorate.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post UKIP will have acheived their only goal, there will be no point in them continuing as a party
Farage will naturally gravitate towards the tories and will bolster their appeal amongst working class UKIP voters
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post If he's allowed back in then he'll be joining a very split tory party.
Some will welcome him as a hero but others will hate him with a passion for his treachery.

His joining would be a further blow to the wedge between tories.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who wanted the EURef?
Now over £100 Million. Cameron is to blame, he did it to please some right-wing Tory loons and grab a few UKIP votes. Come Friday we will still be in the EU and it will have been a massive waste of time, money and effort. It is a good job anyone from any party is helping Dave out, I wouldn't.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 22 Jun 2016, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm honestly baffled why he promised this referendum.
It's not done anything to settle splits in his party and has a very good chance of seeing his political career end up in the bin.

Maybe he honestly thought he could get his reforms.
Fucker must have been gutted when all he could get were scraps.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck Brussels.
I hate sprouts and Tin Tin.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sprouts are lully with some bacon but Tin Tin can get to fuck.
Horrible little racist.
Asterix for the win!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes he is a little "blue"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1F7vtxmEdg
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dead politician from a different era in doesn't trust Europe shocker

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post As apposed to those young and trendy politicians like Cameron who is definitely not dead*
*At time of posting the above is correct and has not yet been found dead after a freak auto erotic asphyxiation accident with a bratwurst.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Doom II: Seinfeld Edition
Satisfying ending
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post If they made it in Wolfenstein 3D they could of actually had a Soup Nazi

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Saw this on RPS and found it deeply satisfying,
Then I saw that LIMBO was free on Steam today and was further satisfied. Lovely.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice find, I've seen this game for ages and thought about it
free makes it even better
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Please Don't Go I made this!
Some more propaganda to interpret.
(I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post This video is private :(

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 9:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post You and your whacky "private videos"!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Using my backdoor CIA cracking algorithm I've managed to unlock this video - use this link instead
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post "backdoor"

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post "cracking"

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Better quality version than the usual lo-res

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post nurple link

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 22 Jun 2016, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post that really is a cracking algorithm
phwoar
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't there a longer one?

(ThisIsMyRealName, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
fucksticks, there you go
 (I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you also reassemble shredded documents as a hobby?
The thought of editing a song out of whatever amount of raw material you must use makes me want to sit down.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Somehow I read that as "shredded coconuts"
which would also be quite the Herculean task I suppose.
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post and that is why most people will be voting leave
and then come Friday morning

 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post The country would be much better off with a dog leading it.
It's high time we deregulated the bottom sniffing industry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post not sure about that
The racist/thick demographic is usually his core vote
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post My wife's gonna kill meeee

(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Please give generously
This fellow needs some money to move his boat.

He's almost there; he just needs a little push over that finish line.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Wed 22 Jun 2016, 7:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's actually rather lovely :)
Can imagine it making a pretty awesome little documentary, 38 years is a hell of a long time to be working on your dream, and if he really has built it from scratch, then hats off to the man!
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 8:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post 38 years to build and he's 84... just how many years use is he expecting to get out of it?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
in 2011
 (I helped save b3ta! bane, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 7:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Look at you with your superfast broadband!

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 7:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not Jimmy Savile too...
FUCK YOU 2016.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 22 Jun 2016, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bah!
Trust you to go and spoil my plan by checking the date :-(
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Alex Jones goes Super Saiyan
I don't think screaming like that really helps his argument.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 3:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Irish scream better.
youtu.be/r8LEIZJKYyg?t=7

Edit: The Weslh, nearly the the same sheep shaggers.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Meanwhile...
As usual it is chaos here.
 (TSLunch, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Right, that's it. I'm voting leaf.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 23:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oaks fir FS

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are all barking.
Haven't you twigged it? We need to stick with it while we branch out at the same time. We all pine for our roots, but we larch from one place to another.

I'm done.
 (TSLunch, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 0:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post 5/7

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 1:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I blame Donald Trunk and Bark Obama.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 0:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's Barraco done NOW?

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 1:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post yew wikad, wikad deval

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 5:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yew aren't berry funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 1:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs investigating by Special Branch

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 8:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Evolutionarily, we are programmed to seek the safety of trees at night
which explains this incident and the reassuring arboreal punnage reflex.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 7:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mark Bolan tribute act voted best in uk

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 7:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Dog stands guard while others party

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just lob a toaster in
Barking gone
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're sure it's not trying to look inconspicuous while it does a wee?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's remembering that time the boat went down in Nam.
The average age was Tttttttttttwopointseven doggy years.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 0:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post OK guys who pissed in the pool?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 7:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post jeez
Childless couples bringing up dogs as baby substitutes.
 (mersault, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 12:25, , Reply)

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