'Why I want to marry serial killer who butchered 49 victims
and have his baby'
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and have his baby'
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Obviously that's where I have been going wrong with the ladies
Not enough murdering :(
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:39, Share, Reply)
Not enough murdering :(
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:39, Share, Reply)
what the shuddering fuck balls is that?
I thought at first it was some god-awful fan made remix made to annoy GB fans, but no - that's the actual new theme tune, isn't it?
Wow.
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I thought at first it was some god-awful fan made remix made to annoy GB fans, but no - that's the actual new theme tune, isn't it?
Wow.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 13:54, Share, Reply)
What was clearly the best thing about the original?
"Obviously the bassline..."
Ok, great - let's get rid of that then...
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 22:54, Share, Reply)
"Obviously the bassline..."
Ok, great - let's get rid of that then...
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 22:54, Share, Reply)
I'm not upset.
Ghostbusters died with the first sequel and got my grieving done then.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:10, Share, Reply)
Ghostbusters died with the first sequel and got my grieving done then.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:10, Share, Reply)
lol
they've worked really hard to strip Ghostbusters of any of the charm the real one has.
yolo cunts
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:20, Share, Reply)
they've worked really hard to strip Ghostbusters of any of the charm the real one has.
yolo cunts
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:20, Share, Reply)
I'm not bothered what it's associated with, it's just a shit song regardless.
All these films always have shit songs, it's like a tradition.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:21, Share, Reply)
All these films always have shit songs, it's like a tradition.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:21, Share, Reply)
horrible
(but I still think the film is going to be ok-but-forgettable instead of awful)
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:51, Share, Reply)
(but I still think the film is going to be ok-but-forgettable instead of awful)
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:51, Share, Reply)
Should have been this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=swVYOfJuGpk
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 18:12, Share, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=swVYOfJuGpk
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London Bash - Final Details
Alright? I've just updated the location/time etc for the London Bash (9th July). Some notable attendees, including Pissflaps, Jabberwoc and Frogbeat, so do feel free to make an appearance.
If you want to take part in my Trufax/Gake quiz, please gaz me with the following:
An unbelievable ace fact about yourself
A complete lie about yourself
There will be prizes for just about anyone who attends so get your asses to The Royal Oak on Tabard Street, SE1.
Tabs will NOT be there, thank shitting Christ.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 12:19, Share, Reply)
Alright? I've just updated the location/time etc for the London Bash (9th July). Some notable attendees, including Pissflaps, Jabberwoc and Frogbeat, so do feel free to make an appearance.
If you want to take part in my Trufax/Gake quiz, please gaz me with the following:
An unbelievable ace fact about yourself
A complete lie about yourself
There will be prizes for just about anyone who attends so get your asses to The Royal Oak on Tabard Street, SE1.
Tabs will NOT be there, thank shitting Christ.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 12:19, Share, Reply)
I intended to attend
but my life is a long rollercoaster of non stop parties (i.e. I've got to go to a toddler's birthday party), so I think I'm going to continue my 100% record of missing it.
Sorry.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 13:13, Share, Reply)
but my life is a long rollercoaster of non stop parties (i.e. I've got to go to a toddler's birthday party), so I think I'm going to continue my 100% record of missing it.
Sorry.
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Probably not. I don't like their beer much. Probably head somewhere else. Lord Clyde or The Miller...
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I'm 50/50
will the much mooted Pissflaps vs. Prufrock fistfight actually be taking place, or is that just yet more brexit hot air?
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:30, Share, Reply)
will the much mooted Pissflaps vs. Prufrock fistfight actually be taking place, or is that just yet more brexit hot air?
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:30, Share, Reply)
Thats not what he's been telling random men in chat rooms.
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Tabs had a flounce again
VengaBoys or carpet munching wedding?
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 22:41, Share, Reply)
VengaBoys or carpet munching wedding?
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 22:41, Share, Reply)
Gone Is Gone
NSFW
New band from Mastadon, ATD-I and QOTSA members.
NSFW - some side boobs
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 12:10, Share, Reply)
New band from Mastadon, ATD-I and QOTSA members.
NSFW - some side boobs
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Girl tricks mother into thinking her head has changed shape by using an app.
The actual 'joke' is mildly amusing at most, what I am posting this for is just to share a conversation with a mother and daughter.
Just LOOK at how the mum texts, types, acts..etc... It was hard to read as I kept forgetting who was who. And people wonder why UK children are so dense.
Cheeseburger link, sorry.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 11:19, Share, Reply)
The actual 'joke' is mildly amusing at most, what I am posting this for is just to share a conversation with a mother and daughter.
Just LOOK at how the mum texts, types, acts..etc... It was hard to read as I kept forgetting who was who. And people wonder why UK children are so dense.
Cheeseburger link, sorry.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 11:19, Share, Reply)
I see it all the time on Facebook
There was a girl I went to school with moaning recently that "the teechers at my Ellies school doesnt no how 2 teech. She is struggling wiv her riting and they doesnt seem to b able to crack it. So frustrating!"
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 11:40, Share, Reply)
There was a girl I went to school with moaning recently that "the teechers at my Ellies school doesnt no how 2 teech. She is struggling wiv her riting and they doesnt seem to b able to crack it. So frustrating!"
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 11:40, Share, Reply)
You should encourage them to homeschool the child and then make a documentary about it.
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As I don't know the mother personally,
could it be she wants her daughter to get the education she herself didnt? As in, wants better for her child?
Or is she a stupid thick sprog-dropper off of the netmums?
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 12:35, Share, Reply)
could it be she wants her daughter to get the education she herself didnt? As in, wants better for her child?
Or is she a stupid thick sprog-dropper off of the netmums?
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 12:35, Share, Reply)
b)
And she was at school with me. She was offered a decent education. She was just busy smoking fags and sucking off sixth formers behind the bikesheds.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 12:57, Share, Reply)
And she was at school with me. She was offered a decent education. She was just busy smoking fags and sucking off sixth formers behind the bikesheds.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 12:57, Share, Reply)
Kim Wylde played Download festival at the weekend with Lawnmower Deth
you would think it would be ironically good.
it's not. It's unironically terrible. But it beats:
a)Portishead
b)Referendum chat
#notvoting #dontcare
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:08, Share, Reply)
you would think it would be ironically good.
it's not. It's unironically terrible. But it beats:
a)Portishead
b)Referendum chat
#notvoting #dontcare
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:08, Share, Reply)
she should stick to the gardening
they probably should too
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:08, Share, Reply)
they probably should too
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:08, Share, Reply)
I liked that, it just seemed like she couldn't keep up with the new pace of her song
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:54, Share, Reply)
I was there. Didnt see them though.
Maiden were awesome :)
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:37, Share, Reply)
Maiden were awesome :)
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:37, Share, Reply)
If there any undecideds left, here's what this sporting icon has to say
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Good plan.
Let's try and keep the 1 or 2 boring, self-opinionated cunts on here in this thread for the day.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 8:29, Share, Reply)
Let's try and keep the 1 or 2 boring, self-opinionated cunts on here in this thread for the day.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 8:29, Share, Reply)
Sorry, can't speak, someone's put loads of words in my mouth.
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Fucking hell
The years have not been kind to Jean-Claude Van Damme.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 9:07, Share, Reply)
The years have not been kind to Jean-Claude Van Damme.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 9:07, Share, Reply)
Hahaha, good old King Bobby.
I met him a few years ago. A really lovely bloke, and it was like shaking hands with a JCB.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 12:44, Share, Reply)
I met him a few years ago. A really lovely bloke, and it was like shaking hands with a JCB.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 12:44, Share, Reply)
Coincidentally, 'X' is the only letter of the alphabet that Bobby George knows.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 13:39, Share, Reply)
I'm getting bored of all these experts telling me how to vote.
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Raccoons
... the only mammals to have a bone in their penis.
And an animated series on Canadian TV.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:15, Share, Reply)
... the only mammals to have a bone in their penis.
And an animated series on Canadian TV.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:15, Share, Reply)
It's all fun and games until they kill a baby at Disneyland.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 8:39, Share, Reply)
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I watched that in the B3ta 'compulsory landscape watch mode or get ridiculed by hipsters' format
... and all it is is a racoon pulling a wee racoon across a white pavement.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 13:32, Share, Reply)
... and all it is is a racoon pulling a wee racoon across a white pavement.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 13:32, Share, Reply)
Hippy holistic mumbo-jumbo merchant does risible hatchet job on murdered MP and her husband.
Mega cunt.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 8:02, Share, Reply)
Mega cunt.
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A think called crank magnetism: idiots tend to have bad ideas and they are attracted to bad ideas, so I'm not surprised this holistic fruit nut has more than one bad idea.
Also: still waiting for an apology ;)
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:53, Share, Reply)
It does have shades of Diana.
Christopher Hitchens - Diana The Mourning After Also thought it would be less political to give the money raised to a mental health charity, under the circumstances, but if the 3 chosen is what she wanted...
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 11:14, Share, Reply)
Christopher Hitchens - Diana The Mourning After Also thought it would be less political to give the money raised to a mental health charity, under the circumstances, but if the 3 chosen is what she wanted...
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 11:14, Share, Reply)
Some bollocks, some fair comment:
"when that dead person is being deified out of all proportion– rather as Princess Diana was after her death – by a mainstream media hand-in-glove with a prime minister who is desperate to create false hysteria in order to sway the most important decision of our generation"
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 12:05, Share, Reply)
"when that dead person is being deified out of all proportion– rather as Princess Diana was after her death – by a mainstream media hand-in-glove with a prime minister who is desperate to create false hysteria in order to sway the most important decision of our generation"
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 12:05, Share, Reply)
trying to think what his face reminds me of
been bothering me for days
finally worked it out.
total recall: Mars
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 11:51, Share, Reply)
been bothering me for days
finally worked it out.
total recall: Mars
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 11:51, Share, Reply)
Nice come back Jagwar
Mercedes advert and Jaguar's come back.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 5:19, Share, Reply)
Mercedes advert and Jaguar's come back.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 5:19, Share, Reply)
Should I buy a Merc for its egg production,
a Jaguar for its superior metaphor, or maybe a Bentley for its first class zoomability on a bridge?
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 6:26, Share, Reply)
a Jaguar for its superior metaphor, or maybe a Bentley for its first class zoomability on a bridge?
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 6:26, Share, Reply)
OK, it's explicitly leaning towards Brexit, but it's a serious psephological analysis.
And very interesting on how voting works. Or doesn't. You decide.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 2:58, Share, Reply)
And very interesting on how voting works. Or doesn't. You decide.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 2:58, Share, Reply)
Here's a tip for internet users:
Bookmark articles titled Why X Will Happen for after the event in case X fails to happen. It may save you time and facilitate gloating opportunities.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 6:10, Share, Reply)
Bookmark articles titled Why X Will Happen for after the event in case X fails to happen. It may save you time and facilitate gloating opportunities.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 6:10, Share, Reply)
So, you couldn't sleep either.
Regarding the link, interesting reading, but the boring long-and-short is that the bookies rarely get these things wrong.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:03, Share, Reply)
Regarding the link, interesting reading, but the boring long-and-short is that the bookies rarely get these things wrong.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:03, Share, Reply)
Best poll there is...a bunch of gamblers sticking money on one option or another.
I don't expect they would let anyone know that data, at least not in detail?
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 11:19, Share, Reply)
I don't expect they would let anyone know that data, at least not in detail?
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 11:19, Share, Reply)
However bookmaking odds particularly online ones now don't necessarily track the likelihood of an outcome
They are all calculated to entice people to bet in a particular way to ensure that the bookmaker remains in profit against their tracked risk. A large bet in one direction or another in a fifty fifty option can skew odds.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:25, Share, Reply)
They are all calculated to entice people to bet in a particular way to ensure that the bookmaker remains in profit against their tracked risk. A large bet in one direction or another in a fifty fifty option can skew odds.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:25, Share, Reply)
Fine.
Just so we're clear: www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/22/juncker-tells-britain-you-wont-get-a-better-deal/
I did look for a non-shite news source for this, no dice. He's on camera saying this. These are FACTS folks. This is OFFICIAL. I checked iPlayer and everything.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 1:44, Share, Reply)
Just so we're clear: www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/22/juncker-tells-britain-you-wont-get-a-better-deal/
I did look for a non-shite news source for this, no dice. He's on camera saying this. These are FACTS folks. This is OFFICIAL. I checked iPlayer and everything.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 1:44, Share, Reply)
Fuck him and fuck Luxembourg for the tax evading deals he set up.
Sorry, are we going to suck the cock of the bloke who gave Amazon and others a fucking tax dodge?
Fuck him and his corrupt cunting friends sucking off the EU gravy boat.
Had many Jobs in the UK have been lost because of these dodgy tax deals?
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 2:02, Share, Reply)
Sorry, are we going to suck the cock of the bloke who gave Amazon and others a fucking tax dodge?
Fuck him and his corrupt cunting friends sucking off the EU gravy boat.
Had many Jobs in the UK have been lost because of these dodgy tax deals?
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 2:02, Share, Reply)
Ha! Luxembourg isn't a real country silly!
That's just make believe!
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 2:12, Share, Reply)
That's just make believe!
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 2:12, Share, Reply)
ENTER THE POLLING STATION VIA THE CATFLAP!
you filthy little englander, you! smiley face.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 2:15, Share, Reply)
you filthy little englander, you! smiley face.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2016, 2:15, Share, Reply)
Out
Tried the shake thing but it went in and wouldn't come out.
( , Wed 22 Jun 2016, 23:20, Share, Reply)
Tried the shake thing but it went in and wouldn't come out.
( , Wed 22 Jun 2016, 23:20, Share, Reply)
I hate to be the one encouraging violence...
... but some people do just need to be beaten with sticks.
( , Wed 22 Jun 2016, 21:50, Share, Reply)
... but some people do just need to be beaten with sticks.
( , Wed 22 Jun 2016, 21:50, Share, Reply)
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