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One of the B3ta team danced on stage at the Brixton Academy dressed as an enormous white rabbit, and lived to tell the tale. Confess the stuff – good or bad - you've done anonymously.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:10)
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Right now
Im anonymous do you know where I live? what gender am I? what race? take a guess because I will never tell you
(Totach arf, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:26, 84 replies)
Your name is I*** E**** you're 33 or 34 male you're jewish and you live in Isreal.
It's pretty stupid to use the same username all over the internet.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:31, closed)
HAHAHA!!!!
Total Totach FAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:33, closed)
This is perhaps the biggest fail I have ever seen on QOTW
and boy, there have been some whoppers.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:50, closed)
I think this should be newslettered, just to let people know that they're not anonymous online.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:09, closed)

no, no, no and no
(Totach arf, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:35, closed)
Your sig suggests otherwise.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:36, closed)
Agreed
totach.livejournal.com/profile

I should get all "mabazaritchie" on him!
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:37, closed)
No,
I was just proving a point, he's done nothing wrong.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:39, closed)
If its the Totach from Twitter
He has a long jaw. I'd also guess, and it's just a guess, that he lives on a kibbutz - he looks like the type.
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:41, closed)
nice interwebbing skillz

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:58, closed)
I dun a google.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:59, closed)
easy when you know how!

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:07, closed)
Your friends are
aniutkin, antinea, aristocrate, b_scorp, betar, carfagen, ellustrator, ender_d, gumha_nukta, icemon, inkasun, interdevochka, julishess, larissat, mailman_il, ol4ik, rayara, ryzhaja_bestija, salhino, shinshilia, solnzevorot, tross, zaika_26
(wobbler, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:32, closed)
yeah yeah the points been made you don't have to stalk him all over the internet

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:40, closed)
hahahaha

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:41, closed)
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!
sheer and utter brilliance :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:07, closed)
I would say...
You live somewhere in the West Bank?
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:37, closed)
Theres really no need for the racist sterotypes
Looks like a nice enough guy from the picture I've seen of him.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:38, closed)
Sorry fella...
But his arrogance annoyed me. I can't stand arrogant little fuckers, especially land-grabbing West Bank fuckwits.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:17, closed)
Hurrah for continued intolerance.
That'll sort shit out quicker.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:21, closed)
AUSTIN POWERS 3: GOLDMEMBER!
There's two things I hate!!!

1) Intolerance!

2) The Belgians!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:39, closed)
the Dutch, not Belgians
*smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:46, closed)
Oh wow
The stuff of dreams.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:52, closed)
Oh god
This is up there with the best of them.

If you play your cards right, your profile could actually become the next "I love horses" site for the web :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:55, closed)
He needs this song on his profile.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNSpLqmY6K0
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:57, closed)
And this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUwnOsTm96A
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:01, closed)
And this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7hBhhmLGEA

EDIT OMG It's Daniella Westbrook in the video!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:05, closed)
^winner!
hands down!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:07, closed)
OH DEARY!

(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:15, closed)
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Get this...

"The Hebrew word for cannon is “totach” (with a gutteral “ch”), but in current Israeli slang it also means a hot, attractive alpha male kinda guy."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:19, closed)
When I think you've failed all you can
...you go and fail a little bit more....


EDIT: attn Vipros - having Googled this it appears I do know some Dr Hook after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:23, closed)
110% FAIL
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:29, closed)
wha?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:33, closed)
Dr Hook & The Medicine Show 'A Little Bit More':
When your body's had enough of me
And I'm layin flat out on the floor
When you think I've loved you all I can
I'm gonna love you a little bit more
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:37, closed)
ah

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:38, closed)
- and aaah again.

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:53, closed)
that's my boy!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:56, closed)
Totach - come back....
...I know you are reading this. Come on - own up - you got busted.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:33, closed)
^^THIS

(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:55, closed)
But they make my head hurt

(Totach arf, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:56, closed)
Hello :0)

(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:00, closed)
Hey - welcome back Totach.
You have to admit that was pretty funny.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:34, closed)
You're just getting your shit fucked right up
it's nothing to worry about
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:34, closed)
with his first post too
that's pretty epic
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:40, closed)
You've been a jolly good sport about all this
even through the head hurting - well done! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:58, closed)
Do you want me to **** out your name?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:58, closed)
Very civilised, old boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:06, closed)
Wouldn't make much difference
Seeing as folk could just find it again through le google in very few seconds.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:53, closed)
It'll stop this page coming up on a google search for him.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:02, closed)
This fails so hard it gets friction burns.
Is it possible to give all the replies a click and the actual post an anti-click?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:34, closed)
oi you lot!
Leave the boy alone. So he made a massive balls up. Now go play with kids your own size. I know your dads!!
(horsethroat chewing on life's gristle on, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:25, closed)
someone has a tochy of the fail about them
Now lets all poke him with sticks
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:53, closed)
clickety click...
purely for the epicness of this fail!!!!!!!
(Studentken is looking for motivation on, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:29, closed)
This is almost so fail it's win.
But not quite.

Resulting in it being even more fail (if that's actually possible).
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:58, closed)
My dear Totach
You need more of this in your life:
lmgtfy.com/?q=Totach
(Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:22, closed)
Badger- archive this!

(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:56, closed)
My first fail
and it probably wont be the last
(Totach arf, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:28, closed)
You've taken it well, that's the main thing.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:35, closed)
smile...
laugh and move on, everyone makes mistakes ;)
(Studentken is looking for motivation on, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:37, closed)
We have all been there.
That's a lie but I want you to feel better.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:38, closed)
ha

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:43, closed)
You've earned a great deal of respect
by not being a big bender about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:39, closed)
Deffo this!
Well done! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:42, closed)
Thirded.
Fair play to you, lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 21:29, closed)
Added to the B3ta dictionary
totach = to fail at your 1st attempt!

Well done Click!!!
(wobbler, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:42, closed)
click this ^

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 0:12, closed)
listen folks
i think before we run this guy down we should be sure our info is bombproof
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 0:27, closed)
I REALLY LOVE THE WAY MY COMMENT HAS SPAWNED RACIST COMMENTS, THAT'S AWESOME!!!!
you dick.
(PsychoChomp, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 1:05, closed)
it's funny because spimf is a spastic
special needs are funny!
(likeajackhammer, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 11:20, closed)

















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(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 19:52, closed)
****!!!****
"The fingers you have used to type this are too fat. To obtain a special typing wand please mash the keyboard with your bloated pie-hooks now."
(St Sepulchre's Belle tolled for thee on, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 3:53, closed)
fuck me
it used to be b3ta last time i looked

throwaway gag in amoungst the piles of madeline bodies and psychochump springs to the fore

total

knob
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 19:50, closed)
You can get away with anything on b3ta, as long as it's funny.
yours wasn't.
Don't reply back with another witty insult, it'll only end badly.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:17, closed)
i'll do whatever the fuck i like
glad to see you appreciate my wit though

listen to yourself, 'only end badly' what a fucking sits-at-home no-mates loser

/ignore
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:44, closed)
It's like shooting fish over here.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:23, closed)
I laughed....

(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:09, closed)
'This is b3ta' = 'why won't people let me be racist in peace?'

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:49, closed)
a clear example of
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD, I TELL YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:18, closed)
very very good point
i researched- apparently i have a profile on a 3d modelling site.. quite possibly me but i dont remember it
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 14:35, closed)
This is officially QOTW's biggest ever fail.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 18:07, closed)
Seconded

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:47, closed)

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