As I have mentioned once before
I informed my then girlfriend that I had going to ask her to marry me whilst we were on holiday in Ecuador but then didn't because I realised that I really didn't want to. Strangely this revelation did not strengthen our bond.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:17, 24 replies)

I'm sure it gets funnier each time you tell it.

(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:25, closed)

I'm going to need more data before I can accept this.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:30, closed)

Sorry, misread your comment
Nah, never knowingly humorous.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 17:11, closed)

It was funny for me ( in hindsight at least)
But no, I don't imagine it tickles many people's funny bones. My lack of humour is one of the wonderful failings she missed out on.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 17:07, closed)

This reminds me of a holiday I went on with a bunch of friends
One of whom was an enormous poet when it came to women.
We met a young couple. The woman soon decided that she fancied my drippy friend, who in turn was mooning over her in his usual excruciating way. But rather than simply cheat on her equally wet bloke, instead she told him about her feelings, also told my friend, and the two cowardly males spent the next week engaged in an exquisitely awkward silent tug of war for the affections of a depressed teenager. At one point she was sat in a chair discreetly holding a hand on either side, with all of them looking absolutely fucking miserable. It was hilarious.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:35, closed)

^This should win.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:37, closed)

I'm fairly sure
this wins hands-down.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:40, closed)

Haha

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:41, closed)

Obviously,
you wouldn't understand.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:42, closed)

hahaha

(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:42, closed)

Mooning over?
Fawning, perchance? It takes all sorts but I've yet to meet a lass who'd become more enamoured of me if I mooned over, under, to the side of or at her.
(squigbobble existed, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:43, closed)

Shut up and learn English. Ta.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 18:48, closed)

English motherfucker, do you speak it?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:23, closed)

alright HP

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:27, closed)

Ha ha fuck!
This, along with a Caramac, has brightened my afternoon considerably.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:44, closed)

Ooh, Caramac.
Not had one of those for yonks.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:25, closed)

Nice

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 17:03, closed)

Fantastic

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 17:19, closed)

Splendid.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 17:29, closed)

Has a reply ever won?

(McChinaman banned, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 18:22, closed)

This is a clear winner.
Even though it's a reply and not relevant to the subject. Rules are for dog-fiddlers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 18:46, closed)

this won at 'enormous poet'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 18:18, closed)

clikin dis

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:47, closed)

They should have just double teamed her then she really would be drippy

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:22, closed)