Break-up Stories
Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
( , Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
( , Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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As I have mentioned once before
I informed my then girlfriend that I had going to ask her to marry me whilst we were on holiday in Ecuador but then didn't because I realised that I really didn't want to. Strangely this revelation did not strengthen our bond.
( , Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:17, 24 replies)
I informed my then girlfriend that I had going to ask her to marry me whilst we were on holiday in Ecuador but then didn't because I realised that I really didn't want to. Strangely this revelation did not strengthen our bond.
( , Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:17, 24 replies)
It was funny for me ( in hindsight at least)
But no, I don't imagine it tickles many people's funny bones. My lack of humour is one of the wonderful failings she missed out on.
( , Fri 13 Sep 2013, 17:07, closed)
But no, I don't imagine it tickles many people's funny bones. My lack of humour is one of the wonderful failings she missed out on.
( , Fri 13 Sep 2013, 17:07, closed)
This reminds me of a holiday I went on with a bunch of friends
One of whom was an enormous poet when it came to women.
We met a young couple. The woman soon decided that she fancied my drippy friend, who in turn was mooning over her in his usual excruciating way. But rather than simply cheat on her equally wet bloke, instead she told him about her feelings, also told my friend, and the two cowardly males spent the next week engaged in an exquisitely awkward silent tug of war for the affections of a depressed teenager. At one point she was sat in a chair discreetly holding a hand on either side, with all of them looking absolutely fucking miserable. It was hilarious.
( , Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:35, closed)
One of whom was an enormous poet when it came to women.
We met a young couple. The woman soon decided that she fancied my drippy friend, who in turn was mooning over her in his usual excruciating way. But rather than simply cheat on her equally wet bloke, instead she told him about her feelings, also told my friend, and the two cowardly males spent the next week engaged in an exquisitely awkward silent tug of war for the affections of a depressed teenager. At one point she was sat in a chair discreetly holding a hand on either side, with all of them looking absolutely fucking miserable. It was hilarious.
( , Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:35, closed)
Mooning over?
Fawning, perchance? It takes all sorts but I've yet to meet a lass who'd become more enamoured of me if I mooned over, under, to the side of or at her.
( , Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:43, closed)
Fawning, perchance? It takes all sorts but I've yet to meet a lass who'd become more enamoured of me if I mooned over, under, to the side of or at her.
( , Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:43, closed)
Ha ha fuck!
This, along with a Caramac, has brightened my afternoon considerably.
( , Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:44, closed)
This, along with a Caramac, has brightened my afternoon considerably.
( , Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:44, closed)
This is a clear winner.
Even though it's a reply and not relevant to the subject. Rules are for dog-fiddlers.
( , Fri 13 Sep 2013, 18:46, closed)
Even though it's a reply and not relevant to the subject. Rules are for dog-fiddlers.
( , Fri 13 Sep 2013, 18:46, closed)
They should have just double teamed her then she really would be drippy
( , Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:22, closed)
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