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There was a copper knocking at the door there but I ignored it as I couldn't be arsed getting up.
When was the last time you ignored something that was probably important?
Alt: So gonz and battered are going to have a ruck. When was the last time you were in a fight?
Altalt: are you a racist?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:24, 184 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
When was the last time you ignored something that was probably important?
Alt: So gonz and battered are going to have a ruck. When was the last time you were in a fight?
Altalt: are you a racist?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:24, 184 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Typical Scottish.
No they wont, I can't remember, and getting mugged doesn't count right?
No
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:29, Reply)
No they wont, I can't remember, and getting mugged doesn't count right?
No
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:29, Reply)
I ignored a call from my bank last night
I know what it's about, and it is important, but I'm going into the branch this weekend, as I'd rather deal with it face to face, rather than over the phone.
Alt: I don't think I've had an actual 'fight' since school.
Alt Alt: No chance, honky.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:33, Reply)
I know what it's about, and it is important, but I'm going into the branch this weekend, as I'd rather deal with it face to face, rather than over the phone.
Alt: I don't think I've had an actual 'fight' since school.
Alt Alt: No chance, honky.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:33, Reply)
are they calling you to call you a twat for giving people your piin number?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:34, Reply)
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Nope, they're telling me off for talking to spastics on the internet
I'm in a repayment plan with them, which expires at the end of this month. I was told when I signed up for it 6 months ago, that I'd be able to renew it under the same terms. They're now saying I have to double my payments, or I get fined.
The only reason I'm on the current agreement in the first place is because of a mistake the bank made, in which they passed through my account to collections, despite me keeping within the terms of the agreement.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:48, Reply)
I'm in a repayment plan with them, which expires at the end of this month. I was told when I signed up for it 6 months ago, that I'd be able to renew it under the same terms. They're now saying I have to double my payments, or I get fined.
The only reason I'm on the current agreement in the first place is because of a mistake the bank made, in which they passed through my account to collections, despite me keeping within the terms of the agreement.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:48, Reply)
i almost got in a fight when i tried pulling someone's trousers down at karaoke the other week
i felt really bad cos i was jsut kidding but this little 17 year old oik was trying to be all brave in front of his fat girlfriend, unfortuantely i couldn't hear a word he was saying
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:35, Reply)
i felt really bad cos i was jsut kidding but this little 17 year old oik was trying to be all brave in front of his fat girlfriend, unfortuantely i couldn't hear a word he was saying
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:35, Reply)
the little tyke had a £30 haircut and jeans hanging off his arse anyway
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don't you start on gonz as well! we're gonna have to tag team this shit, yo
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gonz knows we cool.
plus he don't mind a fatty, so I heard. He'd do Janet.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:50, Reply)
plus he don't mind a fatty, so I heard. He'd do Janet.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:50, Reply)
I put it to you that no matter how well-meaning and earnest you think you are,
you do make judgements - positive or negative ones - on grounds of race, whether you like it or not, and therefore you ARE A RACIST.
You're in a dark late-night street and there's a gang of black youths hanging about: are you seriously claiming that your reaction to this is identical to if they were a gang of Japanese kids?
Bull shit Mr. Han, man.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:37, Reply)
you do make judgements - positive or negative ones - on grounds of race, whether you like it or not, and therefore you ARE A RACIST.
You're in a dark late-night street and there's a gang of black youths hanging about: are you seriously claiming that your reaction to this is identical to if they were a gang of Japanese kids?
Bull shit Mr. Han, man.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:37, Reply)
if I see a large group of any kids I walk the other way.
not many black gangs in Glasgow, we can't fucking stand them.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:38, Reply)
not many black gangs in Glasgow, we can't fucking stand them.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:38, Reply)
I heard that there were more gays in glasgow than anywhere in the uk?
Is that true?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:40, Reply)
Is that true?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:40, Reply)
I guess as you only have 3 teeth between you all
blow jobs must be all the rage
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:47, Reply)
blow jobs must be all the rage
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:47, Reply)
Last time I went to Glasgow we ended up in a gay bar
It was great, all the drinks were absolutely dirt cheap, and it was a good laugh.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:49, Reply)
It was great, all the drinks were absolutely dirt cheap, and it was a good laugh.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:49, Reply)
we like to call a spade a spade up here.
for some reason, they don't like that.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:42, Reply)
for some reason, they don't like that.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:42, Reply)
Some coppers on a bridge pointing a speed gun at me
I'm dreading the arrival of the inevitable letter
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:40, Reply)
I'm dreading the arrival of the inevitable letter
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:40, Reply)
Around the 100 mark, if I was over not very good, under maybe 6 points on a clean licence so alright really
M6 toll, everyone speeds on that fucker and I ent never seen coppers on it since it opened
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:44, Reply)
M6 toll, everyone speeds on that fucker and I ent never seen coppers on it since it opened
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:44, Reply)
Yer, I am aware of this :(
But no points or something stupid like that. I sware if I ran someone over and killed them I'd get less
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:46, Reply)
But no points or something stupid like that. I sware if I ran someone over and killed them I'd get less
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:46, Reply)
you may be able to argue that your car is essential for your livelyhood
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Eight weeks worst, probs reduced to 3/4 weeks for work.
I can always use the Ferguson defence and see where it gets me
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:51, Reply)
I can always use the Ferguson defence and see where it gets me
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:51, Reply)
You might get to chance to miss the points and do the speed awareness course.
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That's within 10% of the limit. Doin the ton and being caught is automatic disqualification. UNLESS I GET SILKY NICK FREEMAN ON THE CASE
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:55, Reply)
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I'll take the punishment like a responsible citizen of this fair and sceptred Isle
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:14, Reply)
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:14, Reply)
you'll probably get away with it though, they don't put film in their cameras
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:15, Reply)
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it would be a stupid thing to do anyway
there's a massive fine for trying that on now. they realised too many people were slipping through the loophole.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:28, Reply)
there's a massive fine for trying that on now. they realised too many people were slipping through the loophole.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:28, Reply)
my mate got caught by the only speed camera in the north of scotland.
fucking dozy cunt.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:45, Reply)
fucking dozy cunt.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:45, Reply)
Like most people on there I tend to think
IVE PAID FOUR POUNDS FOR THIS I DEMAND THE RIGHT TO SPEED!
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:46, Reply)
IVE PAID FOUR POUNDS FOR THIS I DEMAND THE RIGHT TO SPEED!
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:46, Reply)
I've done 130 on that and still had some prick flashing me to fuck off out of his way
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:49, Reply)
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He probably thought IVE BOUGHT AN AUDI I DESERVE THE RIGHT TO BE A PRICK!
I hope you rammed him off the road in your souped up Accord.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:51, Reply)
I hope you rammed him off the road in your souped up Accord.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:51, Reply)
its alright they don't put film in all the cameras
they're just a deterrent
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:50, Reply)
they're just a deterrent
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:50, Reply)
Nah it were two coppers next to a police car pointing speed guns at motorists, it's fair to say that I'm well fucked
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:52, Reply)
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they let me off at 98mph, you might be ok
my dad got done on the m6 toll. he was doing 99mph. copper dragged him into the cop car and started reading him the riot act. then a crackling noise and the radio blared into life: dangerous escaped criminal running down the m6 toll, all units mobilise immediately.
policeman turns to my dad. "did you hear that? that, sir, is your lucky day. now piss off."
my dad pissed off. at 69mph.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:12, Reply)
my dad got done on the m6 toll. he was doing 99mph. copper dragged him into the cop car and started reading him the riot act. then a crackling noise and the radio blared into life: dangerous escaped criminal running down the m6 toll, all units mobilise immediately.
policeman turns to my dad. "did you hear that? that, sir, is your lucky day. now piss off."
my dad pissed off. at 69mph.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:12, Reply)
Could you somehow work in a bit about how he kicked the school bully into this story?
Cheers.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:14, Reply)
Cheers.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:14, Reply)
I ent got tits. Srsly I'm screwed.
WHY ME !!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:16, Reply)
WHY ME !!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:16, Reply)
Tell them you saw two suspecious looking men in dark clothing
point a gun at your car and you paniced.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:19, Reply)
point a gun at your car and you paniced.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:19, Reply)
You know, I've not once been done by a stationary camera
it's always been those cunts in the vans.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:19, Reply)
it's always been those cunts in the vans.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:19, Reply)
They didn't have you on a speed gun though.
So they were only really guessing at your speed
If they've got a gun out they're after people. Although, fair does, it could just be to scare people as the M6 toll never has any police on it.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:44, Reply)
So they were only really guessing at your speed
If they've got a gun out they're after people. Although, fair does, it could just be to scare people as the M6 toll never has any police on it.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:44, Reply)
im not going because i dont want to risk being violently premeditaded physically assaulted.
Its a shame, lots of people I would have enjoyed meeting. He's ruined it now, months of hard work planning. All because I didn't take his hypothetical question seriously and he took my reply as gospal.
never met someone who can't work out what fiction is or isn't.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:45, Reply)
Its a shame, lots of people I would have enjoyed meeting. He's ruined it now, months of hard work planning. All because I didn't take his hypothetical question seriously and he took my reply as gospal.
never met someone who can't work out what fiction is or isn't.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:45, Reply)
im on my phone, but its the one where he asked what you would do with a tenner and 30min to live
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:49, Reply)
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wear springs on his shoes then jump off a barstool and try to nut him.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:14, Reply)
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Battered is not a mental, he wouldn't punch gonz for something he said on here obviously as a joke.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:15, Reply)
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I think you're forgetting that Battered actually had a breakdown immediately after the first bash he attended.
So he is a mental.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:17, Reply)
So he is a mental.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:17, Reply)
There's express linkage between schizophrenia and epilepsy
He ent allowed to be left alone with his kid or something like that
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:22, Reply)
He ent allowed to be left alone with his kid or something like that
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:22, Reply)
I heard there was a link between epilepsy and being short.
Apparently if your head is closer to the ground your more likely to be kicked by a horse.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:32, Reply)
Apparently if your head is closer to the ground your more likely to be kicked by a horse.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:32, Reply)
My sister phoning me, and seeing her number on call display, ignoring it. Turned out the old lady ahd died, which was a bit heavy.
Alt, 1993 or 4 I think, not really a fight, only 1 punch was thrown.
Alt alt, no.
What did the copper want? I had a couple of guys turn up to mine on Boxing Day one year, I looked through the entry system and saw 2 guys in suits with clipboards. Not a good sign anytime, but Boxing Day? Think they were debt collectors.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:46, Reply)
Alt, 1993 or 4 I think, not really a fight, only 1 punch was thrown.
Alt alt, no.
What did the copper want? I had a couple of guys turn up to mine on Boxing Day one year, I looked through the entry system and saw 2 guys in suits with clipboards. Not a good sign anytime, but Boxing Day? Think they were debt collectors.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:46, Reply)
I dunno what the coppers wanted, I didn't answer the door.
If it's important, they'll come back.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:48, Reply)
If it's important, they'll come back.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:48, Reply)
probably something going down with the neighbours.
I HOPE IT'S NOT MY MUM!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:54, Reply)
I HOPE IT'S NOT MY MUM!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:54, Reply)
I've had the "food police", as I call them, calling round.
Some local council healthy eating initiative. Guy comes round at 5pmiah, and asks what I'm having/had for tea. Just shut the door on the twat. Apparently, if you tell them, they tell you it's unhealthy, and suggest a nice salad instead.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:53, Reply)
Some local council healthy eating initiative. Guy comes round at 5pmiah, and asks what I'm having/had for tea. Just shut the door on the twat. Apparently, if you tell them, they tell you it's unhealthy, and suggest a nice salad instead.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:53, Reply)
you could have a lot of fun with that.
like taking the piss out the god squad.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:59, Reply)
like taking the piss out the god squad.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:59, Reply)
Talking of a healthy diet,
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4266244/Partner-of-Coca-Cola-addict-claims-guzzling-the-drink-killed-her.html
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:04, Reply)
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4266244/Partner-of-Coca-Cola-addict-claims-guzzling-the-drink-killed-her.html
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:04, Reply)
george the 999 dog was on the sun website
check that story out too. there are pics of him.
world's ugliest dog contender.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:08, Reply)
check that story out too. there are pics of him.
world's ugliest dog contender.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:08, Reply)
It's a Basset, they are pretty manky looking.
His lipstick is partly out in the first picture. Not that I was actively looking.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:12, Reply)
His lipstick is partly out in the first picture. Not that I was actively looking.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:12, Reply)
not for the first time but i'm going to disagree with you here
that dog is bloody lvoely
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:16, Reply)
that dog is bloody lvoely
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:16, Reply)
I think Bassets just look wrong.
As if theyve got too much skin to cover their inside stuff. A bit baggy.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)
As if theyve got too much skin to cover their inside stuff. A bit baggy.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)
just because he is ugly doesn't mean he can't be lovely
shallow cunt!
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:24, Reply)
shallow cunt!
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:24, Reply)
Ha ha.
Quote from his owner,
“He’s not usually very smart.
"He’s really dopey and just likes to chew socks.”
My mate has a Basset at least as ugly as this thing, and it's main hobby is trying to undo shoelaces.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:32, Reply)
Quote from his owner,
“He’s not usually very smart.
"He’s really dopey and just likes to chew socks.”
My mate has a Basset at least as ugly as this thing, and it's main hobby is trying to undo shoelaces.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:32, Reply)
that bit made me LOL too
they are pretty pointless. and they HOWL!
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:34, Reply)
they are pretty pointless. and they HOWL!
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:34, Reply)
In that case,
"He’s really dopey and just likes to chew cocks.”
I hope you'll be very happy, and have lots of little George Quintens.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:39, Reply)
"He’s really dopey and just likes to chew cocks.”
I hope you'll be very happy, and have lots of little George Quintens.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:39, Reply)
How fucking stupid can you really be
Natural selection at work I guess
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:11, Reply)
Natural selection at work I guess
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:11, Reply)
Why not?
Their lack of intelligence is taking them out of the gene-pool. Unfortunately not before she could push out a load of cracker spawn
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:17, Reply)
Their lack of intelligence is taking them out of the gene-pool. Unfortunately not before she could push out a load of cracker spawn
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:17, Reply)
I ignored the TV license guy for about 6 months, he would rock up in his battered old Citroen BX (no fancy vans they don't exist)
we were on the second floor so would simply get the downstairs folk to say we weren't in
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:50, Reply)
we were on the second floor so would simply get the downstairs folk to say we weren't in
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:50, Reply)
yep, otherwise they come around with a van and computer and butt fuck you all the way to White City
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:55, Reply)
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I ignored my wife blabbering on about work, she's pretty important
I haven't been in a fight since I was at school, though someone started on me when I was on crutches when I was 24 but his own best friend broke his collar bone so I didn't need to get involved.
No I am not a racist.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:55, Reply)
I haven't been in a fight since I was at school, though someone started on me when I was on crutches when I was 24 but his own best friend broke his collar bone so I didn't need to get involved.
No I am not a racist.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:55, Reply)
how do you know you don't like something unless you try it?
if you feel bad after telling someone to "fuck off back to monkey land" then fair enough.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:06, Reply)
if you feel bad after telling someone to "fuck off back to monkey land" then fair enough.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:06, Reply)
Broken tooth
I ignored chronic pain with my wisdom teeth and as of now I have a broken jagged tooth in the most inconvenient and inaccessible of locations that's just begging to become a rotten abcess. I have no problems with dentists but I'm dubious about getting out of this one so easily..
Last time I had a fight? Must have been about 11..
Racist? Nah - not really anyone to be racist towards here, not my thing
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:15, Reply)
I ignored chronic pain with my wisdom teeth and as of now I have a broken jagged tooth in the most inconvenient and inaccessible of locations that's just begging to become a rotten abcess. I have no problems with dentists but I'm dubious about getting out of this one so easily..
Last time I had a fight? Must have been about 11..
Racist? Nah - not really anyone to be racist towards here, not my thing
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:15, Reply)
christ, you lot are a bunch of poofs.
none of you been out steaming and ended up in a fight?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:16, Reply)
none of you been out steaming and ended up in a fight?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:16, Reply)
I've only been in one fight about fifteen years ago.
There was one of me and about seven of them. I didn't fight back, I didn't see how it could possibly end well.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:18, Reply)
There was one of me and about seven of them. I didn't fight back, I didn't see how it could possibly end well.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:18, Reply)
/\ THIS
fuck it, you're going to get a doin anyway smash at least one fucker in the face.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:20, Reply)
fuck it, you're going to get a doin anyway smash at least one fucker in the face.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:20, Reply)
well yeah.
glasgow can be rough and I ain't letting a bunch of fucking neds have a go without reply.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:22, Reply)
glasgow can be rough and I ain't letting a bunch of fucking neds have a go without reply.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:22, Reply)
It was one guy out of the seven that took a dislike to me.
If I fought back, the others would almost certainly have kicked the shit out of me. As it was I ended up with a nutting and a couple of punches before he went swaggering back to his mates.
Could have been worse.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:22, Reply)
If I fought back, the others would almost certainly have kicked the shit out of me. As it was I ended up with a nutting and a couple of punches before he went swaggering back to his mates.
Could have been worse.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:22, Reply)
did you have sex with someone and they shat themself during?
fucking hell swipey...... fucking hell.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:38, Reply)
fucking hell swipey...... fucking hell.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:38, Reply)
not during. my then bf did have a bit of a drunken accident in the middle of the night, however.
but yours makes a better story. let's go with that. he had a glass coffee table too.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:42, Reply)
but yours makes a better story. let's go with that. he had a glass coffee table too.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:42, Reply)
so he shat the bed?
was his arse pointing at you? were you pebble dashed?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:45, Reply)
was his arse pointing at you? were you pebble dashed?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:45, Reply)
I hadn't been on the internet long enough to pick up hero fighting madskills.
obviously i'd now defeat all of them with my kung fu.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:21, Reply)
obviously i'd now defeat all of them with my kung fu.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:21, Reply)
I probably would have driven my Accord into him
and thence a wall. It's the traditional form of internet martial art. Web-do? Web-jitsu? Summat, anyway.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:32, Reply)
and thence a wall. It's the traditional form of internet martial art. Web-do? Web-jitsu? Summat, anyway.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:32, Reply)
Every fucking day
Alt: An actual fight? Not sure if I've ever had one. Probably a long time ago if I have.
Altalt: Not in the traditional sense, no.
Alright?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:59, Reply)
Alt: An actual fight? Not sure if I've ever had one. Probably a long time ago if I have.
Altalt: Not in the traditional sense, no.
Alright?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:59, Reply)
bored, this week is really long
I might have some booze tonight to numb the pain
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:02, Reply)
I might have some booze tonight to numb the pain
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:02, Reply)
what brings you over here? are talk being more rubbish tahn here?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:04, Reply)
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:04, Reply)
Just fancied a change
Plus, I'd follow MMPS anywhere.
He's dreamy!
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:09, Reply)
Plus, I'd follow MMPS anywhere.
He's dreamy!
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:09, Reply)
I have been in a few scuffles.
I've lost shoes due to them being covered in blood a couple times. Ruined clothes are the true tragedies of war.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:00, Reply)
I've lost shoes due to them being covered in blood a couple times. Ruined clothes are the true tragedies of war.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:00, Reply)
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