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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm going home in ten minutes, so make your replies prompt and entertaining please.
So, who is best? Quentin or Nakers?
Can one of you nerds stick one of those poll things at the top of this?

Alt: Actually, while you're at it, one of you could pop into my office for a couple of hours and show me some more tricks like quick reply?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:54, 136 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I realise that this thread is shit,
but I don't care, I'm going home soon.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:55, Reply)
*chants*
NAKERS, NAKERS, NAKERS
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:56, Reply)
I just found out the toil which I had 28 hours at the begginning of last month but ran down over the last few weeks
is now going to be paid as overtime plus 50% at the end of the month. FFS I've only got 1.5 hours left.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Unlucky

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Ouch
That sounds like a lot of cash down the drain
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:58, Reply)
fucking never mentioned it before now... cunts.
still I did get a lot of lay ins and early friday pints
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:59, Reply)
s'pose
Cash is always good though.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:59, Reply)
He said pint!
I'm going to the pub.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Quentin, no contest.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Make one of those polls then Chompy
You won't even need to rig this one.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Who's the best poster



(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is going to end up with Quentin and NA getting one vote each and everyone else going for none of the above.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:03, Reply)
I voted tactically so they were the same

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:04, Reply)
I can't see it so I'm assuming I'm winning

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Its a dead heat in the bent spastic race

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:08, Reply)
what's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?
not being a cripple
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:10, Reply)
You are in second place.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:09, Reply)
shit, i accidentally voted naked ape

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:13, Reply)
I hope this is true

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:15, Reply)
:( it's starting to look like a landslide

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:23, Reply)
You got my vote Quents
Probably because I am horribly sleep-deprived at the moment and beginning to hallucinate.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:44, Reply)
thanks tlic, you and me bros now

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:20, Reply)
you're dead to me

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:59, Reply)
That's like comparing genital warts and the clap.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:58, Reply)
*dons tin hat*
I like both of them on here, now that Quentin has chilled some.

Alt:
I'm not showing you any tricks until I see the colour of your money, young man
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:59, Reply)
I'm a bit sick of quick reply now.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:59, Reply)
My iPhone doesn't do quick reply
*sadface*
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:01, Reply)
depends what for
to have a civilised conversation with, probably Ape, to make the board more amusing, quint.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Civilised?
On here?

*drops monocle*
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:00, Reply)
*bums*

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:03, Reply)
*doesn't push back*

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Much as I hate to admit it, Ape.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:03, Reply)
In your face Quinton Oftitwerp!

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:06, Reply)
:(

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:13, Reply)
maybe you should go back to being a spelling reatrd mentalist?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Is he tyred?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:15, Reply)
i'll try, NA

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Quentin gets my vote. Sorry Nakkers.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:14, Reply)
that's ok, fatties should stick together

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Gravity innit?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Why? Do they sweat glue?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:18, Reply)
when there are only two comparables, it's "better", not "best"
ape is better, but he's not the best.

quentin is poorer, but he's not the worst.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Quentin is the worst

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Sausages are the wurst

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:19, Reply)
>:|

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:19, Reply)
no, quentin is a "comedy" character
nobody knows what the real quentin is like. others are just cunts!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)
WTF

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)
you might be awful, shallow and ugly and self-important
or secretly you might be lovely, funny and kind. nobody knows because you confine yourself to board crap.

other people talk about themselves a LOT so we know that they are either awful or lovely in real life too.

don't make me explain myself. it's hot outside.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:34, Reply)
i talk about myself all the time, this isn't an act

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)
oh
oh dear

i am sorry
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Remember when we thought you were Bert?
Those were happy times.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)
bullied from start to finish, i don't know why i put up with it

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:36, Reply)
i am still not convinced
occasionally there is a real reek of bert
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)
I still see moments of Edmund
The pathetic, crying need for attention being part of it.

And before anyone points out I'm the same, several of you have met me, and know I'm not him.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:51, Reply)
i hadn't thought of edmund
interesting.

well. relatively.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:52, Reply)
i'll have you know i earn like loads of money actually

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:19, Reply)
i am sure you do, sweetheart

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:21, Reply)
like last week, joe lended me 50p that he one on a scratchcard

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)
I'M THE BEST

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)

THE BEST a french twat.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:24, Reply)
i am still cringing at the floppy brisket
that himjim is a card
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)
that was extremely funny.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)
it was very funny
but utterly rank. poor charmander couldn't touch her meat after that.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Pfft.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:56, Reply)
*insert comedy sexual euphemism reference here*

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:57, Reply)
oh
i thought i had already done that
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:57, Reply)
I'm so very tired

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Charms being there was the only thing stopping me
from a followup horseradish sauce joke.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Are you calling her ugly here?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Nah, she's just not as filthy as the others.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:15, Reply)
arhhh, I'll send you a thank you cock gaz

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)
*frantically votes Q*

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:31, Reply)
don't worry
you'd need a zoom to see it.

edmund's was bigger.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)
That'll be his meds

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:39, Reply)
How would a multi layered ice lolly help?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:40, Reply)
it'd cheer me up

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)
because if you had held it very far away from your cock, it would have looked bigger
provided you also played it like a banjolele
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:44, Reply)
It wou;ld have been the size of a rocket!

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Nobbly Bobbly more like

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)
You can get a cream for that
Or so I've heard...
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:52, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1629886
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:00, Reply)
I WISH YOU'D NEVER STARTED THIS THREAD THIS IS THE WORST BULLYING OF ALL :''''''(((

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)
I voted for you

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:26, Reply)
thanks PC, any sensible person would

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:27, Reply)
I didn't really, I voted for none of the above
but I didn't want to kick you while you were down.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:28, Reply)
this hurts more than if you'd just been honest to begin with

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:29, Reply)
That wasn't my intention.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:29, Reply)
it doesn't change the facts, you've hurt me deeper than any other forum user

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:30, Reply)
I only hurt you because I care.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:31, Reply)
i appreciate that and it has soothed the pain i originally felt

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Unlike now

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Being an anarchist, I didn't vote.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:31, Reply)
then you don't count

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:34, Reply)
If you don't vote you don't get a say

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:38, Reply)
says who?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:08, Reply)
me

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:09, Reply)
so we can safely assume it's shit then.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:11, Reply)
I agree, it's you and me against the world Q

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:29, Reply)
are you suggesting we team up?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Quape

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:31, Reply)
Naked quentin

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:33, Reply)
oh yes!

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:34, Reply)
sure, we can get matching comedy t-shirts

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:31, Reply)
fuck off mate, soz, no offence

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:34, Reply)
no you're right comedy t-shirts are so last last year
we'll get hats
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)
i'm in
(this one IS a gay sex reference)
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:37, Reply)
really?
I can't feel anything
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:38, Reply)
that'll be the ralgex i smeared all over my cock

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Warming

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:39, Reply)
i did enjoy LIC's midget one
last night's was not so comedy
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:39, Reply)
hahaha, I want a t-shirt with a picture of Battered on as well

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)
maybe he'll bring you one as a present if you come to the next b4sh

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)
I'm free this thursday

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:47, Reply)
well there is no bash this thursday
silly ape.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:48, Reply)
I'll have a bash by myself at Chez Ape

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:54, Reply)
isn't that what you do every night?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:57, Reply)
:(((((

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Battered AND Gonz

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:48, Reply)
kev just had a good idea
fruit machines at airports that use up all your foreign shrapnel, but if you win (unlikely), it'll give you back pounds
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:01, Reply)
who wants to hang around at the airport on their way home?
call kev an idiot
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)
everyone wants rid of all their crappy euros

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:09, Reply)
I dont
I just keep them until I go to another European country again
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Put them just before imigration, they'll have hours to kill
#topical-lol
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:12, Reply)
depends who you ask

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)
of the two? probably nakers

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:11, Reply)
I <3 you like I <3 pudding

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:12, Reply)
i'm putting everyone who prefers naked ape on ignore

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:19, Reply)
arh cool it's neck and neck again!

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:20, Reply)
I thought you didn't have a neck?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)
so much q-hate today :((
it's like living in iraq
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)
We all call it Ira

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Rambo Rambo
It's not the IRA or the KGB dont push me.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)
...

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:33, Reply)
80's reggae tune, oh PS wotcher nakkers
youtube Ackie - call me rambo
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:34, Reply)
reggae is shit
80's reggae ids worse
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:36, Reply)
thats it im voting Q then

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:38, Reply)

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