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I'm going home in ten minutes, so make your replies prompt and entertaining please.
So, who is best? Quentin or Nakers?
Can one of you nerds stick one of those poll things at the top of this?
Alt: Actually, while you're at it, one of you could pop into my office for a couple of hours and show me some more tricks like quick reply?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:54,
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I realise that this thread is shit,
but I don't care, I'm going home soon.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:55,
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*chants*
NAKERS, NAKERS, NAKERS
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:56,
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I just found out the toil which I had 28 hours at the begginning of last month but ran down over the last few weeks
is now going to be paid as overtime plus 50% at the end of the month. FFS I've only got 1.5 hours left.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:56,
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Unlucky
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:58,
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Ouch
That sounds like a lot of cash down the drain
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:58,
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fucking never mentioned it before now... cunts.
still I did get a lot of lay ins and early friday pints
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:59,
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s'pose
Cash is always good though.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:59,
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He said pint!
I'm going to the pub.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:00,
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Quentin, no contest.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:57,
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Make one of those polls then Chompy
You won't even need to rig this one.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:58,
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Who's the best poster
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:00,
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This is going to end up with Quentin and NA getting one vote each and everyone else going for none of the above.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:03,
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I voted tactically so they were the same
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:04,
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I can't see it so I'm assuming I'm winning
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:05,
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Its a dead heat in the bent spastic race
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:08,
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what's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?
not being a cripple
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:10,
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You are in second place.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 30 May 2012, 15:09,
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shit, i accidentally voted naked ape
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:13,
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I hope this is true
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:15,
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:( it's starting to look like a landslide
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:23,
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You got my vote Quents
Probably because I am horribly sleep-deprived at the moment and beginning to hallucinate.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:44,
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thanks tlic, you and me bros now
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:20,
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you're dead to me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:59,
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That's like comparing genital warts and the clap.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:58,
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*dons tin hat*
I like both of them on here, now that Quentin has chilled some.
Alt:
I'm not showing you any tricks until I see the colour of your money, young man
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:59,
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I'm a bit sick of quick reply now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:59,
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My iPhone doesn't do quick reply
*sadface*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:01,
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depends what for
to have a civilised conversation with, probably Ape, to make the board more amusing, quint.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 30 May 2012, 14:59,
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Civilised?
On here?
*drops monocle*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:00,
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*bums*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:03,
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*doesn't push back*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:03,
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Much as I hate to admit it, Ape.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:03,
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In your face Quinton Oftitwerp!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:06,
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:(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:13,
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maybe you should go back to being a spelling reatrd mentalist?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:14,
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Is he tyred?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:15,
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i'll try, NA
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:23,
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Quentin gets my vote. Sorry Nakkers.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:14,
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that's ok, fatties should stick together
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:16,
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Gravity innit?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:17,
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Why? Do they sweat glue?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:18,
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when there are only two comparables, it's "better", not "best"
ape is better, but he's not the best.
quentin is poorer, but he's not the worst.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:18,
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Quentin is the worst
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:19,
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Sausages are the wurst
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:19,
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>:|
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:19,
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no, quentin is a "comedy" character
nobody knows what the real quentin is like. others are just cunts!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:20,
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WTF
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:22,
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you might be awful, shallow and ugly and self-important
or secretly you might be lovely, funny and kind. nobody knows because you confine yourself to board crap.
other people talk about themselves a LOT so we know that they are either awful or lovely in real life too.
don't make me explain myself. it's hot outside.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:34,
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i talk about myself all the time, this isn't an act
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:35,
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oh
oh dear
i am sorry
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:36,
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Remember when we thought you were Bert?
Those were happy times.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:35,
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bullied from start to finish, i don't know why i put up with it
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:36,
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i am still not convinced
occasionally there is a real reek of bert
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:45,
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I still see moments of Edmund
The pathetic, crying need for attention being part of it.
And before anyone points out I'm the same, several of you have met me, and know I'm not him.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:51,
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i hadn't thought of edmund
interesting.
well. relatively.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:52,
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i'll have you know i earn like loads of money actually
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:19,
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i am sure you do, sweetheart
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:21,
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like last week, joe lended me 50p that he one on a scratchcard
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:22,
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I'M THE BEST
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Kroney, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:20,
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THE BEST a french twat.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:24,
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i am still cringing at the floppy brisket
that himjim is a card
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:45,
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that was extremely funny.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:49,
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it was very funny
but utterly rank. poor charmander couldn't touch her meat after that.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:53,
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Pfft.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:56,
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*insert comedy sexual euphemism reference here*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:57,
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oh
i thought i had already done that
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:57,
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I'm so very tired
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:58,
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Charms being there was the only thing stopping me
from a followup horseradish sauce joke.
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Kroney, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:03,
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Are you calling her ugly here?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:06,
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Nah, she's just not as filthy as the others.
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Kroney, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:15,
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arhhh, I'll send you a thank you cock gaz
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:22,
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*frantically votes Q*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:31,
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don't worry
you'd need a zoom to see it.
edmund's was bigger.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:35,
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That'll be his meds
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:39,
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How would a multi layered ice lolly help?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:40,
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it'd cheer me up
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:41,
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because if you had held it very far away from your cock, it would have looked bigger
provided you also played it like a banjolele
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:44,
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It wou;ld have been the size of a rocket!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:45,
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Nobbly Bobbly more like
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:45,
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You can get a cream for that
Or so I've heard...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:52,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1629886
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:00,
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I WISH YOU'D NEVER STARTED THIS THREAD THIS IS THE WORST BULLYING OF ALL :''''''(((
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:25,
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I voted for you
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:26,
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thanks PC, any sensible person would
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:27,
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I didn't really, I voted for none of the above
but I didn't want to kick you while you were down.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:28,
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this hurts more than if you'd just been honest to begin with
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:29,
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That wasn't my intention.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:29,
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it doesn't change the facts, you've hurt me deeper than any other forum user
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:30,
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I only hurt you because I care.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:31,
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i appreciate that and it has soothed the pain i originally felt
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:35,
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Unlike now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:29,
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Being an anarchist, I didn't vote.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 30 May 2012, 15:31,
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then you don't count
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:34,
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If you don't vote you don't get a say
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:38,
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says who?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 30 May 2012, 16:08,
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me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:09,
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so we can safely assume it's shit then.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 30 May 2012, 16:11,
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I agree, it's you and me against the world Q
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:29,
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are you suggesting we team up?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:29,
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Quape
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:31,
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Naked quentin
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:33,
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oh yes!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:34,
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sure, we can get matching comedy t-shirts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:31,
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fuck off mate, soz, no offence
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:34,
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no you're right comedy t-shirts are so last last year
we'll get hats
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:35,
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i'm in
(this one IS a gay sex reference)
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:37,
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really?
I can't feel anything
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:38,
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that'll be the ralgex i smeared all over my cock
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:39,
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Warming
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:39,
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i did enjoy LIC's midget one
last night's was not so comedy
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:39,
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hahaha, I want a t-shirt with a picture of Battered on as well
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:41,
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maybe he'll bring you one as a present if you come to the next b4sh
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:45,
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I'm free this thursday
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:47,
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well there is no bash this thursday
silly ape.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:48,
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I'll have a bash by myself at Chez Ape
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:54,
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isn't that what you do every night?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:57,
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:(((((
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:58,
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Battered AND Gonz
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:48,
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kev just had a good idea
fruit machines at airports that use up all your foreign shrapnel, but if you win (unlikely), it'll give you back pounds
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:01,
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who wants to hang around at the airport on their way home?
call kev an idiot
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:06,
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everyone wants rid of all their crappy euros
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:09,
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I dont
I just keep them until I go to another European country again
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:11,
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Put them just before imigration, they'll have hours to kill
#topical-lol
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:12,
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depends who you ask
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:14,
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of the two? probably nakers
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:11,
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I <3 you like I <3 pudding
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:12,
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i'm putting everyone who prefers naked ape on ignore
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:19,
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arh cool it's neck and neck again!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:20,
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I thought you didn't have a neck?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:24,
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so much q-hate today :((
it's like living in iraq
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:26,
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We all call it Ira
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:28,
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Rambo Rambo
It's not the IRA or the KGB dont push me.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:31,
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...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:33,
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80's reggae tune, oh PS wotcher nakkers
youtube Ackie - call me rambo
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:34,
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reggae is shit
80's reggae ids worse
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:36,
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thats it im voting Q then
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:38,
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