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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Bored with that thread.
Tell us about something you got wrong when you were younger that makes you cringe to this day.

As a youngster I thought God's name was Peter and announced this loudly at some family do. My reasoning behind this was that at church the priest would say 'Thanks, Peter God' at the end of the service.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:23, 197 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I thought that sodomised meant being compromised or weakened, or that you feel cheated
What a twat, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:30, Reply)
I'll compromise your arse in a minute

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:35, Reply)
Sutcliffelols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:30, Reply)
In the REM song Sidewinder sleeps tonight
I thought the follicly challenged songsmith Mike Stipe was singing "Calling Jamaica" and not "Call me when you try to wake her" which were the actual lyrics.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:31, Reply)
shit
i have thought this for most of my adult life, thanks for ruining an already shit song by a shit band for me
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:32, Reply)
to be fair, nobody understood that lyric
i remember key 103 slowing it right down

remember "informer" by snow? my friend nick was convinced he was singing "i said farmer"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:33, Reply)
Licky boom-boom lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:33, Reply)
i should have put that in last week's /qotw
hmmm. surely someone can start a war on this one?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:34, Reply)
A sneaky boom boom now.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:35, Reply)
I am blessed by my ignorance of the song in question.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:33, Reply)
it goes 'Calling Jamai-caaa-ah, Calling Jamai-caaa-ah' over and over

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:34, Reply)
Liar.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:36, Reply)
Genuinely don't know it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:40, Reply)
This is a good thing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:45, Reply)
I always thought it was "Calling Cheryl Baker, Calling Cheryl Baker"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:17, Reply)
I thought the world was full of joy and harmony

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:31, Reply)
I thought you weren't a bent spastic.

Not really lol
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:34, Reply)
i was the child who believed the story about the deaf old lady at the back of the room during ballet performances etc
over all the dulcet tones of the demure little girls can be heard my surprisingly gruff yorkshire accent bellowing: "NEEEEEEEVER SMIIIIIILE AT A CROCODIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILE".

also i had a bad habit of taking my pants off everywhere, including at the altar during my brother's christening. my parents found these family videos hysterical enough to bring out to every friend/bf i ever had.

luckily i now have sweet accent-less dulcet tones. and my knickers are glued to my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:32, Reply)
snailtrails

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:33, Reply)
I WAS 3
think of your own daughter. now i hope you feel like a very bad man.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:33, Reply)
I meant them being glued to your arse now
YOU NONCE!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:34, Reply)
it's too late
sportscow is a dirty kiddie-fiddling nonce
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:36, Reply)
Well yeah, but....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:38, Reply)
I'd have fingered her when she was three.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:37, Reply)
Travis' controversial follow up single.....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:38, Reply)
Hahahaha. 10/10.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:40, Reply)
his daughter? or me?
you know what.... neither answer can help you.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:38, Reply)
It really was a lose-lose answer

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:39, Reply)
Just you
pinched like a bowling ball.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:39, Reply)
hahahaha!
Steeeeeeeeerrrrike!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:40, Reply)
i hope it's still funny
when you're in hell
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:40, Reply)
+with last night's deposit

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:33, Reply)

When I was about 12 I argued until I was blue in the face that Bruce Springsteen was a better guitarist than Eric Clapton. It was only years that I remembered the argument and cringed with embarrassment when I realised my error. They are, of course, both cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:33, Reply)
Clapton is a better playing guitar cunt
but Springsteen wins on the "close the fucking window" count
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:34, Reply)
Hahahah 10/10

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:37, Reply)
I recently mentioned that the battery life on my old phone was 'falling faster than Clapton's kid'
Turns out some people thought that was offensive, fucking idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:43, Reply)
I saw that one
and lolled accordingly
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:45, Reply)

I said that for effect. I actually really like Springsteen.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:34, Reply)
He's shit.
ANSWER ME THIS:
If he is the self-styled 'voice of blue collar America' (not a voice I have any interest in hearing anyway) how can he also be the self-styled 'boss'?

I put it you that he is thick, shit AND a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:36, Reply)
He's had Better Days

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:38, Reply)
not since the summer of '69

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:39, Reply)
Sorry, can't hear you, too busy listening to Cadillac Ranch.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:38, Reply)
No-one is the winner in that contest.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:35, Reply)
I thought that 9 x 2 was 16 once!!!11!
WITH A SPOON
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:33, Reply)
i thought you could milk bees :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:34, Reply)
The bee buckets are too small

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:35, Reply)
trust you to miss the opportunity of making a boob-bees joke

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:36, Reply)
fucksocks

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:39, Reply)
edit and i'll delete!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:45, Reply)
I don't edit
apart from spelling miskates
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:47, Reply)
Nice underscore

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:36, Reply)
cheers, someone nicked quinten

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:37, Reply)
Only the 'boo' kind.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:43, Reply)
Agnostic is officially better than sportscow

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:49, Reply)
I thought Quinten was Bobby.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:36, Reply)
i have gazzes that prove the contrary

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:37, Reply)
how so?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:37, Reply)
what goes on gaz, stays on gaz

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:39, Reply)
fair do's, but i really am bobby you know

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:39, Reply)
no you're not

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:40, Reply)
yes i am, i love hash cakes and tattoos and that

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Oh man, you're so alternative.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:43, Reply)
I'm sold now
This is even better than Chompy's Welshman
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:44, Reply)
excuse me, i'm too busy making lesson plans for 5 year olds to be in a relationship right now

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Hi Bob

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Hi Sportscow, would you like a hash brownie and a go on my ps3?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:50, Reply)
Please
Can I also have some pasta bake?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:51, Reply)
NO ALL THE PASTA BAKE IS MINE

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:52, Reply)
I do enjoy a good pasta bake

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)
me too bro

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:08, Reply)
Your pizza bash looked like fun.
Except Battered wasn't smiling. I didn't realise Lampitos hot flatmate would be going or I might have made an effort to attend.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:44, Reply)
I had to guess at some of the attendees

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:45, Reply)
The hot redhead was Lampitos hot red headed flatmate.
Monty was the one who looked like a senile old bellend, and Battered was the short one who wasn't smiling and had blurry arms and legs in some of the shots when he was fitting.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:47, Reply)
I knew Monty, berk, Lusty, LiC and Battered

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:47, Reply)
The pic I saw had Battered swearing with his hands
I was shocked.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:48, Reply)
I've reported it to Facebook accordingly

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:50, Reply)
Just looked, he's even shorter than I thought!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:52, Reply)
you do know he was sitting down, right?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Really? Shit, I hadn't realised.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Cheeky cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:04, Reply)
oh dear, could you see those pics?
it doesn't matter except that i promised an attendee that i would lock them to friends only so that his boss couldn't see them.

hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:00, Reply)
You've got them set to your friends
and the friends of the tagged people in the photos.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:06, Reply)
I only recognised Monty and Lusty at first, and Battered after it was pointed out, but I don't know any of the others

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Swipe, Monty, Lusty, Me, Berk, Charmander, HimJim, LIC and Battered.
Oh, and Barry.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:17, Reply)
Ah, I also recognised Cockneck, oops

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:22, Reply)
Oh is that Barry?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:33, Reply)
LiC

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:34, Reply)
oh ffs
it just says "friends" on the thing. stupid computers.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:26, Reply)
In your privacy settings it's probably set to
Friends plus Friends there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:30, Reply)
fucking facebook

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Oh man, we shoud be facebook friends so I can see the rest of them then.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:14, Reply)
you can totally add me again
and i can totally delete you again and we can keep doing it. i hear it's your thing.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:20, Reply)
I'd add you but i don't know your name :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:22, Reply)
well gaz me yours and i will add you!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:26, Reply)
You can totally add me
I'm Comrade Quixote on FB too.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:28, Reply)
i think we are already FB friends
you have cut me really deep now
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:31, Reply)
We are sweety
I was grooming Ape.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:32, Reply)
oh!
groom away.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:37, Reply)
It never work, I don't think he likes me.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:38, Reply)
I probably had a mouthful of food at the time. I normally do.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Coq?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:05, Reply)
No thanks I've just had breakfast.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:05, Reply)
Verily sir you are like unto a little teapot

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:06, Reply)
I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:14, Reply)
*feels validated*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:22, Reply)
I was quite adamant that the lyric from 'Common People'
was not 'woodchip on the wall' but 'worm shit on the wall' and loudly sang that at the end of year karaoke disco. I spent the rest of the party in detention.
(berk, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:44, Reply)
Where "they didn't notice you at all"?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:46, Reply)
I was only 10
fucking miserable end of year party that was.
(berk, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Oh man
This makes me feel old
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:51, Reply)
Ignore her, she's attention seeking

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Jealousy is so unbecoming, darling
It's not my fault if you're nearly 40.
(berk, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:04, Reply)
NEARLY being the optimum word.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:05, Reply)
I have just worked out I am 40 in 374 days.
Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:06, Reply)
In 353 days, I turn 25

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:07, Reply)
I thought you were older than that?
wow, the years have not been kind, have they?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:07, Reply)
I had an uphill paper round.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:08, Reply)

paper round garden
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:09, Reply)
How can you have an uphill garden?
Silly boy
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:09, Reply)
He's not making sense.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:10, Reply)
Too subtle?
RIS: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=uphill%20gardener
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:24, Reply)
In, ooh, six weeks time
I will be 90% of 30.
(berk, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:10, Reply)
Child.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:10, Reply)
Not unless your maths has gone badly wrong, no.

(berk, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:14, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1632109
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:23, Reply)
I got thrown out of the one and only school disco I went to, after 30 seconds.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)
It wasn't your school, was it?
And you were naked.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:57, Reply)
and it was only last week.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:59, Reply)
No sense of humour, some people.
Tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:02, Reply)
You did, getting THAT out in public

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:07, Reply)
I told you the other day
I used to say Window Still instead of Sill and was never corrected by my parents who thought it was cute and then my teacher took the piss out of me and made the whole class laugh.

I got my own back when my mother insisted that if you wanted Suzanne Vega you will find her leisure centre.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:46, Reply)
On the 2nd floor?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:46, Reply)
Upstairs from you?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:53, Reply)
I don't get this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:54, Reply)
Yes, I think you've seen him before.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:00, Reply)
At the beginning of AC/DC's "You shook me all night long"
When the horizontally challenged geordie rocker Brian Johnson sings "She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean", I thought he was singing "She was a fax machine, she kept her modem clean".

*techlols*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:51, Reply)
hahahaha!
Rock and Roll lyrics of the highest order
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:51, Reply)
Officesmirk

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)
+ equipment

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:08, Reply)
As a child I suffered from glue ear
So constantly got things wrong and misunderstood things. My parents didn't realise this until I was around five or six and had just assumed that I was thick.
Eventually they discovered that I was deaf.
And thick.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:52, Reply)
Don't forget ugly too!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:53, Reply)
And smelly.
And clap ridden.

And pustulous.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:54, Reply)
and thick

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:54, Reply)
Sorry, I can't hear any of you.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:55, Reply)
and bent

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:55, Reply)
AND DEAF

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)
I now picture you with a pillow welded to the side of your head as a child

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:55, Reply)
NONCE!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)
This combination of stupidity and poor hearing led me to announce to people that I was "death"

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:59, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:02, Reply)
In home economics you made 'Deaf Jam'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:03, Reply)
L. T. I.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:17, Reply)
I have a dumb question.
If a circle goes round something else, it's called a ring. Is there a word that means the same as 'ring' for a square that goes round something? Or is it still a ring?

Am I being really stupid?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:00, Reply)
A quadrangle.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:03, Reply)

That sounds right. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Yes
A frame?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:04, Reply)
That doesn't sound right. Idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:06, Reply)
That reminds me
I must quadrangle these pictures
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:07, Reply)

'Oxford Street, Regents Street, Piccadilly and Charing Cross Road form a frame around Soho'.

Bugger, that might actually work.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:08, Reply)
You didn't give context

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:11, Reply)
True.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:12, Reply)
a sqing

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:05, Reply)
Funt.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:06, Reply)
haha
www.b3ta.com/questions/war/post1631872
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:05, Reply)
We have loads of these in our family
and they're basically used for the purposes of mocking.

Saying that, there was a lot of cringeworthy arse-ups when I was a kid that really do deserve a sound mocking.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:04, Reply)

cringeworthy sexy mocking bumming
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Yeah no need to actually mention any of them.
We'll just assume they're hilarious and have a good old lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:11, Reply)
I've got a full-bore rofl going on here and no mistake.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:13, Reply)

full-bore rofl semi
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:16, Reply)
She's certainly being rofligate with her yarns.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:17, Reply)
I'd say she's too ashamed to air them in public
But she's letting her brother marry a scouser, so clearly there's no pride there at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:17, Reply)
Pretty much the former.
There's enough about me to mock, without telling you that I once told DJ to take a short walk off a long pier, or that I bought Timmy Mallet's 'Bombalurina' single when I was 16.

Or that I thought I looked cool when I danced like a flid at a school disco.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Ah yeah.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:35, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:36, Reply)
To clarify:
Quentin is Bobby
Bobby is Thundercunt
monty is Legless
Pooflake is Spanky
everyone else is bert
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:27, Reply)
You forgot
Naked Ape is a bent spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:29, Reply)
Tangleupinblue is piston broke

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:30, Reply)
Who am I?
Am I really me?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:31, Reply)
The Who's follow up singles?
Both of them?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:35, Reply)
you are Adam QC

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:37, Reply)
De gyal dem sugah?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:37, Reply)
*sobs*
ITS TRUE!!
*something about stand-up*
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:39, Reply)
+ bombing
+ dying on your arse
+ cringing
+ embarrassing
+ Rswipe to comfort you*

*this may be libalous i'm not sure
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:44, Reply)
i don't even own an sister

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:32, Reply)
not NOW, no.
not after you killed her lest she reveal your secret.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:38, Reply)
Stop fucking her then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:48, Reply)
I am all of you

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:33, Reply)
Even me?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:35, Reply)
everyone

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:47, Reply)
*touches self*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:39, Reply)
pervert

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:48, Reply)
At every opportunity.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:50, Reply)

r n
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:34, Reply)
You to me are everything.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:34, Reply)
OH BABY

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:35, Reply)
Hows this for stalking
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:36, Reply)
I thought INXS was pronounced "Inks"
also, at least two serious relationships.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:40, Reply)

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