B3-ta evenin' thread,
Are you all, properly fed?
Whats on, telly in-stead.
Can you save THIS thread?

Hay, I just posted... an eveNING thread. So click reply, whazup my friend.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:20, Reply)

Shut up Gonz.

( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:21, Reply)

This vicious personal vendetta is dragging down the whole board

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:28, Reply)

is there any reason for it?

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:31, Reply)

He's a dull sexually frustrated drug addicted twat who thinks he can cook. Other than that, no.

( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:33, Reply)

Ooooooohhhhhhh!!!

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:34, Reply)

Just fuck each other, already.

( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:35, Reply)

Gonz doesn't fancy him
I think that's the problem
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:37, Reply)

If Battered got an upgrade with a shiny new case, Gonz would have him in a shot.

( Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:40, Reply)

Surely you have a comment to add about his chronic inability to ignore new technology.

( Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:37, Reply)

Your self esteem must be quite low, to have to consistently point out how your percieved flaws in other people.
The only person you need to be better than is yourself; and that applies to everyone.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)

terrible words were exchanged online
items were sent in the post
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:34, Reply)

I'm surprised you aren't all jealous
that Battered is stealing your schtick. Is gloating like a nice break?
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:40, Reply)

syncubus is trying to tell me how to paint my nails properly
Fuck that
( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:38, Reply)

sycubus?

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:39, Reply)

old s hool talker

( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:40, Reply)

painting nails
1. stumble across nice colour polish
2. start painting nails
3. paint most of fingers
4. wait to dry
5. forget you are waiting for it to dry and screw it up while putting clothes on
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:42, Reply)

no no
Hunt for the perfect color
set aside ample amount of time to paint nails
paint nails
Allow to dry
Don't do anything until they are dry
( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:48, Reply)

hmm
this is a maverick approach. I don't think I can get on board with this
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:50, Reply)

give it a whirl

( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:54, Reply)

it's the sitting around for hours not doing stuff until it dries thing

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:57, Reply)

it doesn't "take hours
Maybe 20 minutes

Maybe try it with clothes on
( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:59, Reply)

20 minutes
is forever! there will be something more interesting to do during that time
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:02, Reply)

read a book while they dry

( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:03, Reply)

then I'll catch them on the book

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:08, Reply)

then just don't paint them

( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:13, Reply)

I'll never pull Johnny Depp that way

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:17, Reply)

He's just split from Vanessa.
You're totally in there.
( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)

I know
someone said at work. They all wanted him, but I'm totally the single one, so it should be easy
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:15, Reply)

He'll be giving you masterclasses in how to fall down the stairs next.

( Gvpyczjppcl when I arrive I'm balls in a heatwave, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:46, Reply)

and piss the bed

( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:49, Reply)

Kirsts, baby, you're a dream boat and he's a fucking iceburg.
You deserve so much more.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:15, Reply)

please please don't pair us in a sentence
Or in any other way
Ever
( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Good lass, now block him.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:29, Reply)

i tried to lay out but with it close to 500° i only survived 30 minutes maybe

( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:57, Reply)

how is it not Saturday yet?

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Because life sucks, that's why.

( Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:11, Reply)

this seems like the most likely explanation

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:11, Reply)

I had no idea what day it was until you said that and I went and checked.
I need structure I think.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Evening all.
I'm maybe a little overfed.
I'm not watching telly, but listening to Scott Walker and drinking beer.
I can't save this thread single-handed, I'm going to need your help. As many of you as possible.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Yay or nay?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9ZG2VW2WJk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:33, Reply)

It's alright,
Not especially exciting.
More importantly, why won't stupid iPads let you listen to music and use the Internet at the same time?
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)

You can.
Double click the home button and swipe across to the music player, it'll be the YouTube icon instead of Music/Spotify. Then click play. Then you can go back to whatever you were doing.
This is really what I wanted to post, it makes me smile so much. Bit cheery and camp for most I assume; www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gfbi3e68iwA&feature=youtube_gdata_player
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)

Fucking hell you can and all!
Thanks Baz.
I'll have a listen to that one when Scott gets to the end of side 2.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)

Wow its like an 80's funk revival
Not bad, but no Billy Ocean.
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)

I quite like Chilly Gonzales from the odd bits I've heard
Including that.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:20, Reply)

Sozz Baz it's a 'nay' from me, sounds to much like a depressive sade. But the comment from Mfreedoom made me laugh.
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)

OK, what shall we do, great leader?

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:34, Reply)

Post loads and loads of interesting stuff
Simple really.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:37, Reply)

You've got until I return from listening to Baz's link to make it happen.

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:38, Reply)

I've got nothing

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Cavy, you let me down.
I give you one simple task...
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:43, Reply)

i'm busy multitasking
I was hoping this place would entertain me
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Create a sock account and wind Bobby up for a while

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:49, Reply)

Love to
but I'd have to wait until tuesday to use it
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)

You don't have a spare already set up?

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)

nope

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Who on earth has spare accounts set up?

(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Bobby is over there

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Only the proper mentals

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:17, Reply)

I'd never dream of such shenanigans.
Spare wives, on the other hand...
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Why do all the mental sockpuppet wankers latch on to me? Battered leave Gonz alone you horrible little gremlin.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Because you engage with them.

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)

Not always! Sometimes they just chase me, making me think it's the same fucking spastic autist cunt.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)

It probably is, to be honest.

( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:00, Reply)

I've been engaged with several people in my time.
When I say "with", I mean "to".
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Nice try with what?

(Michael Biehn Marines! We are leaving!, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:00, Reply)

who the fuck are you

( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:01, Reply)

It's Bobby
/ac
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)

people are latching onto him?

( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Really?
We're gonna need a bigger boat
(Michael Biehn Marines! We are leaving!, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:07, Reply)

im not drinking the kool aid kemosabe

( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)

well I aint hittin' the Irn-Bru goatscheese

(Michael Biehn Marines! We are leaving!, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)

He had a little tiff with thatbiokeoverthere (hilarious name stealer) earlier
And occasionally argues with Quentin.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)

im familiar

( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Lion-o
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:16, Reply)