First post!
In your face Kaol (or whoever normally gets it)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:02, Reply)

Haha!
Good work!
( Cawl - One more week of Wales, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:09, Reply)

Everyone posting on this board is an autism.

( Amorous Badger : One of our most popular models., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:00, Reply)

That's what you get for taking your eye off the ball
Now all your base are mine

Mwahahahahahaha!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:14, Reply)

It's ok
I'll cut myself and cry tomorrow night after I've missed first post on the new QOTW too, as I'll be out of the office.
( Cawl - One more week of Wales, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:19, Reply)

You're a graduate now, too old to self harm
leave that to the angst ridden teens. What adults do is self medicate with alchohol.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:26, Reply)

Haha!
I've been doing that for years.
The slicing is for when I need to ramp my self-loathing up a gear.

If I really wanted to hurt myself, I could always watch Pearl Harbour, I guess.
( Cawl - One more week of Wales, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:28, Reply)

Don't do it!
Michael Bay has a lot to answer for
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:40, Reply)

Yes he does...
That film was worse than finding out you have dodgy balls.

Not that I have dodgy balls.
I mean... I don't think I do...
*checks*
( Cawl - One more week of Wales, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:42, Reply)

All your
QOTW are belong to Colonel Dracula
( Ogwen69 is imagining you naked..., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:11, Reply)

I'm only posting here in case this board gets archived
so I'll make it a good one

*deep breath*

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( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 17:13, Reply)

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( broadsword, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 13:50, Reply)

FIRST?!

( mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:46, Reply)

OH FUCK

( mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:46, Reply)

Just testing.
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( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:28, Reply)

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( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:25, Reply)

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( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 0:01, Reply)

here from the start.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Totally time travelling here

(Speet1 knows at least 69 love songs, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 19:03, Reply)

I'VE BEEN SENT FROM THE FUTURE TO WARN YOU
YOU STILL DON'T GET IT, DO YOU? EDS MEDS WILL FIND HER! THAT'S WHAT HE DOES! IT'S *ALL* HE DOES! YOU CAN'T STOP HIM! HE'LL WADE THROUGH YOU! HE'LL REACH DOWN HER THROAT AND TEAR HER FUCKIN' HEART OUT!
(Fu Manchu a new low, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 22:30, Reply)

See?

( Noely Noel heil sig heil sig heil sig heil sig heil sig heil, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 18:06, Reply)

BEST POST EVA
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post543641

HOOD BUTTER IS ON HIS SHIT MAN, in case he deletes it:

"Hello. Here's a load of old shit for you. For those who don't know me, I'm old.
I get the piss ripped over on /talk but I don't really mind. Being old has its advantages. I work in the music business and have done for over 35 years. I was there in the 60's and 70's and saw the birth of rock music, and spent my youth enjoying copious quantities of free love and no fear of AIDS.

I grew up in the film industry, my grandfather and uncle worked for Pathe News and I used to go to shoots with them in the hols. I've met The Beatles, been inside Lennon's house, I was at the launch of the first Moog synthesizer, played in some good bands and still do. I also met loads of film stars, rock stars and even had breakfast with Jimi Hendrix at the Isle of Whight festival. I have a helicopter pilots licence and have started flying again after a brief period and I'm engaged to a model.

I now work from home running a recording studio and am on the committee of a growing rock festival which is held in the same village where I live. I work with a friend who does HD video recording to broadcast standard and we run a mobile tv/audio studio and we have some nice jobs come in for next year at a few top festivals.

I get as much good sex as I want and I drive a fast car. Work is steady despite the recession and I'm landscaping my huge garden with ponds, waterfalls and rare trees and there is enough room to put up a big marquee in November for a fucking b3ta bash.

I also started doing the odd spot of stand up comedy a few years back and have begun doing a few clubs and venues around this region. My set has been described as extremely rude, downright disgusting, in incredible bad taste but funny. That's just fine by me. I mean, I can't knock it, it is pretty strong.

I'm in good health and go running every day. I don't drink alcohol or smoke fags and have finished several marathons and loads of half marathons in the past. I'm training for a channel swim in June/July next year and am aiming to smash the record for someone over 50.

I occasionally work at a lap dance bar which is owned by a friend's brother as a floor security guard. I also have to escort the girls in and out of the changing rooms and if it's busy I help behind the bar with two topless girls.

My house is situated, unusually on a hill in the Cambridgeshire Fens right next to woods and a nature reserve and the farmer's field opposite has huge markets and boot sales in the Summer but only every few weeks. I have my own private road and have just extended the car park to hold another 6 cars.

By now you lot must be pissing yourselves as it looks like some of the unhealthily huge vats of bullshit that appear here.
Old? Fuck off"
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 19:07, Reply)

This is still the best thread to post in
and by best I mean least shit, although they're all shit really.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:02, Reply)

holy shit rory's here!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:11, Reply)

It's the best thread ever Quentin, everything makes sense here
there's no lunch, no food, no dead mums. I'm stickin with this thread from now on.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 16 May 2012, 19:35, Reply)

alright

( broadsword, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 13:51, Reply)

alright

( Pig Bodine., Sun 12 May 2013, 22:11, Reply)