Cyclists
People who ride bikes are known as cyclists, because bike is an abbreviation for bicycle.

So why are people who ride tricycles not also called cyclists, but are instead referred to as toddlers?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:30, 60 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

i thoughts the term for people riding bicylces was cunts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:32, Reply)

I thought the term for people called Nakers was stupid bent spastic. I was right.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:33, Reply)

citation needed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:36, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/answers?q=Nakers%2Bbent%2Bspastic
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:42, Reply)

:(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:43, Reply)

HAHA

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:43, Reply)

lolz

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:08, Reply)

It is.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:48, Reply)

*Seinfeld/Seinfeld shrugging*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:33, Reply)

i have never sen an episode of that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:37, Reply)

Nor me.
Looked well shit
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:41, Reply)

It was quite funny sometimes.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:43, Reply)

It took me a long time to get over being raised in a household where American TV programmes were frowned upon.
In fact, I may not be fully over it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:49, Reply)

hence why i still cannot abide ITV

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:50, Reply)

BBC radio provides me with all I need.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:56, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:44, Reply)

ooh that's clever, how do you make the words do that?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:47, Reply)

by being gay

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:55, Reply)

I gay to the first set of words, and they run away leaving the second set
then I'm gay to the second set, which run away leaving teh first again.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:57, Reply)

Dunno, busy investing in juggalocoins, soz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:34, Reply)

was it dozer who used to listen to them?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:36, Reply)

I don't know, he's your friend

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:39, Reply)

NO HE ENT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:41, Reply)

IS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:47, Reply)

all that not meeting hijm, for NOTHING

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:48, Reply)

It's a shajme

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:50, Reply)

haha
you're both friends with dozer
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:02, Reply)

You gaz him #justsayin

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:03, Reply)

gaz is sacred, man
only cunts bust out the sanctity of the gazbox
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:04, Reply)

So you don't deny being super best friends with Dozer?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:05, Reply)

You wait ages for an Al thread and then it comes along and it's fucking shit.
What a cunt.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:45, Reply)

citation needed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:46, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/search/answers?q=al+is+a+cunt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:50, Reply)

I saw that.
Link spaz
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:50, Reply)

I saw it too! VERIFIED

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:51, Reply)

don't tar me with the ginger brush

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Careful, Frog may try to have sex with you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:54, Reply)

I wouldnt want you getting jealous

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:55, Reply)

Jealousy is an abstract concept

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:57, Reply)

I hadn't seen that Captain Placid comment before.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:55, Reply)

It's troubling, what with him being so popular and influential on here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:56, Reply)

He really does make people sit up and take notice.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:58, Reply)

God I hate cyclists.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:55, Reply)

Is it because you're fat and can't get on a bike without listening to American Irish rock bands like teh Dropkick Murphys or Flogging Molly?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:56, Reply)

no, it's because they are all exceptional cunts
i was on the strand in a cab this morning, and a dickhead cyclist who was TOO IMPORTANT AND TOO IMPATIENT TO QUEUE LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING forced himself down the wrong side of the car. then had the nerve to stand and shout at the poor driver when he nearly hit it.

fucking twats, the lot of 'em.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:00, Reply)

Do you like the fact that everyone hates you?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:02, Reply)

they don't
i'm incredibly loved and liked and popular
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:03, Reply)

Did you find out what catface texted to his mother?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:15, Reply)

no, i think it shall remain forevermore a secret
going here tonight, looks well nom. you should take the lady when she gets back.

www.kaspars.co.uk/menus/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:18, Reply)

£15 starters?
She can pay.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:35, Reply)

who says romance is dead??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:38, Reply)

"Well loved."

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:16, Reply)

haha, my neighbour is black and he's a right cunt, therefore all blacks should be shot and then sent back

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:23, Reply)

black cyclist
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:27, Reply)

yeah, well done

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:29, Reply)

MY NEIGHBOUR IS CYCLIST

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:31, Reply)

well hurry up and run him over then

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:01, Reply)

No.
It's because absolutely all cyclists are arseholes.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:04, Reply)

I think more people should become cyclists.
That would reduce the demand on delicious petrol, then normal people would hopefully see the price of fuel go down.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:05, Reply)

Yes thats the reason its so expensive
not the gov taxing it at 60% or the oil firms buying it from themselves to inflate their profit margins while claiming they make no money from fuel sales.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:22, Reply)