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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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CHEAT!
I'm just watching a documentary about Lance Armstrong and his doping. He basically owned cycling and shat on anyone who crossed him. Have you ever cheated?

ALT:
Luuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:42, 292 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I cheated at a crossword once. I looked up the answer online and pretended I knew it.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:44, Reply)
You fackin' rotter

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:45, Reply)
I regard the rules as something to get around.
I live for today and don't give a fuck what anyone else thinks. I don't compromise any aspect of myself - "Don't explain, don't apologise" - that's my motto.

I am SO fucking hardarse its unbelievable - I'm a total "Alpha" male.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:50, Reply)
Shut up and go and make the tea.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:51, Reply)
Yeah bitch

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:51, Reply)
* swoons*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:51, Reply)
Tell your mum I wasn't cheating and I made it clear that it was a one night stand.
Fucking psycho.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:50, Reply)
genuine officelol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:51, Reply)
I watched Psycho last night - hadn't seen it before.
Jolly good film.

They should remake it, with Jude Law as the main guy. The music could be updated to. And it could all be done in colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:51, Reply)
Have you seen any films until 2014?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:52, Reply)
Some, but there are - famously in my circle of real friends - incredible gaps in my knowledge.
I wasn't fussed about films until ... I dunno - about 10 years ago, really - I generally think there's something more productive that I could be doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:03, Reply)
They did. With Vince Vaughan and Anne Heche
It was ok.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:55, Reply)
Yer - that was a joke at my own expense.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:03, Reply)
It was just as amusing as your prior efforts.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:05, Reply)
^ miserable teenager

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:15, Reply)
^ UNFUNNY

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:24, Reply)
^ upset

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:43, Reply)
You wish i cared that much

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:20, Reply)
If that's the one on the iplayer, it was watching that this morning that prompted the monobrow/nobrow question
Yes, I cheat at loads of things, my life is a tightly packed web of lies and deceit.

Alt: crap chicken sandwich, salted popcorn
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:52, Reply)
Sweet and salted popcorn from Tesco is my new favourite thing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:52, Reply)
I prefer that, but they had none. Still, £3 meal deal WOOP WOOP

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:53, Reply)
sainsburys did bacon and maple syrup popcorn at Christmas. It was divine.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:54, Reply)
ooooooo

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:54, Reply)
Liar, it was a cheese sandwich and crisps

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:53, Reply)
Raw cheese? Not likely.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:53, Reply)
More lies.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:54, Reply)
HAVE U GON MENTAL?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:55, Reply)
I DUNNO LOL

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:00, Reply)
Black pudding Scotch egg and a lamb samosa for me
NOM
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:54, Reply)
That classic LancScotIndian cuisine

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:56, Reply)
tggi

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:57, Reply)
ALT.I have curry wot I made last night
I can also smell other curry from a restaurant near by thta smells better.

Curry envy.

THANKYOUSIR
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:53, Reply)
HELLOSIR

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:54, Reply)
I don't eat breakfast or lunch

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:56, Reply)
Any reason?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:59, Reply)
Not hungry

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:01, Reply)
His wife doesn't know how to make pasty, and that's all you can eat in mines.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:18, Reply)
You really should

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:14, Reply)
You should have some almond butter, banana and chia seeds on pumpkin bread.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:19, Reply)
Artisan bread!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:23, Reply)
Lunch was 20p curry noodles, homemade salad rolls and fruit. I have had no meat since last night, and am in withdrawl.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)
Yeah, at Bamboozle *shames*
If you pressed each of the coloured buttons in turn you could tell by the link address which was the correct answer and go back and press it again before the page loaded. Sorry Bamber Boozler.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)
No wonder teletext had to close down.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:26, Reply)
Oh Boy
I loved bamboozle
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:32, Reply)

play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.tvmobile.android.bamboozle
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:38, Reply)
got it
but its not the same... you don't know man you weren't there. You cant understand how good it was.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:39, Reply)
This is kind of true.
Our telly was old, whilst it had teletext it never had the fasttext buttons :(
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:40, Reply)
Yes, but only on my ex.
I have a pretty strong sense of morality, so I don't really cheat at games or sports or owt.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:31, Reply)
You're a man of principals

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:34, Reply)
I am, Peej. I don't really feel that I get enough recognition for it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:36, Reply)
I'm doing a whip round via gaz to get you an award and a cash prize.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:39, Reply)
Head teachers?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Sure way to get an A at my school.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:49, Reply)
just on women
who you were meant to be faithful too, exposing her to potential sexually transmitted infections. good sense of morality there mate
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:40, Reply)
*gets off moral high horse*
Don't give a shit really
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:41, Reply)
BURN

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:41, Reply)
Yeah but she don't matter

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:56, Reply)
I still have enough lftover BBQ food to do my lunches for two more days.
I'm well chuffed that I'm shit at estimating how much food other people eat.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:57, Reply)
So noone came to your barbecue?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:03, Reply)
All of Herman's Hermits were there

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:04, Reply)
and Craig

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:04, Reply)
That's a few fucked here then...
metro.co.uk/2014/07/08/two-questions-is-all-it-takes-to-determine-if-you-have-an-alcohol-problem-4790684/
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:13, Reply)
I did the full test, over on your wife's board and it turns out I don't have a problem.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:14, Reply)
She does have a nice board.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:16, Reply)
Is her username Rescussie Annie?
Or is this a /links joke?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:17, Reply)
According to that I do, but I really don't. What a load of bullshit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:20, Reply)
That's what a denier would say

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:21, Reply)
I just don't believe *that* many Jews were killed.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:23, Reply)
Too good to be true, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:25, Reply)
I just think I could have done a better job.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:25, Reply)
According to that I don't, but I really do.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:23, Reply)
It's almost like it's just a load of old shit....

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:24, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:24, Reply)
You mean that at least once a month you have more than 6 yes 6 drinks

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:24, Reply)
Only on a particularly MENTAL night out

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:25, Reply)
Man you is KeerrrAzy

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:29, Reply)
I agree with you, frog. xx

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:24, Reply)
Most people do, I'm right about a lot of things but rarely impart my knowledge and wisdom.
I just prefer pissing about don't I.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:27, Reply)
You have a right laugh here, you do

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:29, Reply)
I really don't.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:39, Reply)
It's a big old load of bum water.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:27, Reply)
It's just a test for lightweights and faggots

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:29, Reply)
I'm not sure what they call alcohol abuse is actually alcohol abuse.
They've definitely moved the goal posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:26, Reply)
Yeah, alcohol abuse is using coca cola with gin or summat

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:29, Reply)
Or any type of sherry. Fucking muck.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:31, Reply)
You're the doctor, you get to decide what constitutes abuse.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:31, Reply)
Payday cooking sherry ftw

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:43, Reply)
It seems I don't have a problem. Might go to the pub to celebrate.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:28, Reply)
Good lad.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:29, Reply)
\0/

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:30, Reply)
Yes and yes
nothing embarrassing or violent, just stupid arguments with the missus I know we wouldn't have had if I were sober.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:35, Reply)
OHMYGODWHY DO YOU KEEP WALKING AROUND IN THE NUDE MY POOR WINKY
SHUT UP I CAN DO WHAT I WANT MY BODY'S NOT HERE FOR YOUR PLEASURE *throws atlas*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:39, Reply)
Leather bound 12 volume complete atlas of the world!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:43, Reply)
I don't think I've ever cheated at anything serious.
I did look over John Danilowa's shoulder during a mental maths test when I was around 10, and I've cheated in a crossword or two, maybe peeked in the bag at scrabble.
Armstrong was corrupt, but then, I think the whole cycling world was then, and no one seemed to mind until a few of them got caught.

Alt: bacon sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:20, Reply)
Yeah, and then he ended up in a stairwell.
Hop you're happy, you cheating prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:22, Reply)
John is in fact safe and well at her majesty's pleasure.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:23, Reply)
I get this
because I thought of it too
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:44, Reply)
I think you'll find those cyclists that didn't want to pump their bodies full of nasty shit minded quite a lot.
Armstrong wasn't just a cheat, he actively went out to fuck over anyone who he thought might be a threat and I'm glad the cunt is set to lose everything he has.

I also think there should be a zero tolerance for former cheats like Contador. I don't see why he should be allowed back in.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:38, Reply)
Armstrong should have his bollocks mutilated for what he did!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:42, Reply)
who cares what cyclists think?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:42, Reply)
who cares what fat, psycho, trust fund, gingers think about cyclists?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:45, Reply)
someone sat on his bollocks particularly hard this morning

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:46, Reply)
Unlike Lance Armstrong! AMIRITE!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:49, Reply)
I honestly don't know a huge amount about it,
I got the impression the whole top class then we're on drugs and happy to be.
But I agree with you on contador and other cheats
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:43, Reply)
don't agree with al
nobody ever agrees with al. he's a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:46, Reply)
those clever yanks
metro.co.uk/2014/07/04/would-you-snort-alcohol-company-in-us-launches-new-powdered-vodka-and-rum-4786656/
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:33, Reply)
I used to. In liquid form.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:51, Reply)
#TRULAD

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:53, Reply)
Me and peteloaf off mainboard used to copy each others maths homework.
We always got different marks though, Mr Gordon was a fucking idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:42, Reply)
Which one got the higher mark?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:44, Reply)
It changed from week to week
Once I asked him why I had a question marked wrong and Pete had his marked right. He said "Why should I mark it properly if you hand it in late" I told him he was paid to. He dragged me to the head for that one and the head agreed with me. Little victories tangles, little victories.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:46, Reply)

victories cocks
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Stop thinking about schoolboys' cocks, you nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:52, Reply)

schoolboys Psyc**chomp's s
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:56, Reply)
shpccihm

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Fair enough, I suppose there is little grey area in maths
A friend of mine got an A for copying my C-graded French homework once. When I questioned it with the teacher she basically explained that for a thicky like him it was a grade A piece of work, whereas I was expected to do better.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Grades mean nothing if you're going to pick and choose how they're applied.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:52, Reply)
A++++++++

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:53, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:19, Reply)
I'm not sure thats how grading works
I'd argue that with him. I was once told by a teacher that sometimes in life you have to take responsibility for something you haven't done. I'm totally going to Yewtree that cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:53, Reply)
Your teachers all sound a bit weird, hopefully by now Ofsted will have hounded them out of their jobs.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:55, Reply)
Mr John Clemo husband of Theresa the Science teacher made my life a fucking misery at school
and when my parents were going through a very violent divorce and my mother feared for all our lives I went to him for help and he mocked me. He's a grade a cunt and I have tried hard to track him down so I can tell him so.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:58, Reply)
he was tapping YM
HTH;s
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:02, Reply)
He gave her a =====D-

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:03, Reply)
she did get a special brown star though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:10, Reply)
hey 2 out of 3 aint bad

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:45, Reply)
I reckon if I was a teacher and I couldn't be arsed I'd just give kids marks based on a general appraisal of how thick I thought they were.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:18, Reply)
yes
i snogged a couple of other people when greggs hat had royally fucked me off. and i cheated regularly on latin tests at school. but apart from that, no, i've never cheated on anyone or anything.

alt: i had a wholewheat wrap burrito with brown rice, spicy black beans, courgette and carrot strips, pepper, a bit of cheese, jalapenos and a drizzle of sour cream. and a bottle of water. bargain lunch today at just £7.10.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:45, Reply)
So apart for cheating on Greggs hat you never cheated on anyone?
and Apart from Latin tests you never cheated on anything?

Good record. I expect apart from the Polish ones Batts never murdered any prostitutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:48, Reply)
well, we weren't really together by then
so it wasn't technically cheating.

and who wouldn't cheat on a latin test? have you ever had to do a fucking latin test? LATIN?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:49, Reply)
No because I'm not old and crusty.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:50, Reply)
i guess it is an academic subject
for the intellectually elite
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Old

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:51, Reply)
it does also gove you a good grounding in how the romantic languages work
with a grasp of Latin it is fairly easy to pick up French, Italian etc.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:53, Reply)
That typo is too politilol to change

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:53, Reply)
I grasped a latin chick once but the resulting criminal record didn't help me pick up and french or italians

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:55, Reply)
I did latin

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:58, Reply)
Grade?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:59, Reply)

I got an ā
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:04, Reply)
ask to quit as they suspected I would fail dramatically
they suspected correctly
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:05, Reply)
I did Latin as well.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:02, Reply)
What drug was that a slang term for?

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:15, Reply)
hamsters

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:26, Reply)

Latin hamsters
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:25, Reply)
As did I.
I got a D. Couldn't understand the point of it. I'd retake it now purely out of interest.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:20, Reply)
It is.
Hence why you had to fucking cheat.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:05, Reply)
i didn't cheat in the real thing
just the stupid weekly vocab tests.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:25, Reply)
Still cheating.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:39, Reply)
shush

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:42, Reply)
cogito ergo sum

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:52, Reply)
It's alright if they've annoyed you.
I thought everyone knew that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Must be why all these people keep claiming to have fucked the wife.
I've annoyed her loads
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:54, Reply)
I haven't fucked your wife, if that's any comfort.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:57, Reply)
You did however give Peej a severe bumming that one night.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:03, Reply)
Well, he was walking around in the buff
What did he expect?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:07, Reply)
#askingforit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:09, Reply)
textbook

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:11, Reply)
Fuck twitter

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:36, Reply)
is this because I followed you today?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:45, Reply)
You need to follow more people so it's not just b3ta cunts on your timeline.
Branch out. Be a devil.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:53, Reply)
don't follow jason though, he's well shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:53, Reply)
I just stay on it to be annoyed by it, y'know, like Facebook.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:58, Reply)
I've not missed FB at all since I binned it off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:59, Reply)
Someone please start a new thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:58, Reply)
i'm going home

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:59, Reply)
me too
how odd
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 17:02, Reply)

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