alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 8:40, 38 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Excellent, thanks for asking.
How's you?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 8:41, Reply)

hot.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 8:46, Reply)

It's just pleasant here
Mind you, I'm not at work. Just looking for somewhere local I can get four broom handles.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 9:25, Reply)

Yer

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 9:00, Reply)

cool beanz brah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 9:02, Reply)

not really it's too hot and im at work :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 9:08, Reply)

no.
I feel lied to.
( Muns, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 9:11, Reply)

has Gary Cranley been up to his old tricks again?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 9:17, Reply)

/ot is still here. bit gay.

( Muns, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 11:22, Reply)

Yo Yo Yo
I really haven't got the time nor patience to be bothered with you today, so I'm just here to say fuck you, in fact fuck you all...alright
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 9:59, Reply)

So what are you all doing with your day now that offtopic has closed?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 10:01, Reply)

going out in a bit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 10:02, Reply)

I'd love to tell the good people of Off Topic
About what a lovely day it is and how taking the cat to the vet for his MOT was straight forward and how I might go to the pub later on.

But I can't because the board is closed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 12:32, Reply)

What a shame the board is closed
If it was still open I could regale you with tales of finding a proper hardware shop in my village which had, wait for it, FOUR types of broom handle on sale. My guitar case rack is going to build itself at this rate.
However, the board is closed so there will be no such tales.

Only nothingness.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 12:50, Reply)

I am now officially unemployed, last day at work yesterday. I got hsmmered last night, and have just got up.
Can I sign on for thethree weeks before we grab the boozer?
Alt, afternoon or evening plans? I'm lying down, feeling like shot, and watching replybox. Exciting, eh ?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 13:07, Reply)

Sorry. I have no idea who this is.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 13:08, Reply)

Doctor Spastic

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 13:13, Reply)

In which case, I hope he has a hangover.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 13:18, Reply)

Feel like death mate.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 13:22, Reply)

Your interner gp. The shit one.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 13:17, Reply)

When does pub life start?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 13:19, Reply)

Three weeks tomorrow. Really looking forward to it.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 13:21, Reply)

Well you must invite us all to the opening.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 13:24, Reply)

No trainers, hoodies, motorcycle jackets or football tops. Or mankinis, thongs or tutus.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 13:32, Reply)

I plan to hurl my own faeces at a blank canvas, interpret the various markings as letters or numbers then post the incoherent babble on a closed message board on the internet under the username doctor best troll.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 13:21, Reply)

Good lad. Your invite to the opening bash has been lost in the post.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 13:23, Reply)

No problem, I can go to any number of pubs run by inept inexperienced staff to get a taste of the vibe im missing out on.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 13:25, Reply)

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(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 13:29, Reply)